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Old 2011-01-14, 07:28 PM   #31
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When your balls auto.retract once your but hits the seat.
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Old 2011-01-14, 11:52 PM   #32
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you hear "all-wheel-drive vehicle" and assume unicycle.
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Old 2011-01-14, 11:59 PM   #33
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You know you're a unicyclist...When someone draws you as an "action hero", lol!
(And when you think the word "Universe" is a passage in a poem about unicycling! )

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Old 2011-01-15, 04:28 AM   #34
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......your readin this thread
Good one!
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The best one to date is; "Is that a fixed wheel single speed"
My Schlumpf isn't.
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... when the walls inside your house have tire tracks on them. I keep painting over them, but they keep coming back.
Maybe you need to try a different brand of paint?
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when you own so many unicycles that your spouse stops being surprised when you buy another one.
I wish.
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When your balls auto.retract once your but hits the seat.
I gotta get me one of those!
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...when you think the word "Universe" is a passage in a poem about unicycling!
Isn't it a title of a blockbuster, earth-changing video?
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Old 2011-01-16, 08:43 PM   #35
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Soooo many of these apply

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when you see a bike tire and get excited because you thought it was a uni.
Haha yeah

*When you associate Bhutan with unicycling.
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Old 2011-01-17, 06:40 PM   #36
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still chuckling at;
"*You pull up on your steering wheel when driving up a hill"

Made me laugh out loud, but i never write the abbreviated version of that....

Good list.
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Old 2011-01-17, 06:52 PM   #37
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You know you're a STREET unicyclist when:

you count all the stairs in the street
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Old 2011-01-17, 07:31 PM   #38
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One I thought of today:

You know you're a unicyclist when:
*Every time you see 'moments' in physics you think of KH cranks
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Old 2011-01-17, 10:56 PM   #39
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I dont know if it already has been said but...

You know you're a unicyclist when everytime you get on a bike you think it's really funny to ride

You know you're a unicyclist when some unknown people ask you if you're the unicycle guy/girl!
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Old 2011-01-17, 11:33 PM   #40
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You know your a unicyclist when you hop on a bike and start going as fast as you can to see if you adrenaline level will compare to that of your 36 er
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Old 2011-01-18, 12:22 AM   #41
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another of my favourites:

-The first thought that comes across your mind when you regain consciousness is: "is my unicycle ok?"
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Old 2011-01-18, 03:23 AM   #42
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You know you are a unicyclist when......

You run around town with a 6 foot level and a yard stick measuring the percent grade of all the hills to decide which ones you can ride with your 36er.
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Old 2011-01-18, 05:26 AM   #43
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you know youre a unicyclist when...


you're sitting at a stoplight and someone honks at you from behind because you didnt notice the green light due to the fact you're staring at that awesome trials line next to you..
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Old 2011-01-18, 08:02 AM   #44
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My Schlumpf isn't.
Isn't the schlumpf a fixed 2 speed? Fixed merely means it's not a free wheel in any direction doesn't it?
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Old 2011-01-18, 08:50 AM   #45
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Smile You no you are a unicyclist when...

You wear a tshirt that reads I CANT MULTITASK....or no Ive not lost a wheel Ive gained one
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