*new*, original comebacks to "where's your other....etc.

[MuniAddict]

Instead of quoting everybody else, I wanted to make this thread for new, original comebacks to those all to familiar, lame comments.

Here's just a few of mine; at least I haven't heard them before. (I've used them both and got laughs each time; you just have to say these with a smile and a playful delivery)

Them: "Where's your other wheel?"
Me: "It got all worn out, like that joke!"

Them: "Is the circus in town?"
Me: "Yeah, and their lookin' for clowns like you!"

Them: Where' the rest of your bike?"
Me: "Where's the challenge in that?"

Them: "couldn't you afford two wheels?"
Me: "Couldn't you afford a joke writer?"

[Borgschulze]

Pot head at school: Where's the other half of your bike?
Me: Some thief like you stole it.

[Hazmat]

Pedestrian to my mate: Where's the other wheel???
My mate: 2 wheels that is so last year.


The pedestrian was looking at this....

[mornish]

"Where's your other wheel?"

"Oh oops! I must've left it at your mom's place last night!"

[dudewithasock]

Originally Posted by Borgschulze

Pot head at school: Where's the other half of your bike?
Me: Some thief like you stole it.

OH SNAP!

My most-used comeback is still "real men only need one wheel".

[Borgschulze]

Originally Posted by dudewithasock

OH SNAP!

My most-used comeback is still "real men only need one wheel".

Lots of thieves at the school I went to... pretty much 85-90% of the school smoked, and at least 50% of those people smoked pot or were dealers. With a good percentage of them being thieves too.

Can't ride a bike to school or you get your tires slashed while it's locked up.

[MuniAddict]

Them: "Now that's not something i see everyday!"
Me: "If you come here everyday you will!"

Them: "How do you ride that thing?"
Me: "With great skill!"

Them: "Do a wheelie!"
Me: "I need money first"

Them: "Don't cheat, let go of the seat!"
Me: "That's not the seat I'm holding...where's the nearest bathroom?"

Them: "How high can you hop?"
Me: "Well, if someone sneaks up and startles me...then pretty high!"

[dudewithasock]

Originally Posted by MuniAddict

Them: "How do you ride that thing?"

That's one I'm never sure how to answer. It's not really an insult, but it's still a pretty dumb question. I usually just kinda shrug and say, "Too much practice."

[vanpaun]

wheres the other wheel?
(turns around) it fell off again.... have to go get it bye

[MuniAddict]

Them: "How much do that cost you?"
Me: "Over $25,000, with the reconstructive surgery!"

Them: "I had one of those when I was a kid"
Me: "Said the typewriter to the laptop"

Them: "Can I ride it?"
Me: "I don't know...let's find out"

[Borgschulze]

Originally Posted by MuniAddict

Them: "I had one of those when I was a kid"
Me: "Said the typewriter to the laptop"

Haha, I like that one.

[MuniAddict]

Them: "That's the most amazing thing ever!"
Me: "Yeah, I guess the moon landing or the pyramids would be a close second, lol!"

Them: "How fast can you go?"
Me: "Depends on who's chasing me!" (or) "Depends on how much pepsi I've had!"

Attractive Female jogger: "You're fun to watch!"
Me: "So are you!" (Personal favorite! )

[Jerrick]

Originally Posted by MuniAddict

Attractive Female jogger: "You're fun to watch!"
Me: "So are you!" (Personal favorite! )

I remember that one. It was awesome. Yoo a playa.

[beeper]

Them: How much did that cost?

Me: Well, about 10 dollars, but I had to go back to get the sides buzzed. My sideburns were getting a little long.

[CircusPassion]

Originally Posted by dudewithasock

OH SNAP!

My most-used comeback is still "real men only need one wheel".

I think I may use that if I may . Fantastic thread.