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Old 2007-04-12, 02:30 AM   #1
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They're introducing a bill to outlaw heterosexual marriages

Fall of civilization has been found to be linked to heterosexual marriages.

It's true. Everything's gone downhill since hets started to marry.

They're introducing a bill to outlaw straight marriage.

What's your opinion?
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Old 2007-04-12, 02:37 AM   #2
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HEY! good idea, lets outlaw somthing thats been around for a long ass time. i got it RELIGION. actually im serious as a heart attack, the world would be better w/o these 2 things
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Old 2007-04-12, 02:43 AM   #3
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Old 2007-04-12, 03:05 AM   #4
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They are outlawing it? Or removing the outdated laws that require marriage licenses?

Keep in mind that a marriage license is needed to intermarry. In other words, a license for a former slave to marry a sovereign person. Why would any free person need a license to form a lifelong contract with another person? Only privileged persons needed such license.
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Old 2007-04-12, 03:31 AM   #5
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They're introducing a bill to outlaw heterosexual marriages

Ha! take that breeders!!
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HEY! good idea, lets outlaw somthing thats been around for a long ass time. i got it RELIGION. actually im serious as a heart attack, the world would be better w/o these 2 things
well... if people actually followed their religions and were peacefull, loving and forgiving, the world would be awesome! people turn their religions around and use them to hate. therefore, if there was religion in this world we would be doing a whole lot better.
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Old 2007-04-12, 04:31 AM   #6
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well... if people actually followed their religions and were peacefull, loving and forgiving, the world would be awesome! people turn their religions around and use them to hate. therefore, if there was religion in this world we would be doing a whole lot better.
...and even if religion were eradicated, people would find something else to become divisive in its place.
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Old 2007-04-12, 04:51 AM   #7
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...and even if religion were eradicated, people would find something else to become divisive in its place.
ever see that South Park? I hate the show, but i agree with that. the show basically goes that one of them goes into the future, and then they see all the athiests having a war over what to call themselves.
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They are outlawing it? Or removing the outdated laws that require marriage licenses?

Keep in mind that a marriage license is needed to intermarry. In other words, a license for a former slave to marry a sovereign person. Why would any free person need a license to form a lifelong contract with another person? Only privileged persons needed such license.
Gilby,

Does your girlfriend know you wrote this????

Billy

PS And what's with all the religious preoccupation showing up pn this thread??
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Old 2007-04-13, 04:31 AM   #9
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PS And what's with all the religious preoccupation showing up pn this thread??
Yeah, everyone knows that marriage was thought up by cavemen who had no official religion.




Disclaimer: This may or may not be factual at all, and I may or may not have any idea what I'm talking about.
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Does your girlfriend know you wrote this????
I told her that if I get married, I would probably get a common law marriage.

So, barring any international treaty that prevents such act, the State may make no law impairing obligations of contract. Unfortunately, treaties are one of the many loopholes in our constitution that basically give congress power to do anything.
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Old 2007-04-13, 10:18 AM   #11
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I told her that if I get married, I would probably get a common law marriage.

So, barring any international treaty that prevents such act, the State may make no law impairing obligations of contract. Unfortunately, treaties are one of the many loopholes in our constitution that basically give congress power to do anything.
I'll bet that didn't feel quite as romantic to her as a marriage proposal would.....

Unless you've found a Dagny Taggart or Ayn Rand.
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I'll bet that didn't feel quite as romantic to her as a marriage proposal would.....

Unless you've found a Dagny Taggart or Ayn Rand.
No proposal, and no she is very Liberal [sic], though I have recently seen a sign of a switch.
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No proposal, and no she is very Liberal [sic], though I have recently seen a sign of a switch.
I'm sure you can be very persuasive.....

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