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Old 2008-03-04, 04:43 AM   #61
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Granted, but the wishmaster didnt understand you and gave you a goldfish.

I wish it was over.
I like goldfish

don't worry, it is. Now you have to restart.
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Old 2008-03-04, 04:46 AM   #62
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don't worry, it is. Now you have to restart.
Granted, but in restarting you break your hip

Now I wish for a monkey named Bobo that would do my bidding
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Old 2008-03-04, 05:01 AM   #63
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Granted, but in restarting you break your hip

Now I wish for a monkey named Bobo that would do my bidding
Granted, but Bobo just did *bidding* on ebay in your name on a 1,000,000,000 lotus...and he won it! You have to pay now!

I wish it was CMW tomorrow!
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Old 2008-03-04, 05:24 AM   #64
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Granted, but Bobo just did *bidding* on ebay in your name on a 1,000,000,000 lotus...and he won it! You have to pay now!

I wish it was CMW tomorrow!
granted, but you had just boughten a new bed that was so comfy and you slept through CMW while i had lots of fun.

i wish for an awesome looking K1 with jet engines to make me jump higher (and a guard to protect me) and weighed almost nothing
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Old 2008-03-04, 06:25 AM   #65
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granted, but you had just boughten a new bed that was so comfy and you slept through CMW while i had lots of fun.

i wish for an awesome looking K1 with jet engines to make me jump higher (and a guard to protect me) and weighed almost nothing
Granted, but the guard fell asleep on the job, and you fell from over 3,000 feet, only to land on your left testicle, rendering you useless and unlovable to any member of any sex.

I wish I knew what to wish for
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Old 2008-03-04, 06:38 AM   #66
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granted, but you decide to wish for a fork in the left eyeball, which turns out to be a rather silly decision.

I wish for a fish for my dish.
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Old 2008-03-04, 06:40 AM   #67
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granted, but you decide to wish for a fork in the left eyeball, which turns out to be a rather silly decision.

I wish for a fish for my dish.
Granted

Unfortunately, your dish= you rectum, and that fish
you guessed it!

Anal warts


I wish i hadnt wished for a fork in my left eyeball....it didnt feel very good
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Old 2008-03-04, 10:50 AM   #68
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Granted

Unfortunately, your dish= you rectum, and that fish
you guessed it!

Anal warts


I wish i hadnt wished for a fork in my left eyeball....it didnt feel very good
Granted, you didn't wish to stab yourself in the eye, instead you wished to be stabbed in your right eyeball and this time it gets infected.

I wish for the Big Brother House Guests to go sleep so I can sit around and watch a DVD for the rest of my shift instead of watching one of them sit and toss goldfish crackers into his mouth.
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Old 2008-03-04, 11:48 AM   #69
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Granted, but then BB spies on you and you become like the truman show without you ever knowing.


I wish to be a super saiyan.
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Old 2008-03-04, 12:18 PM   #70
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I wish to be a super saiyan.
granted, but you have to hang around with a guy whos name is so close
to the word vagina.

edit-(aka vageta)

i wish Shaun Johanneson was dead.
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Old 2008-03-04, 12:23 PM   #71
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granted, but you have to hang around with a guy whos name is so close
to the word vagina.

edit-(aka vageta)

i wish Shaun Johanneson was dead.
Granted, but he is to forever haunt you in your dreams and reality.

1) I get it and that was funny.


I wish they could find life on other planets already
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Granted, but he is to forever haunt you in your dreams and reality.

1) I get it and that was funny.


I wish they could find life on other planets already
Granted, they they can not now find life on other planets whenever they please, unfortunately no one can be bothered to so they never do.

I wish for eternal love and happiness.
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Old 2008-03-04, 03:28 PM   #73
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Granted, but George Bush now acuses eternal love and happiness of terrorism.

I wish for a Fender Rhodes.
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Granted, here's a fender, I hope you enjoy.


I wish my neighbor would stop being such an annoying jerk.
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Old 2008-03-05, 03:04 AM   #75
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granted, now he is you roommate

i wish for a lawyer to make a document that would make a perfect wish for a good unicycle
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