Jewish Unicyclists Only

[BillyTheMountain]

Originally Posted by steveyo

I can cascade the three women, but my brother-in-law is too heavy for a 4-human fountain.

[BillyTheMountain]

Hey steveyo!

You and me and the rest of us should all get those 28" Ultimate Wheels from unicycle.com, with the Jewish Star in the middle.

Those are so cool, and it'll show we're a team!! Are you in?

Billy

[wickedbob]

Sounds awsome we must unite into team jew haha.

[steveyo]

Originally Posted by BillyTheMountain

Hey steveyo!

You and me and the rest of us should all get those 28" Ultimate Wheels from unicycle.com, with the Jewish Star in the middle.

Those are so cool, and it'll show we're a team!! Are you in?

Billy

I seriously want one of those. I just don't have the spare cash. Do you ride an UW? I only tried once, just after I'd learned to uni, and I got NOWHERE on it. Now I want one, and the one to which you're referring is the exact one I want. (Not necessarily for the Star of David, though)

[wickedbob]

I think it would be cool to get into uw mountain riding I know some to it but that seems nearly impossible. Now I just have to learn to ride one lol.

[mornish]

Im jewish.


I like bacon too.


mmmmm bacon.

[Chris.James]

Originally Posted by wickedbob

I think it would be cool to get into uw mountain riding I know some to it but that seems nearly impossible. Now I just have to learn to ride one lol.

there was once a time when people used to think that moutain unicycling itself was impossible. Nothing is unpossible unless you say it is.

[wickedbob]

Originally Posted by Chris.James

there was once a time when people used to think that moutain unicycling itself was impossible. Nothing is unpossible unless you say it is.

Ha I said seems nearly impossible I never said it was I know it's not becasue I am going to do it!....... In a while.

[Chris.James]

Originally Posted by wickedbob

Ha I said seems nearly impossible I never said it was I know it's not becasue I am going to do it!....... In a while.

did i say impossible? no i said unpossible!

[wickedbob]

Ok whatever im or un who cares =p.

[BillyTheMountain]

Originally Posted by steveyo

I seriously want one of those. I just don't have the spare cash. Do you ride an UW? I only tried once, just after I'd learned to uni, and I got NOWHERE on it. Now I want one, and the one to which you're referring is the exact one I want. (Not necessarily for the Star of David, though)

Denial aint just a river in Egypt, huh? "Not necessarily for the Star of David, though" -- you make me laugh. Your fondness for the Star of David is like a conditioned response, and you're drooling like Pavlov's dogs when you see it on a UW. Me too.

And from the others who've chimed in, looks like we're gonna have a heckuva team.

I can't say I can actually do it yet, but I defintely need some cross training. I've spent whoel afternoons on it, with the mandatory leg armor, with little success. But if I had my own, I think it would be different.

I'm a bit short on cash too. Got to try to sell some of my other unis, since I mainly ride the Coker now.

billy

[BillyTheMountain]

Everybody prepared for Passover?

Need any tips?

[dudewithasock]

If I'm circumcised, does that make me a Jew?

I also have a big nose, if that helps.

[wickedbob]

Originally Posted by dudewithasock

If I'm circumcised, does that make me a Jew?

I also have a big nose, if that helps.

Um not being circumcised doesn't make you a Jew and neither does a big nose. First you have to be funny to be a Jew look at all the comedians that are Jewish. Next you have to be good with your money and be a penny pincher that is the secret to become a good Jew. Also you have to know everything about the holocaust like the back of your hand. Like Hitler was gay and had one testicle you should also know who doctor death is to.

The most important part you must love shticks! All jewboys do .

[skianduniaddict]

Originally Posted by mornish

Im jewish.


I like bacon too.


mmmmm bacon.

i like bacon but im shinto