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Old 2008-11-08, 04:38 PM   #256
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If you'd be willing to grovel, and I mean grovel, capital G, I might be willing to go off on a hateful, bitter, and irrelevant tangent.
If I'm going to Grovel I'm going to expect relevant at the very least. If you don't have access to relevant I certainly won't have the initiative to grovel.

My son, Zach, is going to NYC in April to visit a friend of his who lives in the mid 30's by the Empire State Building. His friend is a high school teacher in Harlem. I was trying to get him to bring me along but he's not having it. I don't get it. Doesn't he owe me somehow? Is Emma this ungrateful?
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Old 2008-11-08, 04:43 PM   #257
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If I'm going to Grovel I'm going to expect relevant at the very least. If you don't have access to relevant I certainly won't have the initiative to grovel.
I can guarantee with 100% certainty relevance from my perspective.

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My son, Zach, is going to NYC in April to visit a friend of his who lives in the mid 30's by the Empire State Building. His friend is a high school teacher in Harlem. I was trying to get him to bring me along but he's not having it. I don't get it. Doesn't he owe me somehow? Is Emma this ungrateful?
Mark Twain would have field day with that paragraph, Greg. But, yes, Emma is that ungrateful. And then some.
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Old 2008-11-08, 04:48 PM   #258
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I can guarantee with 100% certainly relevance from my perspective.
Certainty.

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Mark Twain would have field day with that paragraph, Greg. But, yes, Emma is that ungrateful. And then some.
Mark Twain, much like Elvis Presley, Sid Vicious, and Curt Cobain, is still dead, maybe even more so. Sarah Palin, however, is still alive and, therefore, begging for irrational verbal abuse.

More karma if you calm-a your commas, Greg.
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Old 2008-11-08, 04:56 PM   #259
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Certainty.
Yes, that's what I said.

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Mark Twain, much like Elvis Presley, Sid Vicious, and Curt Cobain, is still dead, maybe even more so.
A greatly exaggerated claim bordering on rumor.

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Sarah Palin, however, is still alive and, therefore, begging for irrational verbal abuse.
I'll let others beat that dead moose.

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More karma if you calm-a your commas, Greg.
Greg, I'm a comma, comma, comma, chameleon.
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Old 2008-11-08, 10:13 PM   #260
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Yes, that's what I said.
That's what you said at 8:49, after you changed your mind. At 8:43 you thought differently. Are you always this wishy-washy?

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A greatly exaggerated claim bordering on rumor.
This vaguely resembles a Sam Clemens quote.

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I'll let others beat that dead moose.
I'm still cleaning milk out of the keyboard and blowing my nose.
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Old 2008-11-09, 12:16 AM   #261
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That's what you said at 8:49, after you changed your mind. At 8:43 you thought differently. Are you always this wishy-washy?
Feh.

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This vaguely resembles a Sam Clemens quote.
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I'm still cleaning milk out of the keyboard and blowing my nose.
Isn't that what Buster is for?

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Greg, I'm a comma, comma, comma, chameleon.
What, this quip is chopped liver?
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Old 2008-11-09, 12:30 AM   #262
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What, this quip is chopped liver?
Not just that one. All of them are. I just chose not to respond to the cheesy, musical reference.
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Old 2009-07-04, 12:22 PM   #265
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Old 2009-07-04, 03:13 PM   #266
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I heard that Sarah Palin is the real reason Osama Bin Laden went into hiding.
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Old 2009-07-04, 03:19 PM   #267
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I heard that Sarah Palin is the real reason Osama Bin Laden went into hiding.
From where did you obtain this remarkable piece of intell?
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From the Pentagon.
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Old 2009-07-04, 04:32 PM   #269
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who said Sarah had a thought disorder? Needs a speech writer?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/shanny..._b_225515.html
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I heard that Sarah Palin is the real reason Osama Bin Laden went into hiding.
and now that she quit, what?
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