Party peoples, I need ideas. Throwing a field party new years eve. - Page 2

wickedbob · 2010-12-22, 05:11 PM

Farms out.

We need new real-estate.

Any ideas?

ivan · 2010-12-22, 05:36 PM

Woods?

harper · 2010-12-22, 06:13 PM

You could start this party on the street outside the local precinct. When it becomes raucous enough they will happily bring you inside where it's nice and toasty, out of the elements. They even have facilities in there, though perhaps not with the degree of privacy you might have in mind.

wickedbob · 2010-12-22, 06:18 PM

Wow greg, I never thought of that! Not too bad. Then again, I'm not sure it would work. There was an armed robbery 30ft from our local precinct and the robbers got away... when the pigs were sipping coffee and eating donuts.

So it seems like no go. We'd freeze all night.

Ivan, no woods around here. City living, that is why we wanted the farm.

BillyTheMountain · 2010-12-23, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wickedbob

the lady types tend to get cold easy and so we need to accommodate them. We're trying to make this party have a 1:1 ratio or more favoring the ladies, not sure if it'll work, but they get top consideration.

Our local bars assure a good ratio by advertising it as "ladies night" "women drink free!!!" Prizes for best woman, shortest skirt, etc, and a raffle for the women to win an iPhone or mp3 player at midnight. Let them know they'll meet brave service men who will be risking their lives to keep the women in America safe! Will you have a DJ or a band? Rent a bus to ship in the women, and to take them back to town (leaves at 2 am) if they don't want to spend the night, driver cannot drink.

Post this on the internet and in women's bathrooms all over town!

2010-12-22, 05:36 PM	#17
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2010-12-22, 06:13 PM	#18
harper 768 - It's in your DNA Join Date: Sep 2001 Age: 60 Posts: 8,558	You could start this party on the street outside the local precinct. When it becomes raucous enough they will happily bring you inside where it's nice and toasty, out of the elements. They even have facilities in there, though perhaps not with the degree of privacy you might have in mind. __________________ -Greg Harper Destroying the climate by shutting down nuclear power plants, one by one, since 1979. JC is the only main man. There can be no other. "A fool on a unicycle is redundant" - J.D. Miller

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2010-12-22, 05:11 PM	#16
wickedbob Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,063	Farms out. We need new real-estate. Any ideas?

2010-12-22, 06:18 PM	#19
wickedbob Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,063	Wow greg, I never thought of that! Not too bad. Then again, I'm not sure it would work. There was an armed robbery 30ft from our local precinct and the robbers got away... when the pigs were sipping coffee and eating donuts. So it seems like no go. We'd freeze all night. Ivan, no woods around here. City living, that is why we wanted the farm.

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