|2011-01-11, 01:42 AM||#18|
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Missoula, MT, USA
...when you watch more YouTube videos of unicycling than of belly dancing.
My 29er is my little wheel. Roll it, baby!
pLs forgve anu typist imak win positing forum my fone.
|2011-01-11, 02:18 AM||#20|
Join Date: Nov 2010
You know you're a unicyclist when you refuse to walk inside you're house, instead cleanin off your uni, and being careful!
I've been wrestling for 8 years and if u take the highlighted statement, and multiply it by about 1,500, you'll get the wrestling attitude.
|2011-01-11, 02:36 AM||#21|
Too insane to be considered human.
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sydney, Australia
You know you're a unicyclist when...
- You look at your BMX or MTB and realize it only 1 wheel.
- Where everything that is round makes you want to unicycle.
- Your alarm clock resembles a unicycle.
- Your only purpose in life is to unicycle.
I'm 1 weird and unusual Greek Cypriot Australian with a pienormous heart.
Can't wait till this game is finally released.
|2011-01-11, 02:38 AM||#22|
Rolling or nothing.
You know your a (TRUE!!!!!!!) unicyclist when:
Not only do you spend more time unicycling then with your partner, you spend more time talking about unicycling with anyone then you do talking to your partner about anything, period.
Your so noob you prehop before you prehop!
Its not about the tricks you do, its how you use them.
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|2011-01-11, 03:38 AM||#23|
Join Date: May 2010
Location: pueblo west colorado
|2011-01-11, 03:55 AM||#24|
Eating a sandwich
Join Date: May 2010
Location: New Mexico
... when the walls inside your house have tire tracks on them.
I keep painting over them, but they keep coming back.
|2011-01-11, 04:13 AM||#26|
Not "2" Tired
Join Date: Aug 2006
You know you're a unicyclist when...
When I'm conscious!
(A more accurate thread title would have been: You know you're *obsessed* with unicycling when...)
"Ride a Uni - let the good times roll...
Half a bike will make you whole"
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|2011-01-11, 05:38 AM||#27|
Unicycle Daze - Rob Campbell
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Bremerton, WA
You know you are unicyclist when you see a bike tire and get excited because you thought it was a uni.
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is all comprehensible.
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious.
|2011-01-11, 06:15 AM||#28|
Back in the game
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: North Bend Washington
|2011-01-11, 09:24 AM||#29|
"Yes, I believe in luck, and the harder I work, the more of it I have."
"You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star"
|2011-01-14, 07:21 PM||#30|
Join Date: Apr 2010
Just to recap (plus a few others)
You know you are a unicyclist when
You give people on bicycles weird looks.
You own more than 1 unicycle.
You own 10 or more unicycles.
You see a clown at a circus, and wonder if he'd want to go on a ride.
When you're driving through a city, you're scanning for nice trials lines.
You think man this would be easier to balance on if only it had a single wheel.
You ride a unicycle while bringing out the garbage.
When you realize you spend so much time on your unicycle that you cant ride a bike any more.
You instinctively go into "unicycle mode" while trying to ride your road bike with no hands causing you to crash embarrassingly.
Any one of your unicycles is worth more than your car.
You choose an apartment/flat solely on the basis of how close the trails are.
Your legs are tan only to mid-thigh.
Your arm tan stops sharply at the wrist.
You shins and calves are made up of scar tissue.
The first thing you ask when you regain consciousness is "How's my unicycle?
You actually move farther from work so that the unicycle commute will be more heavy duty.
Your work colleagues think of unicycles as a mainstream form of transport.
You mentally log every meal as "good fuel" or "bad fuel"
You learn you have X money left after paying the bills and the first thing you do is log onto unicycle.com
Your car, computer, microwave, dishwasher and toilet cistern are all "powered by Unicycle.com"
You dream of winning the lottery, and the first thing you think of is how many/which unicycles.can that money buy?
You can tell your significant other with a straight face that it's too hot to mow the lawn then take off on an epic MUni ride.
You buy a car based on whether your Coker will fit in the back.
You pull up on your steering wheel when driving up a hill.
Your car is parked in the driveway because your unicycles are parked in the garage.
You know the distance of every point of interest within 20 miles of your house as well as the location of every pot-hole along the way.
You use a toothbrush to clean your unicycle.
It is an electric toothbrush.
You use a regular toothbrush, the electric toothbrush is for the unicycle.
You read this expecting it to be funny and then realize that it all applies to you.
When people at work start talking about unicycles too.
Youre driving home from work and every fence, concrete wall etc. becomes a skinny, and you think to yourself, I can ride that.
You base the purchase of your 'New House' on the unicycle trials potential.
The clown jokes come from passer byers.
Youre recognized locally With your unicycle
You're recognized locally WITHOUT your unicycle.
When you can't spend 100$ on a bike but 500$ on a unicycle.
When you are dreaming about unicycling every night.
When you can't put any unicycle in the shed in the backyard.
When you draw tiny unicycles everywhere in your school/job work.
When strangers ask you if you're castrated.
Where everything that is round makes you want to unicycle.
Your alarm clock resembles a unicycle.
Your only purpose in life is to unicycle.
When the walls inside your house have tire tracks on them
When you own so many unicycles that your spouse stops being surprised when you buy another one.
You know you are unicyclist when you see a bike tire and get excited because you thought it was a unicycle.
You spend months continually customizing one or more unicycles.
You get agitated after missing a day without unicycling.
You start a unicycle club.
I'm at 43 out of 50.
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