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goat
i jsut punched a goat in the face
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That's wrong. You shouldn't have.
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it started it
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Was his name Billy?
Was he gruff with you? Did he deserve a good bleating? I bet these dumb puns really get your goat, eh? ![]() Keld |
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see i was at my friends house with my girlfriend and another friend and he has goats so i was like hey look its a goat and i tried to pet it and it kicked me so i punched it and my girlfriends like dont hit a poor defensless goat u jerk
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That's the time when you should have blasted your super-mega kick to lay them all down for a month. And if somebody wanted more, you could always punch them in the throat.
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i punched it hard...
then it ran away i dont take any shit from goats Last edited by skianduniaddict; 2007-02-01 at 07:59 PM. |
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Dude, you should work on anger management.
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it hurt alot
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Seriously, man. If a goat did that to me I'd blow it up with a nuclear bomb and then tie the girfriend's tongue in a double knot for even suggesting that I was wrong. I'm right, dammit!
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i dont ahve a nuclear bomb....
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Dude, why are you even thinking about bombs?! You should see a psychiatrist or just tie yourself to a chair before you hurt anyone else!!!
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do goats not have horns on their heads, thus rendering them rather pointy to being punched in said place?
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He punched in the face, not on the head. I would have bitten its tail for a good measure too!
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