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Old 2007-11-16, 12:21 PM   #1
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I always knew there was something odd about them bicyclists.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7095134.stm
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Old 2007-11-16, 01:50 PM   #2
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Haha classic!
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Old 2007-11-16, 02:00 PM   #3
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ok i heard about this while drunk and assumed it was just banter. What exactly is illegal about simulating sex with a bicycle in your own hostel bedroom? What if he'd been having sex with a woman in there instead? It's not like it was a pbulic area.
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Old 2007-11-16, 03:31 PM   #4
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Soon the urban dictionary will have Bikiality listed.

I think the offense has more to do with the idiot getting caught pleasuring himself. The Bike was secondary. Maybe the Barry White music was too loud to hear the knock on the door, and if so, the cleaners also should have had a clue.
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Old 2007-11-16, 03:58 PM   #5
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Soon the urban dictionary will have Bikiality listed.

I think the offense has more to do with the idiot getting caught pleasuring himself. The Bike was secondary. Maybe the Barry White music was too loud to hear the knock on the door, and if so, the cleaners also should have had a clue.
Ha Ha!

I didn't understand why he was arrested, even though he was doing it behind closed doors.

Imagine what you could do with that tandem of yours Kit!
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Old 2007-11-16, 05:10 PM   #6
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Damn, I do this all the time with my Unicycle.
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Old 2007-11-16, 07:17 PM   #7
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He pled guilty to a breach of peace so I'm assuming that it didn't matter that the cleaners broke in but it did matter that they saw what he was doing because instead of a privacy issue it then became a public issue. If he didn't plead guilty I would imagine he would have gotten off and the bike would have been chalked up to being nothing more than a sex toy. I'm not sure if I made any sense. I just want to make sure everyone knows not to plead guilty when they are enjoying some heartfelt time with their unis.
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Old 2007-11-16, 07:50 PM   #8
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Old 2007-11-16, 08:10 PM   #9
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He was probabaly a Vegan too.
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Old 2007-11-16, 08:21 PM   #10
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I'd hit that.
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Old 2007-11-16, 08:28 PM   #11
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If Boogie were to get it on with his tandem, would that constitute a threesome?
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Old 2007-11-16, 08:31 PM   #12
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The real matter here is whether or not the sex was consensual...
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Old 2007-11-16, 08:40 PM   #13
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If Boogie were to get it on with his tandem, would that constitute a threesome?
Even with a regular bike it's a threesome; it's got two wheels, doesn't it?
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Old 2007-11-16, 09:23 PM   #14
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Really now, let's all show some sensitivity towards the bikesexual community.
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Old 2007-11-16, 09:36 PM   #15
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haha, I heard about this at school today from someone who saw it posted on pinkbike.

I don't get what's wrong with doing that in your our room with the door closed.
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