Body modification

[wickedbob]

Originally Posted by dudewithasock

I know it's to each his own and everything, but...I cannot look at those pictures of the bifurcated tongues without gagging a little. I can not imagine doing that, either by myself or with a professional.

The only kind of body modification I'd ever get is a tattoo, I think. And anything more than tattoos, ear piercings, or belly button piercings on girls just turns me off, sorry.

No reason to be sorry and I gagged a little at a video of them doing it, burring that is.

Strange I find tattoos and piercings on a girl very, very attractive for the most part.

[harper]

Ooooh...pretty finger.

[James_Potter]

Originally Posted by harper

Ooooh...pretty finger.

How much did it cost?
Did you get it done professionally, or do it yourself?

[harper]

Work accident. I got paid $1300 by the state for it as an 8% amputation of a digit apparently worth $16,250. I would pay twice that to have it back. Try fretting a guitar with that puppy or writing. I write left handed. I used to eat ambidextrously with chopsticks but left handed is a bit challenging now. I also learned that that is the last surface a basketball rolls off when making a shot. I only played left handed up close but it made a difference. Picking up things is tricky. I think it happened about 10 years ago and I'm still not used to it.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

I'm considering getting a sex-change when I'm older.
I think that counts as a body modification... But I probably won't cuz it sounds expensive.

[wickedbob]

I would say that does count.

[thejdw]

Originally Posted by habbywall

5 dollars says John Foss comes in here and starts arguing against body modification.

You could of bet alot more and had nothing to worrie about

[cool-bananas]

Originally Posted by Goats_On_Unicycles

I'm considering getting a sex-change when I'm older.
I think that counts as a body modification... But I probably won't cuz it sounds expensive.

Is that serious or just a joke, hard to tell?

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

I'm totally serious. I hate being a boy.

[Daytripper63]

I want to see what all these cool looking tatoos will look like on all these woman when they hit there 60's 70's
Or maybe I dont want to see

I cant say I have ever found a picture or piece of art that I would be willing to hang on a wall in my home for the rest of my life, so therefore I definitely cant think of anything I would be willing to put on my body for the rest of my life.

[SARIN]

I was wondering when a thread like this would get posted.

I'll make this short and simple. This is my profession, and I make a very good living at it. I am one of the most modified people on the planet. I am not about to list my mods on here for it will disgust most if not all of the members on here.

If anyone is looking for advice on anything whether it be tattooing advice, or subdermal implantation/tongue bifurcation...I have had it all, and performed it all. I would be happy to discuss ideas or questions through e-mail on my website. I am for sure not going to get into discussion or arguements on this website regarding my business. Thanks.

I would hope that people would keep a level of respect about this on here. Whether you believe in body modification or not, don't bad mouth others. I am the most anti-christian guy on here, and I keep my mouth shut because it's a unicycle website not a christianity forum.

For anyone who might post derogatory remarks against body modifications, just remember what you did this this week....Bathe, brush teeth, trim fingernails, cut hair, shave, tweeze eyebrows, put a condom on, get lasik surgery, or has a wife/gf that wants/has breast implants......arguement over! It's all forms of body modification.

This is usually where people extend an arguement with me and say you're just doing it for attention...and this is where I can finally call bullshit because we all wouldn't give two shits about unicycling if we weren't doing it for some type of attention.

[Divebomber]

I had a lip ring for a while, but I want my ears pierced now... I took the lip ring out.

[dudewithasock]

Originally Posted by SARIN

I am not about to list my mods on here for it will disgust most if not all of the members on here.

I'd just like to thank you for that, and for offering to keep any advice to PMs.

[harper]

Originally Posted by SARIN

.....arguement over!

This is so cool. I don't have to think or argue or disagree or anything. My mind has been made up by someone who knows absolutely, positively for sure what is right and the argument is now over.

I did think I unicycled for fun rather than attention but fortunately I have been corrected before I did something foolish like enjoy myself. Thank heavens for authority!

[SARIN]

The only advice I'm going to give here is the fact that the correct terminology for ear lobe modification is "Stretching". You are "stretching" you ears not "Gauging" them. The growth of this incorrect term has spread throughout the country faster than africanized bees. You don't call you shoes "Sizes" do you?

More than a few of my collegues are now putting signs up in their shops referring to this and they might look something like this...

Ear stretching is free with the purchase of new jewelry.
Ear gauging is $5 with the purchase of new jewelry.