Why a uni is better than a man/woman

uniShark · 2009-09-04, 07:22 PM

When it whines too much, you can just replace the offending part.

It's OK to mount the uni without permission.

When it starts looking old, you can just re-paint it.

The seat does not get wider over time.

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MuniAddict · 2009-09-04, 07:36 PM

Why a uni is better than a man/woman?

They don't nag.
No Mother-in-law!
You don't have to remember birthdays, anniversaries.
They don't get offended or ask you where you've been, or when you're coming home.
They don't look terrible in the morning. (Except for maybe some mud from the previous day's ride, but that's a badge of honor with MUni!)
They don't make you watch soaps or rent dvds like "Green fried tomatoes", or Steel Magnolias.
There's a trail called "G-spot" that you can actually FIND!

And, most importantly, you can UNscrew a unicycle.
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Oh, and the only "rubber" you need is on your uni's rim!

Oh, and your uni's "nipples" will never sag like a fried egg hanging off of a nail!

MuniAddict · 2009-09-04, 07:48 PM

I just wanted to add, that this is all in JEST, so please don't get mad ladies, lol.

But my main point is...
Unis: You can't live without 'em, and you can't live without 'em!

Mikefule · 2009-09-04, 08:15 PM

This thread is sexist and will probably be deeply offensive to chicks.

MuniAddict · 2009-09-04, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikefule

This thread is sexist and will probably be deeply offensive to chicks.

Not if they have a healthy sense of humor!

But I do apologize if anyone is offended, but it was only in jest, as I said before. I welcome the ladies to tell us why unis are better than guys, lol! Let us have it, haha! And there's plenty of playful male-bashing all over the place...and some, maybe not so playful. And it's all non-specific and no person(s) were singled out. Like "Blonde" jokes, "Mother-in-law jokes". My gosh, if "PC" were too find its way into movies and tv, what would become of Family Guy or countless movies, like Jackass!?

Btw, I would say that some of eminem's and other rappers lyrics a beyond "offensive", and downright nasty, and mean-spirited to women, yet they sell millions of records...um, cd's, lol.

Mikefule · 2009-09-04, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MuniAddict

Not if they have a SENSE OF HUMOR!

There's plenty of playful male-bashing all over the place...and some, maybe not so playful. And it's all non-specific and no person(s) were singled out. Like "Blonde" jokes, "Mother-in-law jokes". My gosh, if "PC" were too find its way into movies and tv, what would become of Family Guy or countless movies, like Jackass!?

Which of course is why I referred to the little laydeez as "chicks".

MuniAddict · 2009-09-04, 08:46 PM

Check this out. Lisa Laminelli roasting Gene Simmons! It just goes to prove the ladies can dish it out with the best of them! Rated "PG" for a few not-so-bad expletives.
I hope that this won't "deeply offend" Mike Fule, lol!

YouTube - Lisa Lampanelli Roasts Gene Simmons!

MuniAddict · 2009-09-04, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikefule

Which of course is why I referred to the little laydeez as "chicks".

Lol! I totally missed that. Well played!

uniShark · 2009-09-04, 09:30 PM

I tried to name the thread to essentially invite some guy-bashing!
Hope it doesn't manage to get me banned before I've even got 10 posts. . .

carrieliney · 2009-09-04, 11:34 PM

In the interest of evening things up a bit...

- The uni will never steal the remote or complain about watching Fried Green Tomatoes (get it right, MuniAddict! :P)
- The uni may randomly dump you, but at least you don't have to fight over who gets to keep the apartment.
- You can ride it in public without getting arrested.
- You can adjust the length just the way you like it.
- It won't get jealous if it catches you looking at other unis.

Hazmat · 2009-09-05, 12:20 AM

If you were at home and it was raining heavily outside and your wife/girlfriend was at the back door and your unicycle was at the front. Who would you let in first???
Easy, the unicycle. Cause it won't complain once it is inside.

Jeremy R · 2009-09-05, 01:03 AM

If its lower parts get too loose, you can always tighten them back up.

(for the ladies: )
If it won't get hard, you can just replace the tube and pump it up again.

Uni's are all the merrier the more that you use.

Most unis, don't mind if you strip them, they will just anodize over.

MuniAddict · 2009-09-05, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carrieliney

In the interest of evening things up a bit...

- The uni will never steal the remote or complain about watching Fried Green Tomatoes (get it right, MuniAddict! :P)
- The uni may randomly dump you, but at least you don't have to fight over who gets to keep the apartment.
- You can ride it in public without getting arrested.
- You can adjust the length just the way you like it.

haha, great line!

ally1776 · 2009-09-05, 02:38 AM

Woman's response...
-Doesn't stop when its tired...keeps going till your tired.
-Doesn't disappear for days.
-it's always ready when you want a ride
-you don't have to warm it up
-doesn't require too much attention.
-doesn't require food all the time
-never complains
-doesn't get jealous
-enjoys public displays of holding the seat without squirming.
-frame doesn't sag in the middle after awhile
-can accept the fact you drop it
and
if it get's soft-it can be blown up without much effort to it's performance level

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeremy R

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(for the ladies: )
If it won't get hard, you can just replace the tube and pump it up again.

Jeremy almost took the words right out of my mouth, lol

Guys speaking for myself, I for one won't get mad, hope you don't either, lol. I enjoy the challenge, hehe...

tomblackwood · 2009-09-05, 03:40 AM

That Gene Simmons clip was hilarious. No mercy...

2009-09-04, 07:22 PM	#1
uniShark muni commuter Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Missoula, MT, USA Age: 41 Posts: 1,362	Why a uni is better than a man/woman When it whines too much, you can just replace the offending part. It's OK to mount the uni without permission. When it starts looking old, you can just re-paint it. The seat does not get wider over time. . . . . __________________ My 29er is my little wheel. Roll it, baby! pLs forgve anu typist imak win positing forum my fone.

2009-09-04, 07:36 PM	#2
MuniAddict Not "2" Tired Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 57 Posts: 13,541	Why a uni is better than a man/woman? They don't nag. No Mother-in-law! You don't have to remember birthdays, anniversaries. They don't get offended or ask you where you've been, or when you're coming home. They don't look terrible in the morning. (Except for maybe some mud from the previous day's ride, but that's a badge of honor with MUni!) They don't make you watch soaps or rent dvds like "Green fried tomatoes", or Steel Magnolias. There's a trail called "G-spot" that you can actually FIND! And, most importantly, you can UNscrew a unicycle. . . . Oh, and the only "rubber" you need is on your uni's rim! Oh, and your uni's "nipples" will never sag like a fried egg hanging off of a nail! __________________ My latest TV segment UniGeezer.com My videos Last edited by MuniAddict; 2009-09-04 at 07:45 PM.

2009-09-04, 07:48 PM	#3
MuniAddict Not "2" Tired Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 57 Posts: 13,541	I just wanted to add, that this is all in JEST, so please don't get mad ladies, lol. But my main point is... Unis: You can't live without 'em, and you can't live without 'em! __________________ My latest TV segment UniGeezer.com My videos Last edited by MuniAddict; 2009-09-04 at 07:49 PM.

2009-09-04, 08:15 PM	#4
Mikefule Roland Hope School of Unicycling Join Date: May 2002 Location: Long Bennington, Lincolnshire, England. Posts: 6,502	This thread is sexist and will probably be deeply offensive to chicks. __________________ "I try to avoid UPDs, not do scientific research on them." Bruce Dawson

2009-09-04, 09:30 PM	#9
uniShark muni commuter Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Missoula, MT, USA Age: 41 Posts: 1,362	I tried to name the thread to essentially invite some guy-bashing! Hope it doesn't manage to get me banned before I've even got 10 posts. . . __________________ My 29er is my little wheel. Roll it, baby! pLs forgve anu typist imak win positing forum my fone.

2009-09-04, 11:34 PM	#10
carrieliney Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary AB Age: 26 Posts: 57	In the interest of evening things up a bit... - The uni will never steal the remote or complain about watching Fried Green Tomatoes (get it right, MuniAddict! :P) - The uni may randomly dump you, but at least you don't have to fight over who gets to keep the apartment. - You can ride it in public without getting arrested. - You can adjust the length just the way you like it. - It won't get jealous if it catches you looking at other unis. Last edited by carrieliney; 2009-09-04 at 11:37 PM.

2009-09-05, 12:20 AM	#11
Hazmat Too insane to be considered human. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 30 Posts: 13,194	If you were at home and it was raining heavily outside and your wife/girlfriend was at the back door and your unicycle was at the front. Who would you let in first??? Easy, the unicycle. Cause it won't complain once it is inside. __________________ I'm 1 weird and unusual Greek Cypriot Australian with a pienormous heart. Can't wait till this game is finally released.

2009-09-05, 01:03 AM	#12
Jeremy R onceuponatimetherewasaper son Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Massachussets Posts: 1,998	If its lower parts get too loose, you can always tighten them back up. (for the ladies: ) If it won't get hard, you can just replace the tube and pump it up again. Uni's are all the merrier the more that you use. Most unis, don't mind if you strip them, they will just anodize over. __________________ 661 MountainUni or make it a dinglespeed - saskatchewanian Last edited by Jeremy R; 2009-09-05 at 01:04 AM.

2009-09-05, 03:40 AM	#15
tomblackwood Tailgate at your own risk... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Issaquah, WA USA Posts: 3,873	That Gene Simmons clip was hilarious. No mercy... __________________ Tom Blackwood is like a shadowy figure behind a 36" tree...

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