Uniman Comics

[Ducttape]

Originally Posted by Danni

Wow... How long did it take you to type all this stuff up?

with the wonder of copy and paste about 3 minutes....

[bcwheelriderguyhehehehehe]

Hehe these are awsome

[Ducttape]

Originally Posted by Ducttape

Uniman issue #7

Title: Multi-uni-plici-spinni-ty!!

Panel 1: Caption: THE LIBRARY, FLOOR FOUR. WE JOIN OUR HERO AT THE START OF AN ALMIGHTY BATTLE! UNIMAN MJST SAVE BC BOY WHILE IN BETWEEEN THE VERY FORCES OF GOOD AND EVIL INCARNATE!
Side view showing left to right: Uniman on his unicycle, Good Boy in BC form, Evil Boy in BC form, BC boy stacking shelf (his back to us) door to the photocopy room. Shelves in the immediate background

Panel 2: Evil Boy close up, his red light is brighter
Evil Boy: There's no messing about with me!

Panel 3: viewing Evil boy form further away, he has flaming projectiles coming from his hubs
Evil Boy: It's straight to the no-nonsense!

Panel 4: We see the flaming balls getting closer to Good boy, Uniman is diving in front, unicycle first
Uniman: Defend yourself Good boy!

Panel 5: Uniman is supporting himself on his hands diagonally (action shot) and spinning his wheel, thus deflecting the flameballs
Uniman: That was close!

Panel 6: Evil Boy starts spinning
Evil Boy: That won't stop my full force Uniman!

Panel 7: Uniman, hoisting himself up, next to Good boy
Uniman: Come on! He's attacking, I can't hold him off both of us!
Good boy: Fighting is wrong.

Panel 8: Close-up of Uniman's incredulous face
Uniman: What?!?

Panel 9: Angelic shot of Good Boy
Good Boy: Fighting is evil, so I will not condone it by doing it myself. To physically fight evil because it fights, would only mean I have also become evil.

Panel 10: Uniman's face
Uniman: There's a time and place for this, Good boy, but right now we're going to be massacred!

Panel 11: Uniman and Good boy side by side, seen over the top of Evil boy's wheel
Good Boy: What kind of example would I be setting, huh? I will not be a hypocrite.

Panel 12: Uniman is trying to move Good Boy
Uniman: At least get out of the way!
Good Boy: I won't back down from my responsibility!

Panel 13: Impact as Uniman braces himself in front of Good boy.

Panel 14: Uniman is thrown clear with his unicycle, but Good Boy is unharmed

Panel 15: Evil boy turns around
Evil Boy: One down! And this next hit will be my biggest yet!

Panel 16: Uniman is slumped near BC Boy against the shelf and Evil boy charges towards Good Boy
Uniman: Move!!

Panel 17: Second impact as Evil Boy smashes into Good boy
Uniman: NNNOOOOOOOOOooooo!!!!

Panel 18: There is a bright light and Uniman and Bc Boy are in stark contrasting shadow

Panel 19: Same scene layout as Panel 1, but the photocopy room door is open, Uniman is still slumped against the shelf, and there is nothing where the two bc boys met
Uniman: wha- what the...? They blew themsleves up?
Voice from inside photocopy room: Ahh, just the person we were expecting. I think you're making just a litle bit too much noise in the Library..

Panel 20: Librarius stands in the photocopy room doorway wiht an evil grin. Henchmen are behind her
Librarius: Uniman!!

Panel 21: Side view again, hench-Library-men are picking Uniman up
Librarius (from inside Photocopy room): Bring him inside, and don't forget his unicycle!

Panel 22: Close-up of BC Boy's face, but with enough view to see Uniman being dragged towards the Photocopy room. BC Boy's face has an expression of complete shock, his irises are very pale and he is completely frozen
Librarius (from inside Photocopy room): And where is that Evil Boy? I swear, I need to put a leash on him. Where's he got to?

Panel 23: Inside the Photocopy room. It is a medium sized room. As we view it from above, the door is in the bottom left corner. The Photocopier of Souls sits against the right wall, with a dim green light under it's cover. It has strange valves and tubes, with strange liquid pumping into it and bizzare controls, and hanging off the side is a booklet with a handy explanation of what to do if there is a jam. The Henchmen are dragging Uniman and his unicycle to the machine. Librarius walks to her practical office chair at the back of the room, where there is another door.
Librarius: Despite Evil Boy's mysterious absence, at least he did his job and weakened you, Uniman! You are powerless to stop my plans! And now I shall do to you what I did to BC Boy!
Uniman: groan

Panel 24: Close up on Librarius' face, underlit by green light
Librarius: Get me two copies of Uniman!!

Panel 25: Back outside the Photocopy room, close-up of BC Boy's legs. His hand is dropping a book on the floor. We see a whirring sound coming from the Photocopy Room
Librarius (from inside Photocoy room): And you an squeeze his unicycle in with him, no need to waste space when photocopying!


Panel 26: Close-up of BC Boy's face. The colour has returned to his eyes!
BC Boy: U... Uniman?

Panel 27: Inside the Photocopy Room. It is obvious Uniman is iniside the Photocopier of Souls, adn the green light is intense! It's making a copy!!

Librarius: Just one more copy, and you'll be empty, Uniman! I'll have two of you, one good, one evil, and once I find out which is which, I'll dispose of the good one, and have the Evil Uniman work for me!! With The World, unsuspecting of a unicyclists skillz, will be taken by surprise! No-one will be prepared for the onslaught of terror!

Panel 28: Close-up of Librarius' insane face
Librarius: The entire planet will only be allowed to speak at a whisper! You'll only be able to borrow everything, and if something you return is overdue, you get fined! And on your third offence, you'll have to shelve books for life! It will be glorious!!

Panel 29: View towards the photocopy room door, from just above Librarius' hair. The door is straining a bit and there is a creaking noise

Panel 30: Same view, but the door and wall is splintering away in a massive explosion caused by a giant BC Wheel crashing through! Henchmen are flying everywhere and there's debris and paper and books and rabbits and evrything!
Librarius: Aiiie!!

Panel 31: View from above. BC Boy bashes into the Photocopier of Souls, destroying it! Henchmen are knocked out on the floor, Librarius is cowering in her chair
Librarius: No!!

Panel 32: View of the destroyed machine. Though it is not in bits, the liquid cases have been smashed, and the green light is gone. BC Boy is morphing back into a human as he lifts the cover

Panel 33: BC Boy, completely human, lifts the cover and is pulling Uniman out, who holds his unicycle
BC Boy: Uniman! Are you okay?! Did she manage to photocopy you? Are you still whole??

Panel 34: Close-up of Uniman's dazed face. But his eyes are open, and they are still bright
Uniman: All here, pal

Panel 35: View from destroyed wall into the room. Librarius is cowering, sobbing. BC Boy has Uniman over his shoulders and is leaving.
Librarius: All my power! All my plans! Gone!
BC Boy: Let's go home. I'm sick of this library.

Panel 36:CaptionBC BOY SAVES THE DAY! BUT IT WAS A CLOSE ONE FOR UNIMAN! LIBRARIUS IS NOW POWERLESS WITHOUT HER PHOTOCOPIER. BUT WAIT! OUT OF THE RUBBLE. OUT OF THE WRECK... Rubble all around the broken photocopier, but out of the delivery end, a hand is reaching

Panel 37: Out of the rubble, a person is pulling himself out!

Panel 38: Photocopy room, Librarius still cowers. The person is holding up a mangled copy of Uniman's unicycle
Person: Aww, it's busted. I'm going to have to find a new one!

Caption:SO A COPY WAS MADE! BUT OF WHAT NATURE IS HE?EVEN LIBRARIUS COWERS BEFORE HIM! MAN O MAN, I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING! PHEEW-EE, GOSH THAT WASN'T OBVIOUS OR ANYTHING! JOIN US NEXT TIME, WHEN MAYBE SOMETHING ORIGINAL WILL HAPPEN (YEAH RIGHT). AND WHAT WAS THE DEAL WITH EVIL BOY AND BC BOY AND STUFF? MAYBE IT WILL ALL BE EXPLAINED NEXT TIME, IN A REALLY UNCONTRIVED WAY, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE'VE COME TO EXPECT OF THIS HIGH QUALITY PUBLICATION.

[Ducttape]

Uniman Issue #8

Panel 1: veiw is uniman's unimansion on a top window with a shadowed figure towering over a healing uniman in a bed.

Panel 2: dark figure swings hockey stick ( picture shows motion lines and the stick just above unimans nose)

Panel 3: uniman wakes up sweating with a groaning look on his face his eyes pointed toward with arm.
off side speech bubble: You're awake

panel 4: uniman looks at BC boy and says
Uniman:..i think i was copied..


Panel 5: BC Boy is sitting by Uniman's bed
BC Boy: BUt if you were, then you'd be all out of it and stuff, like I was when I was copied
Uniman: I've been meanign to ask you - how did you recover? And what happened to Evil Boy, and Good Boy?

Panel 6: Close-up of BC Boy's face, it is dark.
BC Boy: Ahh, yes, here's what I think happened.

Panel 7: Montage of previous issue where there are three BC Boys. Them standing together, them fighting bicyclists etc
BC Boy: When I was photocopied, at first, me and the copies were the same, but soon I started feeling drained. At about the same time, Good Boy and Evil Boy started differing in their personalites. As their characters grew stronger, my own opinions towards things were weaker, and I felt more and more ... empty

Panel 8: Montage of battle between Good Boy and Evil Boy, and BC Boy's eyes when regained colour
BC Boy: I can't tell you much of what happened once I was in that trance, but just before I came to, I felt like an explosion had just taken place inside my head, and there I was, back to being me.

Panel 9: Uniman in bed looking at BC Boy
Uniman: It seems to me that when Evil Boy and Good Boy impacted, they just negated each other. With no where else to go, they ended up back inside of you!

Panel 10: Same as above
BC Boy: Yes, that makes perfect sense! I'll buy that!

Panel 11: BC Boy close-up, pointing at us, the readers
BC Boy: And so should you!

Panel 12: As panel 10
Uniman: Does this mean I'm going to eventually weaken and fall into a trance?
BC Boy: I don't know. I just don't know.

Panel 13: As above
Uniman: What are we going to do?
BC Boy: I don't know. I just don't know.

Panel 14: Uniman is sitting himself up in bed
Uniman: I guess we'll just have to wait and see. What's for lunch, BC?
BC Boy: I don't know. I just don't know.

Panel 15: Uniman has his arms crossed and tongue out
Uniman: Fat lot of good you are!
BC Boy: What?!

Panel 16: Uniman smiling innocently
Uniman: Nothing
BC Boy: Let's see what's on telly

Panel 17: We see the edge of the bed, and beyond it, the telly, which has just switched on
Telly: And we interupt this program for a special news bulletin!

Panel 18: Close-up on telly. There is a crowd, and in the middle of the crowd is...!


Panel 19: View of Uniman's and BC Boy's shocked faces
BC Boy: He looks just like you!
Uniman: But... but....

Panel 20: Telly shot. Uniman copy is speaking into new reporter's microphone
Uniman copy: Hi, I'm PINKMAN, and I'm here to save your city!

Panel 21: Uniman and BC Boy's shocked faces again
Caption:WHAT? ANOTHER HERO UNICYCLIST? CAN THEY TRUST THIS MAN IN PINK? WHAT WILL THE FUTURE BRING? MAYBE WE'LL FIND OUT, IN THE NEXT EXCITING ISSUE .. OF PINKMAN... uh.. I mean, UNIMAN!

[s7ev0]

Great comic series. I call either Harvey Kurtzman or Steve Ditko to draw it.

[samia]

Hey Ducttape, I think its a good idea to start a new thread just for the comic, I'll start posting the new issues here, shall I? That way we can kekep the formatting, as I think its easier to read with the bold, italic and different-sized-caption type.

Perhaps a link to the original thread so if new people want to catch up, they can!

Did you get that people? There's a whole 8 issues to read but if you don't want to go through them all I'll be providing a summary of events soon

not that I'm sure any of you care *that* much, but just in case

[Ducttape]

Originally Posted by samia

Hey Ducttape, I think its a good idea to start a new thread just for the comic, I'll start posting the new issues here, shall I? That way we can kekep the formatting, as I think its easier to read with the bold, italic and different-sized-caption type.

Perhaps a link to the original thread so if new people want to catch up, they can!

Did you get that people? There's a whole 8 issues to read but if you don't want to go through them all I'll be providing a summary of events soon

not that I'm sure any of you care *that* much, but just in case

if you like you can..... and I have been telling people to check out the thread that started this all I think a summary would be Wonderful and I'd like to extend a HUGE thank you from everyone who reads these.....when I started this thread people started PMing me and thanking me for gracing the forums with this wonderful comic.... I of course put all the glory off to you..... people also said that issue #7 seemed a bit rushed, is that true if so, we can all wait take your time Quality is better than quantity we have no deadline theforums CAN wait we are all very patient people, there is no need to rush take your time and HAVE FUN

[samia]

yeah I guess the last two were a bit rushed... I'm busy at the mo (hence writing this at 2 am - just finished up some work and scanning it to my computer to be e-mailed)

How many fans do we have? I have no idea! Well it would be nothing without your support, Ducttape, and thanks to those who make suggestions that help me think of more plot!

Now back to work

[Ducttape]

Originally Posted by samia

yeah I guess the last two were a bit rushed... I'm busy at the mo (hence writing this at 2 am - just finished up some work and scanning it to my computer to be e-mailed)

How many fans do we have? I have no idea! Well it would be nothing without your support, Ducttape, and thanks to those who make suggestions that help me think of more plot!

Now back to work

we have a lot..... i can't even count..... all I know is that i get a lot of positive feedback and such... I think Most of Most replies has been here Except JJ..... He refuses to read it untill someone makes it an actual comic... lol.... anyway... good luck and have fun in the meantime I'll be thinking things to help along the plot line...

[samia]

Hey anyone who's interested or cares about Uniman and his adventures!

Happy 2007!

I'm sorry to have caused you so much pain* and suffering* from withdrawl symptoms* of Uniman. I've been very busy working in my freelance job.. I just got job after job after job... including over the holiday period - in fact, my only holiday was the 25th of December and the 1st of January! Of course this was all good for me since I could then afford my rent, but terribly bad* for you, since I could not provide you with the quality entertainment* you've gotten so used to*.

But you need not fear!* I'm back to my struggling-to-find-my-next-job usualness, so behold, a Uniman comic will be here shortly! but for now,
A SUMMARY! (for those new to the comic and don't want to read the previous 8 issues)

We began with Uniman and his loyal sidekick BC Boy (who can transform into a giant BC Wheel) doing their best at preventing crimes in The City. We also met Munigirl (whose powers are still to be discovered but she certainly seems more confidant than Uniman at this point - oh and they blatantly fancy each other). Uniman seems happy enough but through an incredible back story we have yet to uncover his parents get blown up in their mansion just outside of The City by their arch-nemesis, The Ringmaster.

Angry and feeling alone, Uniman thinks only of revenge but at his parents funeral he gets visited by a strange visitor known only as the Penny-Farther (who is old and wizened and rides a Penny-Farthing with exceptional skill). Penny Farther promises Uniman will get his revenge but insists he first learns the true ways of a Unicycling Hero. Which he does. After his training he receives the ancestral Unicycle (the name of which we don't know yet- but it has one! suggestions welcome) that contains the ashes of Dick, the first Unicycling Hero from the 1800s in England whose history I won't go into right now. It also has a 'modification' that each generation of Uniman has bestowed upon it, including under-seat rockets, and a jet-pack for the wheel (If I tell you how it works, I'll have to tickle you).

Uniman then starts as a research student at University where unbeknownst to him, Munigirl also works (her name is Letitia). She also does not know his secret identity and oly knows him as Lance.... if I rememeber correctly...
BC Boy is an undergraduate at the same university, and on his orientation he discovers and is kidnapped by a nasty plot devised by Librarius, the evil genius bent on turning the whole world into her personal quiet room.

Using the Photocopier of Souls, Librarius photocopies BC Boy twice, thus creating a Good Boy and and Evil Boy, both capable of BC Boy's powers but with opposite morals. BC Boy, stripped of his identity, becomes a shelf-stacking zombie. Uniman tries to get to the bottom of the situation but can't get passed the Library Staff, but he is helped by yet another mysteriuos person known as The Juggler! The Juggler, it seems, also wants to find the Ringmaster, but Uniman knows his priority is in helping BC Boy, and the Juggler moves on.

Meanwhile, the Bicyclists, headed by Frank, follow orders from an as yet unknown master to cause havoc in the City, which Uniman and Munigirl prevent. To cut a long story short (TOO LATE!), Uniman confronts Evil Boy with Good Boy, the two copies negate each other, bringing BC Boy out of his trance, but not before Uniman is photocopied once. The Photocopier of Souls is destroyed, leaving Librarius powerless, and Uniman is rescued by BC Boy. All seems well until, as Uniman recovers (from some pants-wetting action he went through trying to save BC Boy), the two heros discover that a Uniman clone has made himself the public face of Unicycle Heroism- and he calls himself Pinkman! But no one knows what his motives are!



There you go. Hope you like what comes next! And remember, suggestions are always welcome but may not neccasarily make it in straight away!

Samia

*said with much sarcasm

[samia]

Panel 1:The unimansion form the outside. We can just make out Uniman sitting by his unicycle on the grass outside
Caption:1 MONTH AFTER THE DESTRUCTION OF THE PHOTOCOPIER OF SOULS, AND UNIMAN HAS JUST FINISHED RECOVERING FROM HIS ORDEAL.

Panel 2:Closer to Uniman, sitting with a dark shadow on his face; he is troubled. On the ground next to hin is the shadow of what looks like a hockey stick
Caption:SINCE THE INCIDENT, UNIMAN HAS SUFFERED DARK DREAMS IN THE NIGHT... THAT OF A MAN, WEILDING A .. HANG ON, THAT'S 'I' BEFORE 'E' EXCEPT AFTER...DANG... WIELDING A HOCKEY STICK!

Panel 3:Close up of Uniman's face, the hockey-stick shadow is on him and he is startled
Voice from off panel: Hey! Guard up, Uniman!

Panel 4:Further out and we see it is only Penny-Farther wielding a hobo's bag on a stick, and as ever he is balanced perfectly on his penny-farthing. Uniman has stood up, angry
Penny-Farther: I taught you better than that! An elephant could have snuck up on you!
Uniman: Oh yeah? Well where have you been the last few months? I could have used your help! Librarius could have taken over the world! I nearly died!

Panel 5:Close up of Penny-Farther, eyes closed in wisdom. Uniman's face butted up to his.
Penny-Farther: It is not for the teacher to live his student's life, only to guide him.
Uniman: I don't buy it!

Panel 6:Just Penny-Farther's face, slight worried look
Penny-Farther: "Those who can't do, teach" ?

Panel 7:shot of Uniman and PF again, Uniman turned away, dismissive
Uniman: Well you've caught me at a bad time, I'm about to go in to University, I've got a lot of catch up research to do. I suppose you'll be staying at the mansion until the next world-threat comes by?
PF: As always, I'm here to offer my widom in the Ways of the Wheel
Uniman: Whatever, I'm off.

Panel 8:Outside the a building at Uni a sign outside says:
THE DR.B.PODZOL BUILDING
SOIL SCIENCE DEPARTMENT
ZOOLOGY DEPARTMENT
Uniman is walking towards it. On the buildings, lamp-posts and railings, there are lots of pink banners blowing gently in the breeze.

Panel 9:Close up of one of the banners, we see Unima's back just passing it. It reads:
Hooray to our saviour of the City, PINKMAN!
Come one, come all to the Pinkman celebratory fancy-dress ball!
Union Night, non-students welcome (at non-consession price)
PINKMAN will be there! With music from The One-Hit Wonders! Cyclorama! Spin The Monkey! And You Shall Know Us By the Trail of Streamers! and many more!

Panel 10:Uniman is entering the lab, where Dr.Podzol is talking to Letitia
Dr.Podzol: You're going as a unicyclist? Great! I'm going as a giant beaker!
Uniman: Hey Letitia, Dr. Podzol, I'm back

Panel 11:The three of them facing each other
Letitia: Oh! Lance, I hope you're all better after that illness you had
Dr.Podzol: Yes, what was it again?
Uniman: Um.. errr.. I'm not sure, it affected my memory
Dr.Podzol: I understand.. well, you'll be delighted to know that Letitia has made you a list of all the research you need to catch up on.
Uniman: Delighted.

Panel 12:Dr.Podzol is just out the door, Letitia and Uniman face each other, she is handing him a long list
Letitia: So.... are you going to the Pinkman Ball?
Uniman: In honour of that dweeb? All he's got is a gimmick! He does more smiling at the camera than actual hero work!

Panel 13: Letitia has turned from Uniman and is crossing her arms. Uniman is looking at the list
Letitia: Just because he can unicycle better than you, and does something about it, like saving lives, doesn't mean he's a dweeb!
Uniman: Well are you going to the stupid ball?

Panel 14: Letitia is now facing Uniman again, and Uniman has dropped the list
Letitia: I was hoping to go with you!
Uniman: I'm in!

Panel 15: same-ish
Uniman: So who are you going as?
Letitia: We're going as two unicycling heros - I'll be the mysterious and little-known Munigirl, and you'll be ther other one!
Uniman: You mean Uniman?
Letitia: No, stupid, Pinkman!

Panel 16:caption: LATER THAT DAY, UNIMAN CATCHES UP ON HIS RESEARCH PROJECT In a research library. Not to be confused with the main library. This one has more sciency books and also forms a museum of stuffed animals from around the world. Uniman sits with a stack of books either side of him and a notebook in front of him. He is drifting to sleep.

Panel 17:Extreme close-up of Uniman's hand dropping his pen. there are big ZZZZZ's floating around

Panel 18:View of Uniman hunched onto the desk, sleeping. We see on the desk a shadow of a man holding a hockey stick, it is swinging towards Uniman

...

Okay, that's it for now! More #9 later - I have to go and have dinner then socialise... apparently typing on this forum doesn't count.

[samia]

Panel 19: We see BC Boy near the table, amongst the many animal exhibitions and shelves. Uniman has jolted awake
BC Boy: Hey Uniman! There you are!

Panel 20: Close-up of Uniman and his books, BC Boy behind him. Uniman's face is covered in sweat from the nightmare
Uniman: Oh, hey, BC... just trying to catch up on some work
BC (oblivious): You're not going to do that sleeping on your books, unless you can absorb the information through your skin!

Panel 21: Side view of the boys and the table
BC: Come on I've finished my classes for today, howabout you and me do some patrolling? I've missed going out this last month.
Uniman: Sure, I've had enough for today

Panel 22: View from Uniman's now empty table. We see Uniman and BC balancing the books as they make their way out of the library. On the desk though, is the shadow of a man and his hockey stick!!
BC Boy: Yeah, you look a little pale
Uniman: I had another nightmare
BC Boy: Well some fresh air will do you good

Panel 23: Opposite view. Hiding behind a display of a tree with some stuffed snakes and birds, with their souless glass eyes and dull colours, is a dark shadow of a man. The only feature we see are his blazing eyes, and we now know he is more than just a dream. A hockey stick is attached to his back
Shadow: More than just a nightmare Uniman!

Panel 24: The city rooftops. We can see blazing lights from police cars in a chase down the street.BC Boy and Uniman are watching from the rooftops.
BC Boy: Alright! Let's go!
Uniman: We'll roof hop, then jump down in front of the bad guys!

Panel 25: Action shot of BC Boy (as BC Wheel) and Uniman hopping from roof to roof
Caption: YES, THINKS UNIMAN, THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT. THE THRILL OF THE CHASE, SAVING LIVES, AND DOING GOOD DEEDS.

Panel 26: Uniman and BC Boy have stopped at the edge of a building
Uniman: Ready?!
BC Boy: You bet!

Panel 27: At the base of the building, the villains in their car have screeched to a halt, with the police braking behind them. A unicyclist is in the extreme foreground
Pinkman: Halt in the name of me!

Panel 28: Uniman and BC Boy are viewing Pinkman capturing the bad guys.
Uniman: I don't believe it!
BC Boy: He's got the same moves as you!
Uniman: Did he have to paint his unicycle pink??

Panel 29: View from street level up to the buildings. We can just make out BC Boy and Uniman on the roof. Pinkman is handing the bad guys to the police.
BC Boy: Come on, let's find some other bad stuff to stop, there's always something going on

Panel 30: An alleyway, Uniman and BC are hurrying down it
Uniman: I'm sure I heard someone scream!

Panel 31: They halt suddenly to find a woman being helped up by Pinkman. A heap of goon is groaning on the floor nearby
Uniman: What?!
Pinkman: Here you go, little lady. I'm glad I could be of service!

Panel 32: Close-up of Uniman and BC Boy
Uniman: What's with this guy?
BC Boy: He's fast! As fast as you!

Panel 33: View of alley, Pinkman is riding off in a pink blur
BC Boy: Whoa! He's moved on already!
Uniman: This is ridiculous!

Panel 34: Close-up of Uniman and BC
Uniman: Forget this, I've got a lot of work to do. It looks like my job's being covered.
BC Boy: But Uniman...
Uniman: And stop calling me Uniman when we're on campus, okay? Some of us need to keep a low profile! Ever heard of a secret identity?

Panel 35: Alleyway again. Uniman is storming off, carrying his uni. BC stands alone
BC Boy: ... sorry...

Panel 36: Night time back on campus. Uniman, without his unicycle, is walking to his building. There is no one about. Ahead of him we can see the tell tale shadow coming from behind a bush

Panel 35: View from over Uniman's startled shoulder, facing forward. The Shadowy figure has stepped in front of him
Shadow: Uniman!

Panel 36: Opposite view from over the shadow's disapointed shoulder
Uniman: Nope, sorry. You've got the wrong guy. I'm Lance.

Panel 37: side view of the shadow and Uniman facing each other
shadow: Oh no no no, Lance. I've got the right person. I've been in your head, you see!
Uniman: You're that guy from my dreams! Who are you?!

Panel 38: Full view of the shadowy figure, holding a hockey stick in one hand and tossing a hockey puck in the other which are just as shadowy as he is.
Shadow: I'm Dark Puck and I come to challenge you to a game...

Panel 39: Close-up of Dark Puck's face. It is all shadow, apart from his blazing eyes, with flaming pucks for pupils
Dark Puck: ... a game that if you lose will mean the end of everything you know!

Panel 40: Side view again
Uniman: Everything I know? What do you mean?
Dark Puck: Let's just say I have some information that I can either give to you, or a certain..... Master of Events

Panel 41: Close-up Uniman's face
Uniman: The Ringmaster?

Panel 42: Close-up of Dark Puck's face
Dark Puck: Precisely. And that information will turn the balance between you, Uniman!

Panel 43: Side view again
Dark Puck: You have a week to get together a team of unicycle hockey players! You will play against my team! If you win, I'll tell you the information, and bother you no more. If you lose, I will offer the same challenge to the Ringmaster.... And I'll tell you this now.. he will probably beat me!

Panel 44: full view of Uniman
Uniman: But how am I supposed to get a team together that quickly? Why would you do this?

Panel 45: Aerial view. Uniman stands alone, with Dark Puck no where to be seen
Dark Puck speech bubble: One week, Lance!

caption: NO SOONER HAS HE RECOVERED, UNIMAN... SORRY, LANCE, FACES YET ANOTHER CHALLENGE! BUT WHY HAS THIS DARK PUCK DONE THIS? IS HE MERELY A MISCHIEF MAKER, OR IS THERE MORE TO HIS STORY? WILL UNIMAN GET HIS TEAM TOGETHER IN TIME? DOES ANYONE CARE? I DO, PERSONALLY, BUT THEN I'M THE NARRATOR! THIS COULD COST ME MY JOB!

[samia]

sorry, couldn't resist.....

YAY Uniman Comics!!

*faint echo in the background with crickets chirruping and tumbleweeds bouncing along*

[Ducttape]

Originally Posted by samia

sorry, couldn't resist.....

YAY Uniman Comics!!

*faint echo in the background with crickets chirruping and tumbleweeds bouncing along*

YAY!!! I'm going to start spreading the goodness of Uniman all Over the forums again!!!!

[samia]

Panel 1: Inside the training room of the Unimansion. Penny-Farther, Uniman and BC Boy are stood there.
Caption: THE NEXT MORNING AFTER THE VISIT FROM DARK PUCK. UNIMAN HAS GOT TOGETHER THE ONLY PEOPLE HE CAN TRUST TO RISE TO THE CHALLENGE OF A HOCKEY GAME FROM HELL!
Uniman: But what I don't understand is, why has he challenged me in the first place? What has he to gain?
Penny-Farther: A wise question. What you have told me about this 'Dark Puck' troubles me deeply. I shall try to find out more information on him. Meanwhile I suggest you recruit more team-members.

Panel 2: Close-up of Uniman and BC Boy. Penny-Farther has turned and is leaving deep in thought
Uniman: Easier said than done.
BC Boy: Hey, there's Munigirl, she's just as good as you on a unicycle.. perhaps more suited to rough terrain but I'm sure she could handle a hockey game.

Panel 3: Uniman and BC Boy are walking together out of the room
Uniman: Good thinking. But we've only ever seen her at night, when we've been patrolling. I don't want to waste the whole of today. I wish we knew how to contact her!

Panel 4: BC Boy and Uniman now lgoing through the hallowed halls of the Unimansion. There is obvious bomb damage from a long time ago.
BC Boy: Even still, that only means four players...
Uniman: Unless...

Panel 5: Front view of the two heros walking, but heads turned to each other
Uniman thought bubble: Pinkman?!? I'd rather die than ask that meddler to be on my team!
BC Boy thought bubble: Pinkman definitely would be handy in the game, but we don't even know him...

Panel 6: View of both of them stopped, Uniman has a smile on his face and holds an index finger up in exultation!
Uniman: Wait! There is someone else we could ask... it's a long shot, and I don't even know if he can unicycle, but he'll want to help
BC Boy: Great, who is he?

Panel 7: Close-up on Uniman's face, with grin
Uniman: Juggler! He's got it in for The Ringmaster too - winning the game will benefit him as well.

Panel 8: View of Uniman and BC Boy in front of a door. Above it is an elegant sign saying: TO GARAGE. Unimanhas his hand on the door handle.
Uniman: And now BC...

Panel 9: Interior of a large, well lit garage. We see the doorway where Uniman and BC Boy stand, looking in. Rack upon rack of every kind of one-wheeled ridable instrument is there. With accesories, spare tyres, seats, posts, pedals, and gear on the walls
Uniman: ...Pick your unicycle!


-------------
Okay that's it for now. Decided to write in shorter bits so it could be updated more regularly and hence keep in view on the forum o_O. I little bit. Oh yeah, and so there's not so much to read at once!
Okay you diehard fan! More later!