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Old 2016-08-05, 06:16 PM   #301
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When you are annoyed that the cycle lane is only marked with b1cycle signs.


I might write to the local city council and tell them that they are being racist by excluding unicycle signs when marking the cycle lanes.

I will tell them that I belong to a minority group and that I want recognition.

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Old 2016-08-05, 06:31 PM   #302
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You know you are a unicyclist when-

you order a tyre in a restarant instead of a bottle of wine.

Instead of ordering a Gnarly Head (californian zinfandel), I ordered a bottle of Surly Knard and I hadn't even started drinking yet.

I'll have the flat fish saddle (fish & salad) and a upd (cup of tea)
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Old 2016-08-27, 08:28 PM   #303
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When you see this on a box at work, and instantly think of unicycles
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Old 2017-11-05, 11:19 AM   #304
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"You know you're a unicyclist when..."

=> you feel like a Ken doll because of saddle numbness
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Old 2017-11-06, 04:28 AM   #305
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When you see this on a box at work, and instantly think of unicycles
...Or take a picture of it and post it to a unicyclist's forum.
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=> you feel like a Ken doll because of saddle numbness
I never saw it like that; I am more inclined to wish I were the Ken doll!
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Old 2017-11-06, 01:50 PM   #306
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You know you池e a mountain unicyclist when

You are exhausted covered in mud and everything in the backpack is soaked, also a pedal bite decorates your shoulder.. And despite all that, feeling quite happy
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Old 2017-11-06, 10:40 PM   #307
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You are exhausted covered in mud and everything in the backpack is soaked, also a pedal bite decorates your shoulder.. And despite all that, feeling quite happy
Ehm...
Did I miss something yesterday?
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Old 2017-11-07, 03:12 PM   #308
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Yeah dude as we were saying Gaasbeek would become much easier after having spent those two half days at the a whole lot rougher Mount Kester.. Very true, but not that medieval style flight of stairs leading to the pond! Luckily i only made it one third of the way down falling, mysteriously back on the uni for a brief moment but then gravity decided on some kind of carambole ending hmmm.. Going back to the nicer place tomorrow morning though, to check the whole area out and of course there will be an apple for our new friend there
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Old 2017-11-07, 08:22 PM   #309
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jar of crotch butter
Where can you get that? That would really be nice to have actually.
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Old 2017-11-11, 11:16 PM   #310
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I was being dramatic. I really just use vasaline.
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Old 2017-12-01, 10:02 AM   #311
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There are various brands of crotch butter available from bike shops or online, or use vaseline, or personally I prefer sudocrem which is available in most pharmacies and supermarkets in the UK.
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Old 2018-05-31, 08:44 AM   #312
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You know you池e a unicyclist when going fast on a bike makes you nervous.
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Old 2018-06-01, 06:01 PM   #313
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You know you池e a unicyclist when going fast on a bike makes you nervous.
Going fast on a bike doesnt make me nervous, but riding hands-free with a second wheel doing god knows what, scares the h#ll out of me.
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Old 2018-06-02, 07:11 AM   #314
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... your wife wakes up because ...

... you UPDed again in your dream.
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Old 2018-06-04, 12:40 AM   #315
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You know you are a unicyclist when-

your wife let's you hang your unicycle in the entryway of your home (part time home with no garage but hey, it counts)


Try to top that married men!
My wife performs first aid on me when I get muni injuries (she's a nurse), and says she knows she's my mistress and that my unis are my true loves
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