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Old 2007-03-24, 06:19 AM   #1
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Amanda Gallacher Jokes
Okay, I'll start it off.

Amanda Gallacher walks into a bar: ouch!
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Old 2007-03-24, 06:22 AM   #2
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-Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
-Amanda.
-Amanda who?
-A man dat wants to give you a big hug!





It's obvious that the man is Amanda Gallacher.
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Old 2007-03-24, 06:26 AM   #3
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???? what's the point of this ivan???? are you DRUNK? do I have to tell Sean?
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Old 2007-03-24, 06:27 AM   #4
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???? what's the point of this ivan???? are you DRUNK? do I have to tell Sean?
That's a pretty crap Amanda Gallacher joke you just made.
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Old 2007-03-24, 06:30 AM   #5
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That's a pretty crap Amanda Gallacher joke you just made.
This made me laugh.
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Old 2007-03-24, 06:37 AM   #6
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This made me laugh.
Amanda makes me laugh...thats all ive got
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Old 2007-03-24, 08:09 AM   #7
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This reminds me of the "Simpson's" when Bart prank calls Moe's tavern. Moe announces to the patrons at the bar "is Amanda here? I'm looking for Amanda Huginkiss." Probably adapted from I can't remember what movie, "Porky's" maybe, where the girl bartender answers the phone and announces "is there a Mike here, has anyone here seen Mike Hunt?"
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Old 2007-03-24, 10:05 AM   #8
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Amanda glides into a night club... several people go ouch!

Edit: this is a very strang thread
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Old 2007-03-24, 11:25 AM   #9
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Amanda coasts into a night club, she goes ouch. You've gotta see the clip to understand this one haha... Why an Amanda jokes thread?
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Old 2007-03-24, 11:54 AM   #10
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Who is Amanda Gallacher?
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Old 2007-03-24, 01:40 PM   #11
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Amanda's a preppie
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Old 2007-03-24, 02:08 PM   #12
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How many Amanda Gallachers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one.

You heard me.

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Amanda coasts into a night club, she goes ouch. You've gotta see the clip to understand this one haha... Why an Amanda jokes thread?
Do you mean the one were she is coasting and she falls flat on her face, yet 20 secs later gets up and is fine?
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How many Amanda Gallachers does it take to screw up a light bulb?

Just one.

You heard me.

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Yeah, you are a fair bit higher when stand-up wheel walking inside AG
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Old 2007-03-24, 03:54 PM   #15
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How come Amanda is one of the best unicyclists here and she just never quits?
Because she never had the balls to cry.
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