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Actor David Carradine dead at 72
Best known for his series "Kung Fu" and the movie "Kill Bill", David Carradine was found dead at age 72. He apparently committed suicide.
R.I.P. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525069,00.html |
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Location: South Florida, USA
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New details suggest it was perhaps an autoasphyxiation accident. Either way sad he went so early. I hope is was a sexual accident. I would rather my last moments be doing something kinky trying to get my rocks off than in a state of misery and suicide.
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Safe journey, Grasshopper!
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Dave Lowell
Join Date: Oct 2002
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When you can snatch this pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave...
Very sad indeed. |
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Other good ones:
Master Po: Close your eyes. What do you hear? Young Caine: I hear the water, I hear the birds. Po: Do you hear your own heartbeat? Caine: No. Po: Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet? Caine: Old man, how is it that you hear these things? Po: Young man, how is it that you do not? |
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Time To Ride
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Location: Brier, WA USA
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I'm thinking Kill Bill. Life imitates art. Anyone seen the Bride?
No matter what role he played after, I always associate him with the Kung Fu series.
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768 - It's in your DNA
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Nothing was better than watching him beat up stupid, round-eyed crackers on that show. The hokey eastern philosophy didn't even get in the way that much.
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Waffle-Tosser, Time-bider and JCTK
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RIP.
Kung Fu movies are going to be just a little bit safer now. |
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level 1 fat guy
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Key West, FL
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A Sholin monk can walk through walls
Penn and Teller are jealous to this day. There is magic, and then there are people who can pull off physical feats so extreme as to cause the lay observer to postulate the super natural as the most likely cause.
And then there is the legend of the Sholin, where skills learning was a monastic religion. Thus was born into popular culture of the game classes. Magician, juggler, fighter, and monk priest fighter. Dave was of course an actor. Kung Fu was an awesome TV show when I was growing up. Sure, he was just an actor. Yet he was the standard of how a confident fighter should act. He effected the minds of millions who went on to learn great skills, and knew how to act humble once they had learned them. Thank's Dave, you sucked on skills compared to Bruce Lee (who you beat out for the part in the Kung Fu movie that preceded the TV series). We needed more then just Bruce Lee's excellent skills. An actor who could live a life of humble dignity, while faking Bruce Lee like prowess. As far as his cause of death goes, I will withhold judgment. Although his room had not been broken into, lock picking or getting a hotel key is trivial. His family and the film crew of his current movie did not believe he was suicidal. I have not heard of a suicide note. It is reasonable to conclude he may have committed suicide. However, he was working and life was OK. It is extremely rare for a note less suicide to occur this way in a successful person who is not emotionally isolated. ![]() The "I like to jerk off with a noose around my neck" theory. I think this idea is coming about because the rope was also tied around his dick. Knowing zero about Dave's personal life, I must draw on my personal experiences as a masturbator. I am 51 and the idea of hanging myself while jerking off seems unappealing. I have only heard of much younger people dieing this way. If Dave was that into this sort of sex, I would think he would be better at it by age 71. It is reasonable to consider the kinky jerk off sex accident as possible. It seems implausible to me . Here we have a man who loves learning skills and he kills himself masturbating at 71. Possible, hey, nothing to be ashamed of. I hope I am that frisky in my 70's. I just doubt it. I think it is most plausible he was murdered. I think he pissed off some low punks and they offed him for street creed. He had a huge ego and was staying in a Hotel in Thailand and he pissed off the wrong guy. |
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Groovy!
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Conspiracy theories?
Already?
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Quote:
cut off a thumb, maybe.
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Does the internet photo of him hanging change anyone's ideas about cause of death?
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Roland Hope School of Unicycling
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I don't know, something strange. It sounds like it's just not cricket. Or Grasshopper.
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Happy Wal-Mart Employee
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Autopsy show it was NOT suicide.
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While you and I are having our cake-and-ice-cream party, the others are having a drink-the-blood-of-the-poor party in the back room. --[QUOTE=maestro8;1433130] |
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