how to get rid of cats?

wobbling bear · 2006-10-23, 11:12 AM

I dare post this curious question here... I do not know what to do...
I have a garden, and cats love my garden.
So they come and think "this is a cute place" and they take down their pants and sh*t all over the place.
Educated cats usually dug holes and hid their ****. No More!
modern cats are hooligans!
So when my grandchildren come and play in the garden .... oh no that stinks!
I have tried bombs they sell in drugstore, cats don't care.
I am not going to get a rifle (because I do not want old ladies in the neighborhood to miss their cat).
So what can I do?

monkeyman · 2006-10-23, 11:15 AM

iridemymuni · 2006-10-23, 11:17 AM

reminds me of this thread

kington99 · 2006-10-23, 12:47 PM

Water pistol, im serious get a supersoaker and blast any cats that trespass, no harm done but they won't be back again.

Seager · 2006-10-23, 01:06 PM

there are pheromones you can buy to keep them away. Search petco and petsmart for cat control, and do a seperate google search. You'll find tons of options.

Zzagg · 2006-10-23, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobbling bear

modern cats are hooligans!

...or courageous! I myself would never lay a foot into a bears garden... as for sh***ing in it

...
Whatersoaker, though a bit "violent", seems like a good (and fun

) way to deal with those cats (I love cats, BTW

)

James_Potter · 2006-10-23, 02:19 PM

One of my friends had cats, and some real mean neighbors, and the mean neighbors had a garden, and so my friends cats liked to go in the mean neighbors garden, and the mean neighbor killed the cats.
Don't do that.
But I agree with the water gun method!

UniBrier · 2006-10-23, 02:22 PM

Any ID on the cats? You can always reciprocate.

Click here to read about our local controversy over trapping the neighbor's cat.

patmoore · 2006-10-23, 02:46 PM

"I love cats - let's exchange recipes....."

I don't know how effective it would be but loading a regular squirt gun with ammonia might be an effective deterrent.

Catboy · 2006-10-23, 03:23 PM

Post something mean about them on Rec.Home.Cat-Gardening or something.

bcwheelriderguyhehehehehe · 2006-10-23, 03:30 PM

Latley I've been favoring the paintbal gun

But I used to just use those cheap little airsoft guns.

wobbling bear · 2006-10-23, 03:36 PM

the water gun has already been tried.
BUT:
- cheap built: can't reach the cats at 15 meters
- you've got to be there when the cat is trespassing (and they don't usually take out their pants when I am watching)

aren't the chemicals products washed away when it rains?

harper · 2006-10-23, 03:36 PM

Cats are flammable.

Brian MacKenzie · 2006-10-23, 04:46 PM

http://www.catscat.com.au/

mornish · 2006-10-23, 06:41 PM

you could make a super soaker flamethrower... that could be a little mean though

2006-10-23, 11:12 AM	#1
wobbling bear GranPa goes-a-wobblin' Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: European Union (S-W) Age: 64 Posts: 2,115	how to get rid of cats? I dare post this curious question here... I do not know what to do... I have a garden, and cats love my garden. So they come and think "this is a cute place" and they take down their pants and sht all over the place. Educated cats usually dug holes and hid their ***. No More! modern cats are hooligans! So when my grandchildren come and play in the garden .... oh no that stinks! I have tried bombs they sell in drugstore, cats don't care. I am not going to get a rifle (because I do not want old ladies in the neighborhood to miss their cat). So what can I do? __________________ One Wheel : bear necessity

2006-10-23, 11:17 AM	#3
iridemymuni i just dribbled Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Brisbane, Austraila Age: 23 Posts: 3,614	reminds me of this thread __________________ maker of the happy birthday threads _________ Just put the new uni together in the driveway stopped to move the car and ran over the uni. Felt like putting my head under the tire. - JustOneWheel

2006-10-23, 12:47 PM	#4
kington99 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Warwickshire, UK Age: 27 Posts: 4,786	Water pistol, im serious get a supersoaker and blast any cats that trespass, no harm done but they won't be back again. __________________ Dave - what a thoroughly post-modern subversion of the cycling genre -

2006-10-23, 01:06 PM	#5
Seager I had a thing in here one time! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 1,444	there are pheromones you can buy to keep them away. Search petco and petsmart for cat control, and do a seperate google search. You'll find tons of options. __________________ We Bike Eugene \| The GreyMatter Jugglers \| Team RoadShow \|

2006-10-23, 02:22 PM	#8
UniBrier Time To Ride Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brier, WA USA Age: 53 Posts: 4,233	Any ID on the cats? You can always reciprocate. Click here to read about our local controversy over trapping the neighbor's cat. __________________ Steve Hop Drop & Roll “If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.” – Homer Last edited by UniBrier; 2006-10-23 at 02:22 PM.

2006-10-23, 02:19 PM	#7
James_Potter Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The skinny part of Idaho Age: 24 Posts: 10,606	One of my friends had cats, and some real mean neighbors, and the mean neighbors had a garden, and so my friends cats liked to go in the mean neighbors garden, and the mean neighbor killed the cats. Don't do that. But I agree with the water gun method!

2006-10-23, 02:46 PM	#9
patmoore SEXagenarian Snowboard Racer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Newington, CT Age: 66 Posts: 419	Felines "I love cats - let's exchange recipes....." I don't know how effective it would be but loading a regular squirt gun with ammonia might be an effective deterrent. __________________ My Album "When you're over the hill, you pick up speed!" GoldenYearsGeek.com

2006-10-23, 03:23 PM	#10
Catboy Roadkill Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Scattered across the freeway. Age: 23 Posts: 4,190	Post something mean about them on Rec.Home.Cat-Gardening or something. __________________ Rest in pieces.

2006-10-23, 03:36 PM	#12
wobbling bear GranPa goes-a-wobblin' Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: European Union (S-W) Age: 64 Posts: 2,115	the water gun has already been tried. BUT: - cheap built: can't reach the cats at 15 meters - you've got to be there when the cat is trespassing (and they don't usually take out their pants when I am watching) aren't the chemicals products washed away when it rains? __________________ One Wheel : bear necessity

2006-10-23, 03:36 PM	#13
harper 768 - It's in your DNA Join Date: Sep 2001 Age: 60 Posts: 8,578	Cats are flammable. __________________ -Greg Harper Destroying the climate by shutting down nuclear power plants, one by one, since 1979. JC is the only main man. There can be no other. "A fool on a unicycle is redundant" - J.D. Miller

2006-10-23, 04:46 PM	#14
Brian MacKenzie If I hear that tune one more time.. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: London, Ontario, Canada Age: 38 Posts: 3,373	http://www.catscat.com.au/ __________________ UnicycleGlidecam.com RoundCircleMedia.com

2006-10-23, 06:41 PM	#15
mornish magic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: tomorrow. Age: 19 Posts: 5,895	you could make a super soaker flamethrower... that could be a little mean though

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