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Happy Wal-Mart Employee
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Location: NYC, USA
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Why no penis restaurants in USA??
Seriously. Situated in an elegantly restored house beside Beijing's West Lake, it is China's first speciality penis restaurant. On the menu today: horse penis and testicles with a chilli dip.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...17/wfood17.xml By Richard Spencer in Beijing Last Updated: 1:59am GMT 17/02/2006 [edited by BTM] The menu at Beijing's latest venue for its growing army of gourmets is eye-watering rather than mouth-watering. China's cuisine is renowned for being "in your face" - from the skinned dogs displayed at food markets to the kebabbed scorpions sold on street stalls - and there is no polite way of describing Guo-li-zhuang. ...the simple goat penis, sliced, dipped in flour, fried, and served skewered with soy sauce. "Dragon in the Flame of Desire" (yak penis, steamed whole, fried and flambéed) for £35. For beginners, Miss Zhu recommended the hotpot, which offers a sampling of what the restaurant has to offer - six types of penis, and four of testicle, boiled in chicken stock by the waitress, Liu Yunyang, 22. The Russian dog penis was first. It was julienned, and rather gamey. The ox penis was, of all six, the most recognisable for what it was, even though it had been diced. In texture seemed identical to gristle. The deer penis and the Mongolian goat penis were surprisingly similar: a little stringy, they had the appearance and feel of overcooked squid tentacles. The Xinjiang horse penis and the donkey penis, on the other hand, were quite different. Though both came sliced lengthwise, and looked like bacon, the horse was light and fatty, while the donkey had a firm colour and taste. The testicles were slightly crumbly, and tasted better with lashings of the sesame, soy and chilli dips thoughtfully provided. One speciality, Canadian seal penis, costs a hefty £220, and requires ordering in advance. So seriously, Why no penis restaurants in USA??
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2007-05-05, 01:12 PM
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And you would eat those things? Seriously though, this reminds me of a good story.
My dad cooks EVERYTHING. One day over dinner, i spotted some roe-looking stuff on the fried fish except it wasn't the right color. So I got myself a portion and asked my dad what it was. Dad: Oh, that's roe. Except it's by a male fish. (I swear it makes more sense in Chinese. Which we were speaking) Me: *bites* Oh ok. then Me: Wait a min. Male fish don't lay eggs.
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2007-05-05, 01:24 PM
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If I hear that tune one more time..
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excuse me waiter, there's a bone in my penis
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2007-05-05, 01:26 PM
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Groovy!
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Oh, this one is going to run and run.
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2007-05-05, 01:27 PM
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Waiter, do up your flies, I want soup!
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2007-05-05, 01:29 PM
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If I hear that tune one more time..
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at least at this restaurant, you don't have to wait till the end of the night to get your doggy bag
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2007-05-05, 01:44 PM
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last time I order prawn balls.
Bleaurgh.
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2007-05-05, 03:20 PM
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May as well go for the whole meal deal. Get a serving of Rocky Mountain Goeduck with your Rocky Mountain Oysters.
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2007-05-05, 03:23 PM
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Too insane to be considered human.
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I once went to a restaurant with some friends and instead of saying
"Waiter can i have the octopus dish" He said "Waiter can i have the octopussy dish" 
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2007-05-05, 03:37 PM
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BTM, now I'm convinced that you have way too much time on your hands.
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2007-05-05, 03:42 PM
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2007-05-05, 06:01 PM
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If I hear that tune one more time..
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Stop playing with your food, you're embarassing me!
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2007-05-06, 03:01 PM
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2007-05-06, 03:43 PM
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Ask me about the Ottawa unicyclists
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Hah thats awesome, thats sooo cantonese food. This reminds me of Friday. I was cleaning out squid at work and when I was popping the beaks out my Chef told me to keep them but get all the teeth and sharp parts out. (They pop out as the slimey balls about the consistency of blubber). Later we grilled them and ate us some squid lips. They weren't that bad at all, infact I had a craving for then yesterday.
That being said. Penis restaurant here I come! Right after I go to the toilet restaurant.
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