Naked man on unicycle

[MadFurai]

Originally Posted by BillyTheMountain

Definitely!! Here's a quote from a Constitutional Law expert from the Just Conversation Forum (you can google it to see it's correct):

"intent to arouse"

LOL, that's one of those laws that can be very subjective depending on the judge... Not sure whether it matters if the "intent to arouse" is directed towards themselves or innocent bystanders.

[blueharmony]

Similarly vague, but you get the point: the cardinal rule at the parade and during the painting party is "don't be creepy", especially photographers. It leaves a lot of wiggle room (no pun intended) but if someone feels uncomfortable for any reason with the behaviour of someone else, don't do it.

The painted cyclists parade in Fremont has an interesting history. It began with streakers during the regular Solstice Festival parade and progressed from there. Last year we had about 600 participants!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solstice_Cyclists

Pray for warm weather.

[MrBoogiejuice]

Originally Posted by Danny Colyer

Not IME, but I have been careful with my choice of saddle. This was a major consideration the last time I bought a saddle, when I noticed that most of the latest crop seemed to have seams along the side that most assuredly would chafe. I ended up with a Nimbus HiTop, which I have found works well for naked riding.

Hot weather helps as well. Sweat is an excellent lubricant.

Have a look and see if there's a WNBR near you:
http://wiki.worldnakedbikeride.org/i...=List_of_rides

I intend to do the Bristol ride on a unicycle again this year.

I recommend getting your side mount solid before the ride, for reasons of delicacy in positioning. I've also carried a hockey stick on previous rides, so that I have something to lean on during the ride's frequent stops rather than having to hover or keep dismounting.

Don't ever make the mistake I made of using butt butt'r, assos cream or similar if you're riding in the altogether. You end up sliding about too much to keep decent control.

I've never been arrested riding in the buff but did once almost get into a fight with some scallies whilst dressed as a naked bee and stewarding on the London ride. I clocked them grabbing the shirt potatoes of passing ladies by feigning to go for a high five then copping a feel so jumped off my unicycle to give them a bollocking (telling off). Ended up going to find a copper once they turned out to be too scary, aggressive and numerous for me in my naked state, armed only with a unicycle and extra arms made out of stuffed stripy stockings, to handle.

[johnfoss]

Originally Posted by MrBoogiejuice

...too scary, aggressive and numerous for me in my naked state, armed only with a unicycle and extra arms made out of stuffed stripy stockings, to handle.

Talk about potential for a viral video -- imagine a naked bee-guy in a fistfight with a bunch of other guys, especially if he was winning!

[spinsmooth]

The time and money needed to dig out of this is not worth the short ride!