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Unicyclist
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 124
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You know you're a unicyclist when...
You know you're a unicyclist when...
-you give people on bicycles weird looks -You see a clown at a circus, and wonder if he'd want to go on a ride -When you're driving through a city, you're scanning for nice trials lines Feel free to add your own |
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Unicyclist
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 168
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You know you are a unicyclist when you discover you can't create children =)
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Unicyclist
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Charleston
Age: 25
Posts: 47
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You think man this would be easier to balance on if only it had a single wheel.
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Unicyclist
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Summit County Coloradical
Age: 54
Posts: 809
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Paper will spontaneously combust when held anywhere near your crotch.
and I refer you to these threads: You know when you have had a tough Muni ride when... You know you have had a good ride when... Last edited by Bondo; 2011-01-10 at 03:33 AM. |
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vegan rider
Join Date: May 2007
Location: on board of my sailyacht, mostly hamburg
Posts: 3,747
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You know you're a unicyclist when...you ride a uni while bringing out / down the garbage...
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Unicyclist
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Chicago,Illinois USA
Age: 56
Posts: 48
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real men dont need two wheels!
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Unicyclist
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: South East
Age: 19
Posts: 31
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when you realise you spend so much time on your unicycle that you cant ride a bike any more.
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Unicyclist
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Charleston
Age: 25
Posts: 47
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You know you're a unicyclist when you instinctively go into "unicycle mode" while trying to ride your road bike with no hands causing you to crash embarassingly. As I stumble to my feet literally seeing flashing colors and stars, I say to myself, "NOT MY BIKE!" Gotta have your priorities.
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Adventure Unicyclist
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Wellington, NZ
Age: 39
Posts: 3,646
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I did this a few years ago, thought I'd pull up the thread for interest:
http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27773 You know you are a unicyclist when...... *Any one of your unicycles is worth more than your car *You choose an apartment/flat solely on the basis of how close the trails are *You legs are tan only to mid-thigh *Your arm tan stops sharply at the wrist *You shins and calves are made up of scar tissue *The first thing you ask when you regain consciousness is "How's my unicyle? *You actually move farther from work so that the unicycle commute will be more heavy duty *Your work colleagues think of unicycles as a mainstream form of transport *You mentally log every meal as "good fuel" or "bad fuel" *You learn you have X money left after paying the bills and the first thing you do is log onto unicycle.com *Your car, computer, microwave, dishwasher and toilet cistern are all "powered by Unicycle.com" *You dream of winning the lottery, and the first thing you think of is how many/which unicycles can that money buy? *You can tell your significant other with a straight face that it's too hot to mow the lawn then take off on an epic MUni ride *You buy a car based on whether your Coker will fit in the back *You pull up on your steering wheel when driving up a hill *Your car is parked in the driveway because your unicycles are parked in the garage *You signal a turn and hit your wife *You know the distance of every point of interest within 20miles of your house as well as the location of every pot-hole along the way *You use a toothbrush to clean your unicycle *It is an electric toothbrush *You use a regular toothbrush, the electric toothbrush is for the unicycle *You read this expecting it to be funny and then realise that it all applies to you |
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Unicycle Daze - Rob Campbell
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Bremerton, WA
Age: 30
Posts: 1,264
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When people at work start talking about unicycles too.
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Unicyclist
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 435
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......your readin this thread
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The 'Art of Muni'
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Blue Mountains Australia
Age: 49
Posts: 24
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You know your a unicyclist when;
Your driving home from work and every fence, concrete wall etc becomes a skinny, and you think to yourself, i can ride that. You base the purchase of your 'New House' on the unicycle trials petential. The clown jokes come from passer byers. (The best one to date is; "Is that a fixed wheel single speed") |
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Proper Job!
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You're recognized locally without your unicycle.
I usually get "where's your bike?" I don't bother correcting them. ![]()
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Trials & Muni!
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-When you can't spend 100$ on a bike but 500$ on a unicycle.
-When you are dreaming about unicycling every night. -When you can't put any unicycle in the shed in the backyard. -When you draw tiny unicycles everywhere in your school works. Last edited by jaco_flans; 2011-01-10 at 11:08 PM. |
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Proper Job!
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