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Old 2006-09-22, 12:28 AM   #1
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Uniman Comics

I feel like making a thread to make it easier for people to read the Uniman comic issues so here goes

Uniman #1

Panel 1: A business woman walks down a street at the end of her day. We see her from far away, walking by tall buildings with alleyways.

Panel 2: Close-up to the woman. Her face is tired and she is distracted by texting on her phone. Behind her shoulder, following her, we see three unsavoury sorts.

Panel 3: The three men grab the woman and force her into an alleyway, she cries out, but nobody hears her.

Panel 4: Further in the alley, Man 1 holds her from behind covering her mouth, while Man 2 and 3 search through her purse.
Man 2 :"There's nothin in her wallet"
Man 1: "Cheap bitch!"

Panel 5: Man 3 holds the purse loosely in a close-up
Man 3: "Then she'll have to pay us in a different currency"
Man 1 & 2:"hahaha!"

Panel 6: Man 3 is rifling the woman's skirt as man2 eggs him on. We see them with the alleyway entrance behind them.

Panel 7: Much the same but now we see the scene as if we are standing in the alleyway entrance. There is a uniquely shaped shadow falling across the muggers.
Shadow: "Prepare to be rolled!"

Panel 8: Man 1,2,3 and woman closeup. They looked perplexed (to say the least).
Man 1:"What the - ?!"

Panel 9: a giant wheel starts to from and it rolls down the alley and crushes men

Panel 10: shows a bigger shadow with a unicycle on top of a building with his face at his watch with a bubble that says
uniman: munigirl i think we found him

Panel 11: "Hey U... I think you lost a wheel", she glibs as she regains her balance.

Panel 12: Uniman, on top of the building looking down on BC boy crushing the bad guys, sounds of screaming.
Uniman:I haven't heard that one before Munigirl
Uniman (thinking): I think I'm in love.....
Munigirl: (from Uniman's watch): How's BC doing?

Panel 13: Looking from alleyway up to sillouette of Uniman on top of building. BC Boy has the three baddies crushed under him. The woman, totally freaked out, is running off leaving her purse.
Uniman: I have to work on his public relations.

Panel 14: Uniman is seen jumping down on his unicycle into the alleyway, while BC Boy transforms back into his human alter-ego.

Panel 15: BC Boy is holding the woman's purse as Uniman idles on his unicycle
BC Boy: She left her purse. Why do they always run off and leave their purse? They never do it with you!
Uniman: I've told you BC, people don't expect to see someone turn into a giant wheel. You have to enter the scene as one. Be brave!

Panel 16: roughly the same as before
BC Boy: Be brave?! Be brave?! The only reason I'm stopping the mugging these days is because you can't stand one more jibe of "Hey! Clown-boy! You lost a wheel!"
Uniman: No! I'm training you to be my sidekick!
BC Boy: Whatever, clown-boy

Panel 17: Our heros are making their way out of the alley
Uniman: What did you call me?
BC Boy: Nothin!

Panel 18: Caption LATER AT THE UNIMANSION

Panel 19: sees unimans parents inside the unimasion

panel 20: explosion in the room that unmans parents are in

panel 21: cuts across to unimans arch nemesis ' THE RINGMASTER ' and he says hahahahahahahahahahahaha sucked in uniman

Panel 22: Uniman's face highlighted by the flames:
Uniman: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! (cue Skywalker chipmunk face)

CaptionISASTER! WILL OUR HERO EVER RECOVER? WILL HE FIND OUT WHO IS BEHIND THIS MONSTROSITY? WHO WILL COOK HIM DINNER NOW? AND WHO IS..... THE RINGMASTER?!?
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Old 2006-09-22, 12:29 AM   #2
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Uniman #2

Panel 1: Cemetary, bird's eye view. There is a burial taking place. We can just make out BC Boy and Uniman holding his unicycle amongst the older adults.

Panel 2: Close-up to BC Boy and Uniman in black suits. BC Boy is looking side-long at Uniman, who is obviously holding back tears.

Panel 3: A bungalow, outside. While the wake is obviously going on inside, we can see Uniman standing in the garden, holding his unicycle as BC Boy makes his way to him from the house.
BC: Hey... er.. people are asking after you

Panel 4: Uniman's face. We can see BC Boy behind him.
Uniman: Let them ask.

Panel 5: Uniman faces BC Boy.
Uniman: Who are they anyway? They didn't know my parents! They didn't know what good unicylists they were!! I heard some people snigger when they buried Mum's coker!!

Panel 6: Same, but Uniman is deflated, BC has his hand on Uniman's shoulder.
BC Boy:What are you going to do now?

Panel 7: Close-up Uniman's face.
Uniman: I'm going to find out who did this!! And I'm going to have my vengeance!!!!!

Panel 8: Much the same
BC Boy: But you and I both know... we're not good enough to take anyone on who'll expertly blow up a room in a mansion leaving no evidence or structural damage conveniently allowing us to remain there and make it our headquarters. We're going to need help.

Panel 9: View from slightly above. The shadow of a penny-farthing floats on them.
Panny-Father: I will help.

Panel 10: We see BC Boy and Uniman from behind beholding Penny Father, an olllllld man with a lonnnnng white beard sitting on a penny farthing.
Uniman: How can you hold it still like that and not fall?
Penny Father: There is much to teach you... Uniman

Panel 11: same
Uniman: You know my identity!
Penny Father: I know a lot more than that. I'm old and wise. So there.

Panel 12: Uniman is mounting
Penny Father: Come, I have much to tell you.... about a legacy, of which you are now the bearer!
Uniman: But what about who killed my parents??

Panel 13: They are all rolling
Penny Father: He is known only as the Ringmaster... but you are not ready for him yet. There are other foes to face first!

Panel 14: Caption IN THE UNIMANSION, MONTHS OF TRAINING LATER:
We see the inside of a large gym that has blast holes, broken wooden dummies, burn marks, scratches. Uniman is mounted on his unicycle, but staying perfectly balanced without moving. Penny Father stands nearby.
Penny Father: Excellent

Panel 15: An extreme closeup to the bottom of Uniman's unicycle. He is balancing on a spoon that is standing upright.
Uniman: Now how do I dismount?

Panel 16: Uniman and Penny Father are leaving the gym.
Uniman: It's been five months of nothing but training. I've eaten on my uni, I've slept on my uni, I'm sore all over and I don't want to start about the chafing. And still the Ringmaster goes unpunished!! I don't care if I'm ready or not, I'm going to find him and -
Penny Father: But you are ready

Panel 17: Close up to their faces.
Uniman: I am?
Penny F: I suppose. But before you follow in your parent's footsteps, and seek justice, kindness, and the correct care of cute creatures on one wheel, I have something for you. Dismount.

Panel 18: Uniman (sans unicycle) and PF are standing by a closet door, PF is beholding a really cool looking unicycle.
PF: Behold! The unicycle used by all the generations of Uniman! Handmade, each generation has added to it or improved it. And within the seatpost, lie the ashes of your ancestor Dick.

Panel 19: Uniman's face with a look of disgust.
Uniman: My ancestor's what?!? Oh... yeah, great great great great great great Grandad Richard.

Panel 20: Uniman is holding the unicycle, a look of wonder on his face.
Uniman: It's so light!
PF: Use it wisely, Uniman. And use the mini-muni-missiles hidden in the seat even more wisely... your grandfather nearly didn't have kids....

Panel 21: BC Boy rushes to Uniman and PF
BC: My god! Look at the news!! There's a hoard of bicylists robbing a bank!

Panel 22: Uniman mounting unicycle.
Uniman: Let's go stop those maniacs!!!

Panel 23: Caption: MEANWHILE AT THE BANK
Aerial view of the bank. There is a hoard of bicylists surrounding it and in it. Police cars are parked all around.
Police megaphone: You can't escape! We've surrounded the building!

Panel 24: Ground level, we see bicyclists with bags of swag swarming the police cars, easily slipping by the vehicles. Policemen and pedastrians are being knocked over.
Policeman: They're just cutting through us! I hate when cyclists do that!!

Panel 25: Bicyclists are all cycling together down a street, laughing

[Note: The bicyclists all wear tight fitting clothing and helmets of the same colour, save the lead bicyclist who wears two colours

Panel 26:They all have halted suddenly in front of a shadow shaped like a unicycle and a giant BC Wheel.
Uniman's shadow: Will you babies ever grow up and take off your training wheel?

Panel 27: Side view: The cyclists all start cycling towards Uniman and BC Boy.
Lead Bicyclist: Come on lads, wheel run 'em down!

Panel 28: facing Uniman and BC Boy
Uniman thought bubble: There's a lot of them. Time for an ultimate unispin!
Uniman: BC Boy, go round the back and keep them together!

Panel 29: Uniman jumps up

Panel 30: We see him start to spin in the air, 180

Panel 31: We see him as a blur spinning

Panel 32: from above BC Boy is rounding up the bicyclists, keeping them in a tight circle

Panel 33: Uniman in blurry spin. We see the start of a force field around him

Panel 34: Bird's eye view. The force field is blasting through the group of bicyclists.

Panel 35: Closeup of Uniman landing sweet in front of a pile of tangled bicycles and bicyclists. BC Boy is rolling towards Uniman. Sirens can be heard.
BC Boy: Job's a goodun!

Panel 36: Uniman and BC boy viewing their work. Sirens.
Uniman: Let's leave this lot to the police.

Panel 37: Caption: WATCHING FROM ON HIGHHigh up on a building is Muni Girl, looking down in the scene.
Muni Girl: Wowee!

Panel 38: The lead bicyclist is watching our heros depart from the pile. He has a radio to his face (the kind bike messengers have)
Lead bicyclist: Boss... good news... guess who's back in town.

CaptionWHAT CAN THIS CRYPTIC RADIO MESSAGE MEAN? WHO CONTROLS THE BICYCLE HOARD? WHY DO BICYCLISTS WEAR THOSE FUNNY SHORTS? JOIN UNIMAN IN THE NEXT ISSUE, ENTITLED '#3'!!!
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Old 2006-09-22, 12:29 AM   #3
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Uniman #3

Title: Librarians!

Panel 1: We see an aerial view of a campus of a large educational institute. People are dotted here and there.

Panel 2: The front of a building on the campus. A sign next to it says:
THE DR.B.PODZOL BUILDING
SOIL SCIENCE DEPARTMENT
ZOOLOGY DEPARTMENT

Standing by the sign is BC Boy and Uniman, without unicycle.

BC Boy: I can't believe you got a job here in the same uni I'm studying at
Uniman: It means we can spring into action at the first sign of trouble!

Panel 3: Facing our heros
BC Boy:I'm late for class... catch you later!
Uniman: See ya

Panel 4: Uniman enters the building.

Panel 5: Building reception. Uniman is handing papers to receptionist.
Uniman: Er, hi, yeah, I'm starting today in Soil Sciences?
Receptionist: Here's your pass. Fourth Floor, Dr. Podzol room 3
Uniman: Thanks

Panel 6: Uniman and Dr.Podzol are standing at the entrance to a lab.
Dr.Podzol: And here is where the magic happens!! I'm so glad you're joining our team. Here, meet Letitia, she's working on her own research.

Panel 7: Sideways at Uniman and Letitia
Letitia: Hi
Uniman (though bubble): She's fit, man!
Uniman: Huh- Hi!
Letitia (thought bubble): He's freakin' weird!

Panel 8: Caption: MEANWHILE, BC BOY IS ON ORIENTATION
Outside the campus library, a group of students mills with an older student giving them orientation.
Orientation Lady: And here's the library, you'll spend your life here *guffaw guffaw* you might as well not live in halls and make a bed here *guffaw*
But seriously don't really cause they kick you out at closing time..
BC Boy: geez

Panel 9: Library reception. The group are milling there.
BC Boy (thought bubble): Man this is boring, I'm ditching.

Panel 10: BC Boy is wandering around the shelves.
BC Boy: This place is big

Panel 11: BC Boy is looking round a corner
BC Boy: Where am I? What the?!?

Panel 12: We see what BC Boy is seeing, around a corner into a hidden room behind the shelves.. a glowing green light and humming.

Panel 13: BC Boy has moved closer to the light, and is trying to peer in

Panel 14: BC Boy same position, but someone speaks off panel
Librarian: What are you doing?

Panel 15: BC Boy and librarian face each other
BC Boy: Uh, nothing.. I'm lost. What's in that room?

Panel 16: Closeup on Librarian's face. Green underlight in evil evil way
Librarian: The Photocopier!

Panel 17: BC Boy close up.
BC Boy: Oh, right.

Panel 18:Outside the Soil Science building, Uniman is standing, looking at his watch. Letitia is coming down the stairs behind him
Letitia: Meeting someone for lunch?

Panel 19: Letitia and Uniman facing each other
Uniman (thought bubble): Man, she's hot
Uniman: Yeah, I know a student here
Letitia: Cool. Well, have a nice time. I go to town to get lunch.

Panel 20: Uniman is looking around.
Uniman: Where *is* he? Ah! There he is!

Panel 21: View of uniman from further away. We see BC Boy to his right... and in front of him... and to his left
Uniman: And he's there! And there! What's going on???

Panel 22: BC Boys and Uniman standing facing each other
Uniman: What's going on BC??
BC Boys (all at once): I've been photocopied!!

Panel 23: Same
Uniman: Whoa, don't all speak at once!

Panel 24: Bird's eye view. Uniman is pointing to BC Boy on his right
Uniman: You're BC 1

Panel 25: Same view, Uniman points to BC Boy in front
Uniman: You're BC 2

Panel 26: Same view, uniman points to BC boy on his left
Uniman: And you're BC 3
BC 3: Why does he ge to be 1? I'm the real BC

Panel 27: Same view, BC Boys are fighting, uniman has head in hands
BC Boys: No I'm the real BC!
BC Boys: It's me!
BC Boys: no me!

Panel 28: Regular view. Uniman is walking and the BC Boys looking beaten up are trailing behind.
Uniman: But how did it happen? What does it mean?

Panel 29: Same
BC Boy 1: I can't remember exactly what happened, but who cares? Now I'm three times the power!

Panel 30: Same but BC Boy 1 is looking confused at others
BC Boy 2: You can say 'thrice'
BC Boy 3: Whatever, dweeb

Panel 31: Uniman and the BC Boys are getting shoved by a student rushing past them
Uniman: What's the big idea?
Student: I just heard on the news! The Bicyclists are kidnapping the mayor!

Panel 32: Uniman and BC Boys strike a pose
Uniman: Let's go... boys...

Panel 33: Aerial view of City Centre. Police chase going on. Many bikes in front of lead police car. Sirens, Lights, the Works. On top of a building we see Uniman and the three BC Boys
Uniman: It looks like they're doing pretty well
BC Boys: The Bicyclists or the police??

Panel 34: Interior of lead police car, driver beeping horn
Policeman: Man, these bicyclists are everywhere! We can't get through to the mayor!!

Panel 35: Side shot, far away, Uniman and BC Boys (in Wheel form) are hopping from roof to roof, catching up to the front.
Uniman: Let's stick together, and approach them from the front, that way they'll be trapped between the police and the buildings

Panel 36: Front view of our heros hopping buildings, with view of street below; they are just in front of the bicyclists
BC Boy 1: Good idea
BC Boy 2: No way, what a loser idea!
BC Boy 3: For once I agree with this idiot!

Panel 37: BC Boys 2 and 3 are going off in opposite directions, leaving Uniman and BC Boy 1 alone to face the oncoming hoard of Bicyclists
Uniman: Oh, Holy [*this has been censored for sensitive souls*]
BC Boy 1: Very descriptive, I couldn't have said it better myself

Panel 38: Uniman and BC Boy face hoard. The mayor can bee seen tied to the front bike in the middle. To the right is a large building with a long metal rail descending towards the hoard.
Uniman: I'll take out the right side, you take out the left
BC Boy 1: Gotcha!

[NOTE: Next few panels we see hoard getting closer]
Panel 39: Uniman gets to steps of large building

Panel 40: Uniman bunnyhops up the stairs

Panel 41: Uniman reaches top of stairs

Panel 42: Uniman simultaneously does a 180 unispin and body twist, jumping high enough to land on the rail

Panel 43: Uniman grinds down the rail
Uniman: Initiating Super Spark Grind!

Panel 44: As uniman grinds, huge bright sparks are flying onto the bicyclists, who lift their arms to protet their faces

Panel 45: Many bikes lose control and fall over, creating barrier to other bikes.
Bicyclists: Noooo!
: Arrgh!
:My eyes!
:My Face!
:My Shins!
:My £^&!%!!

Panel 46: BC Boy had crushed most of the left, leaving the lead bike with the mayor cycling ahead. Uniman is to the right of frame.
Uniman: Leave him to me!

Panel 47: Aerial view of Lead Bike (cyclists name: Frank) and Uniman chasing behind
Frank: There's no way you'll out cycle me, Unifreak! Two wheels are better than one as they say!
Uniman: Would *they* happen to be cowards with no sense of balance?

Panel 48: Frank is getting further away
Uniman (thought bubble): He's tight though, I can't keep up... not unless I use....

Panel 49: Closeup of Uniman's seat, seatpost and top of wheel. Uniman is pressing a button in the handle.
Uniman (thought bubble): First the fuel

Panel 50: Same closeup. Whirring noise. Little holders are emerging from the wheel's frame

Panel 51: Same closeup. clicking noise. Little rockets are coming down form under the deat and being deposited into the holders. They sit on the tyre and are ridden on as uniman goes forwards.

Panel 52: Slightly less closeup, can see most of uniman, not with rockets all around the tyre. Uniman is pressing another button (beep!)
Uniman (thought bubble): And now the ignition.

Panel 53: Extreme closeup. A little flame shoots out the back of the seat and ignites the rockets as they pass.

Panel 54: Diagonal aerial view of Frank and Uniman. Uniman's wheel looks like it's on fire and he is zooming to blurriness.
Frank: What the!!

Panel 53: Uniman is blazing after the bicyclist. View from facing the bicyclist, who has the mayor in his front basket. Panic on mayor's face, anger on bicyclists face, determination and grit on Uniman's face.

WILL UNIMAN SAVE THE MAYOR? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO BC BOY AND HIS COPIES? WHO ARE THE LIBRARIANS? WHY DID SAMIA CALL HERSELF 'ED' AFTER THE LAST PANEL? WHY WAS ISSUE 3 SO MUCH LONGER THAN THE OTHERS? ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME THIS ONE FINISHED?
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Issue #4 Save the Mayor!

Panel 1: A montage of the below text, which is written in a box in a corner of the panel.

RECAP: IN THE LAST ISSUE, UNIMAN AND BC BOY START AT UNIVERSITY. ON ONLY THE FIRST DAY, BC BOY IS PHOTOCOPIED BY THE MYSTERIOUS LIBRARIANS TWICE OVER, AND THE MAYOR IS KIDNAPPED BY THE BICYCLIST HOARD

Panel 2:Continuing the montage
WHILE THE COPIES OF BC BOY ARE NO WHERE TO BE SEEN, UNIMAN SPEEDS AFTER THE HEAD BICYCLIST WHO HOLDS THE MAYOR IN HIS TERRIBLE GRIP

Panel 3:Side view of Uniman and Frank. Uniman is very close
Frank: Blast!

Panel 4:Uniamn has caught up to the mayor, and is untying him from Frank's bike basket of doom
Frank: Double Blast!!

Panel 5:Uniman has the mayor free, and has lifted him up, so the mayor is sitting on his shoulders
Frank: If only I had two arms free! The ground's too uneven for me to try!

Panel 6:Close up on Uniman's rockets, as they start to go out with a 'phut phut' noise

Panel 7:view of Uniman and Mayor looking down at wheel
Uniman: Uh-oh....
Frank: Now I've got you!
Mayor: gulp!

Panel 8:Front view of action
Munigirl (off frame):You won't find it so easy, Frank!

Panel 9:From over the shoulder of uniman, shines Munigirl on her muni!
Uniman: Munigirl!
Munigirl: Don't worry Uniman, I'll take care of the bike, you get the mayor to safety

Panel 10:Close-up of Uniman's lovestruck face
Uniman: Sure thing!

Panel 11:diagonal aerial view, BC Boy 2 as a BC Wheel is approaching fast
Mayor: Lookout!

Panel 12:BC Boy 2 is knocking over Munigirl
Munigirl: Eeek!
BC Boy 2: Ha ha!
Frank: Hee hee!
Uniman: Nooooo!
Mayor: AHHhhhhh!!

Panel 13ile of wheels and bodies
Uniman: What did you do that for BC Boy?

Panel 14:BC Boy 2 is tranforming into human shape, standing over pile
BC Boy 2: Because it was fun! Ha ha ha!
Frank: Well you didn't help anybody! In fact, we're lucky none of us got seriously hurt!

Panel 15:Pile is sorting itself out. Frank, Munigirl and Uniman are all grinning cheesily at us, the readers and giving thumbs up
Uniman:Thank goodness were were all wearing helmets!
Mayor (quietly and holding his head in pain): groan

Panel 16:Munigirl is tying Frank's hands with some streamers from her muni. Uniman is helping the mayor to his feet
Munigirl:That'll hold you!

Panel 17: Frank looks angey, BC BOy 2 looks bored, and Uniman and Munigirl are looking at their watches
Munigirl (thought bubble): Oh! my lunch break is nearly over! I've got to go!
Uniman (thought bubble): Ah! Lunch is nearly over! I've got to get back to the lab!

Panel 18:same positions, but munigirl and uniman are grinning at each other
Munigirl: Well, good to work with you again uniman, but I hear trouble elsewhere - can you take care of the mayor?
Uniman: Sure.. I've got to get on too

Panel 19:slightly above, we see munigirl taking Frank one way, and Uniman taking the mayor another
Uniman: Come on BC Boy, you'll be late for your class!
BC Boy: Who cares? I'm off!

Panel 20:MINUTES LATER, OUTSIDE THE SOIL SCIENCES BUILDINGAerial view of steps. Uniman (as civilian) and Letitia are approaching steps
Uniman: Uh, Hi there, how was lunch?
Letitia: Oh, a non-event. Did you meet your friend?
Uniman:You could say I met him three times!

Panel 21:close up to them climbing stairs
Letitia:Why could I say that?
Uniman: Um... I... nevermind.
Letitia: Did you hear about what happened in town with the mayor?

Panel 22:Close up on their faces.
Uniman: I heard something, vaguely about a kidnap, or something. Know the details?
Munigirl: Nah.

Panel 23:they enter the building

Panel 24:MEANWHILE AT THE LIBRARY
Outside of Library

Panel 25: DARSTADLY, YES, DARSTADLY THINGS ARE HAPPENING!!
Outside Photocopy room

Panel 26: Inside of Photocopy room. We see a weird looking photocopier on the right of this smallish room. Three Librarians are at the end of the room, and BC Boy 1, unconcious, is being supported by BC Boy 2, facing the librarians. The middle Librarian is obviously the Head Librarian, for she has horn-rimmed glasses with a beaded glasses retainer and wears a flowery blouse
BC Boy 2: Here he is, the original BC Boy, just like you wanted
Head Librarian: Excellent! We shall keep him here, place him in a trance and make him shelve books for the rest of his days! And then he shall be Archived! While you shall take his place in the outside world, causing havoc!

Panel 27: Same as above, but BC Boy 1 is on floor
All: Bwahahahahahaaaaa!

Panel 28: Same as before
BC Boy 2: But what about the other copy? He's still out there somewhere
Head Librarian: Don't worry about him. Just as you are all evil, he is all good. A wimp. A softie. A coward. Useless.

Panel 29: Same with subtle changes to look natural
Head Librarian: Instead let us concentrate on our next task!

Panel 30: Close up on Head Librarian
Head Librarian: Photocopying Uniman!!!

Panel 31: Same view as panel 27
All:Bwahahahahahaaaaa!

Panel 32: Same as above
BC Boy 2 (henceforth known as Evil Boy):You're so clever and devious Head Librarian!
Librarian Henchman 1: Insolent fool! You must refer to her by her proper name...

Panel 33: EXTREME close up on Head Librarian's face with green underlighting and green reflection in glasses
Voice off panel:Librarius!!

Panel 34: Alleyway in city. We see BC Boy 3 cowering next to a dustbin, crying and making sniffing noises.

WILL UNIMAN DISCOVER THIS DASTARDLY, YES, DARSTADLY PLAN? WILL BC BOY EVER BE RESCUED? WHAT WILL BECOME OF UNIMAN'S FAITHFUL SIDEKICK?
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Uniman Issue #5

Title: New Aquaintances!

Panel 1: The City at night. Caption in box:THE CITY AT NIGHT. CRIME LURKS BEHIND EVERY DARK ALLEY, WAITING TO SEIZE ITS CHANCE...

Panel 2: The front of an ice cream store. The window is broken and four men are stealing boxes of ice lollies from inside. Caption in box:...NOT CARING WHAT IT TAKES, AS LONG AS IT IS TAKEN...

Panel 3: A dark corner of a street. Three men are beating up another man. Caption in box:...NOT CARING WHO IT HURTS, JUST AS LONG AS THEY ARE HURT.

Panel 4: View of the city from a rooftop.Caption in box:BUT CRIME IS NOT OVERLY CONFIDANT. IT KNOWS IT IS BEING WATCHED...

Panel 5: View of Uniman and Penny-Father on thier mounts stock still on the roof top, looking out over the city. Caption in box:...AND JUDGED.

Panel 6: Close up on Uniman and Penny-Father's faces
Uniman: I've looked everywhere, Penny-Father, but BC Boy is no-where! Evil Boy has taken his place so no one suspects BC is missing, and I can't find the other photocopy either.

Panel 7: Similar to above
PF:Maybe it's time you worked alone.
Uniman: How can you say that? BC is my friend! And Evil Boy is wreaking havoc; crushing bins, smashing phone booths, chasing street mimes and rolling over small yappy dogs!

Panel 8: Penny Father's face close up
PF: At least half of what he does, no one minds..

Panel 9: Uniman's face, close up
Uniman:That's it, I'm going to stop Evil Boy, and find BC! Starting at the library!

Panel 10: Daytime, outside library. Signpost says: Library Uniman is walking in, without unicycle

Panel 11: Uniman walking amongst the shelves

Panel 12: Uniman walks to other shelves, less people about

Panel 13: Uniman has just come round a corner. We see down a set of shelves. BC Boy, looking pale and blank, is shelving books, standing next to a trolley full of books
Uniman: BC!

Panel 14: Uniman is shaking BC by the shoulders, no expression on BC's face
Uniman: Snap out of it! What's wrong with you!!

Panel 15: See Uniman and BC from behind, and a figure from behind who is looking down the row. It is a Librarian
Librarian:What are you doing with that student? Can I help you find a book you want?

Panel 16: Uniman has turned to face teh Librarian
Uniman: You did this to him!

Panel 17: Side view of Librarian and Uniman. BC boy continues stacking books
Librarian:Be warned, Uniman! We know of your abilities! But you're no match without your unicycle! That's why we ask that everyone uses the bike park situated just outside the library doors! Ha ha ha!

Panel 18: The Librarian has picked up three books and is holding them as if to throw them at Uniman
Uniman:You won't get a away with it! I'm on to you!
Librarian:Exactly where we want you! Soon you will be photocopied!

Panel 19: View from behind Librarian (main corridor of library shelves) Uniman is running past the Librarian, who has partly turned

Panel 20: Uniman is struck on the feet by a book and is stumbling onto the floor.
Librarian: Got you!

Panel 21: View up from Uniman, the Librarian is throwing three more books

Panel 22: Same view, but someone has stepped into Uniman's view
New person: Not so fast!

Panel 23: Side view. Librarian stands aghast as the new person has just caught all three books and is now juggling them. Uniman is getting up
New Person: Go on, get out of here!

Panel 24: Side view, New person has thrown books at librarian who is getting hit. Uniman is standing
Uniman: Don't hang about, there's more where that one came from!

Panel 25: Outside library. Uniman and new person are running out

Panel 26: View of the two of them walking
Uniman: Thanks, I owe you one
New Person: Don't worry. I have a knack for helping people out

Panel 27: They are at the bike park, Uniman is holding unicycle
Uniman:That's funny, so do I
New Person: No way! You're Uniman! I've been looking for you!

Panel 28: Same as above
Uniman: Well you've found me. Who are you?
New Person: Juggler!

Panel 29: View of Juggler and Uniman
Juggler: I need your help. I've been following a criminal mastermind and my research has led me here. His name is...

Panel 30: Close up on Juggler
Juggler: The Ringmaster!

Panel 31: View of both of them, Uniman's face is dark
Uniman: He killed my parents

Panel 32: View of both of them
Juggler: You're not alone. I think if we team up we may have a chance of finding him and stopping him!

Panel 33: Uniman closeup. Memory montage behind him of Penny Father saying he is not ready to face Ringmaster

Panel 34: View of both of them
Uniman: I can't help you. I need to help my friend first. The Librarians have made an evil copy of him while he's in some sort of trance.

Panel 35: similar as above
Juggler: I'm sorry then... I hope we meet again. Good luck with your friend.

Panel 36: Close up of Uniman, looking stern as he waves goodbye to Juggler

HOW WILL UNIMAN SAVE BC AS ANOTHER MENTION OF THE RINGMASTER IS HEARD? WHO IS THIS STRANGE PERSON WHO CALLS HIMSELF JUGGLER? COULDN'T HE HAVE COME UP WITH A BETTER NAME? LET'S FACE IT, IT SUCKS. JOIN US IN THE NEXT ISSUE WHEN FRIENDS ARE MADE, AND FRIENDS ARE SAVED!
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Uniman issue #6

Title: Hope rolls eternal

Panel 1: The City at dawn.
BoxAWN IN THE CITY. BUT NOT EVEN THE QUIET START OF THIS DAY IS SAFE FROM THOSE PERPERTRATORS OF CRIME. PERPERTRATORS IS A FUNNY WORD, PFFF.

Panel 2: An alleyway entrance. A mugging is taking place. A man out for a jog is being shaken down by a woman with a gun.
Woman: Gimme everything you got!
Jogger: I only have my apartment keys! I don't carry stuff when I jog!

Panel 3: We see BC Boy 3 peering around the corner, watching the events.
Woman: Fine, then gimme your keys and tell me where you live!
Jogger: N...never!
Woman: Wrong answer!

Panel 4: The woman has got the gun to the man's head, and he is habding over his keys
Jogger: Okay, okay, just don't kill me! I live at 122B-

Panel 5: BC Boy 3 close up. His face has a righteous look about it
BC Boy 3:I... Can't let this happen! I've stood by too many times! I know it's wrong and even though I'm scared I've got to do something! But she might shoot me! Or punch me! Or shoot both of us! Or shout at me! I'm just going to have to risk it!

Panel 6: View from oppostie side of mugging so that we see alley entrance. BC Boy 3 is standing there. Jogger and Woman look shocked.
BC Boy 3: Hey! Stop that! I'm calling the police!

Panel 7: [i]Woman is seen running away[i]

Panel 8: Jogger is approaching BC Boy 3, who hasn't moved
Jogger: Thanks, I think you saved my apartment, maybe my life!

Panel 9: Jogger is touching BC Boy 3 on the shoulder
Jogger: Hey, you're shaking. That was the right thing you did. You did good, boy.

Panel 10: Jogger is leaving the scene, perplexed (big question mark over his head).

Panel 11: BC Boy 3 close up
BC Boy 3: Yes... I did it... I survived! I'm a Good Boy!

Panel 12: BC Boy 3 (aka Good Boy) close up, now looks angry
Good Boy: That other evil BC Boy is going to pay

Panel 13: Outside the Library. Uniman is standing staring at itis doors. Letitia apporaches

Panel 14: frontal view of Letitia and Uniman
Letitia: I've known reserch students in their first year to either be total book worms or wild party animals...
Uniman: And what am I?

Panel 15: back view of them two
Letitia: I don't know yet... I mean, you actually have to enter the library to get books out, but you've only been staring at the place, and you're busy every night, but I never see you at parties.
Uniman: You've been checking me out?

Panel 16: Close up on their faces. Letitia is blushing
Letitia: Well... a ha ha... I was maybe hoping you and I could -
Uniman: I've got to go!

Panel 17: View of library again, Uniman is rushing indoors, Letitia is left alone.
Letitia: Book worm it is.

Panel 18: Entrance of Library. Uniman is stopping Good Boy.
Uniman: BC! Wait! Is that you? BC 3?

Panel 19: Good Boy and Uniman are facing each other
Good Boy: Yes, but now I'm Good Boy! Upholding everything that's good!

Panel 20: Good Boy suddenly stops someone entering the main library
Student: What the-?

Panel 21: Good Boy has opened the student's bag to reveal chocolate bars
Good Boy: There's no eating in the library! Can't you read the signs?
Student: Well, yeah; I study English Lit., but -

Panel 22: Around them, people are looking at them, including the lower-level librarians
Uniman: Good Boy, stop attracting attention... don't you think you're being a bit over the top?
Good Boy: Nothing will escape my Moral Compass! And that means no rule breaking!

Panel 23: View of Good Boy and Uniman form behind. Above them, up the stairs to the higher library levels, is Evil Boy.
Evil Boy: Hiya freaks!

Panel 24: Same view, but Good Boy is running up the stairs, Uniman a bit behind
Uniman: Wait! He wants us to follow him!
Good Boy: No evil will go unpunished!

Panel 25: running up the stairs montage, going to Floor 4

Panel 26: Floor 4: Bookshelves, mainly empty of students, some large study tables in the middle. Home of the Photocopy Room.Uniman and Good Boy are at the stairway doors. No sign of Evil Boy
Good Boy: Where could he have gone?
Uniman: Be careful, we're in Librarian territory now. They rule everything here. Knowledge, Access, even Time. They're more powerful than you first assume.
Good Boy: If you have to talk, could you at least whisper? We *are* still in a library!

Panel 27: Uniman and Good Boy wander the shelves.

Panel 28: They round a corner to find BC Boy still stacking books. Beyond him, in front of the photocopy room, is Evil Boy
Uniman: BC!
Good Boy: Evil Boy!

Panel 29: Same as above, but Evil boy is ... changing...
Evil Boy: You know, Librarius has a plan for you, Uniman, but I don't really care for it... I'd much rather jut take care of you all right here...

Panel 30: Evil Boy is now a giant BC Wheel, Red rimmed with evil spikes and smoke coming from... somewhere..
Evil Boy: RIGHT NOW!

Panel 31: Uniman and Good Boy, faces highlighted in red light stand ready
Uniman: This time I'm not going to be flat-footed! I call on great great great great great great great uncle Dick!

Panel 32: Bike rack of Library. Uniman's unicycle is moving off on its own.

Panel 33: Montage of the unicycle flying through the library, up the stairs, round the shelves... and then into...

Panel 34: Uniman's hand!

Panel 35: Uniman on his unicycle, and Good Boy is now a slightly smaller BC Wheel, White rimmed, plain, but shining slightly.

Panel 36: close up on Evils Boy's tire
Evile boy: Let the fun begin!!!

ITS ALL HAPPENING ON FLOOR FOUR! WILL LIBRARIUS INTERVENE? WILL EVIL BOY GET HIS WAY? DOES BC BOY KNOW WHERE HE IS? HE SHOULD MOVE. HE MIGHT GET HURT. JUST A SUGGESTION. I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE HIM RIGHT NOW. UH-UH, NOOOO WAY.
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Uniman issue #7

Title: Multi-uni-plici-spinni-ty!!

Panel 1: Caption: THE LIBRARY, FLOOR FOUR. WE JOIN OUR HERO AT THE START OF AN ALMIGHTY BATTLE! UNIMAN MJST SAVE BC BOY WHILE IN BETWEEEN THE VERY FORCES OF GOOD AND EVIL INCARNATE!
Side view showing left to right: Uniman on his unicycle, Good Boy in BC form, Evil Boy in BC form, BC boy stacking shelf (his back to us) door to the photocopy room. Shelves in the immediate background

Panel 2: Evil Boy close up, his red light is brighter
Evil Boy: There's no messing about with me!

Panel 3: viewing Evil boy form further away, he has flaming projectiles coming from his hubs
Evil Boy: It's straight to the no-nonsense!

Panel 4: We see the flaming balls getting closer to Good boy, Uniman is diving in front, unicycle first
Uniman: Defend yourself Good boy!

Panel 5: Uniman is supporting himself on his hands diagonally (action shot) and spinning his wheel, thus deflecting the flameballs
Uniman: That was close!

Panel 6: Evil Boy starts spinning
Evil Boy: That won't stop my full force Uniman!

Panel 7: Uniman, hoisting himself up, next to Good boy
Uniman: Come on! He's attacking, I can't hold him off both of us!
Good boy: Fighting is wrong.

Panel 8: Close-up of Uniman's incredulous face
Uniman: What?!?

Panel 9: Angelic shot of Good Boy
Good Boy: Fighting is evil, so I will not condone it by doing it myself. To physically fight evil because it fights, would only mean I have also become evil.

Panel 10: Uniman's face
Uniman: There's a time and place for this, Good boy, but right now we're going to be massacred!

Panel 11: Uniman and Good boy side by side, seen over the top of Evil boy's wheel
Good Boy: What kind of example would I be setting, huh? I will not be a hypocrite.

Panel 12: Uniman is trying to move Good Boy
Uniman: At least get out of the way!
Good Boy: I won't back down from my responsibility!

Panel 13: Impact as Uniman braces himself in front of Good boy.

Panel 14: Uniman is thrown clear with his unicycle, but Good Boy is unharmed

Panel 15: Evil boy turns around
Evil Boy: One down! And this next hit will be my biggest yet!

Panel 16: Uniman is slumped near BC Boy against the shelf and Evil boy charges towards Good Boy
Uniman: Move!!

Panel 17: Second impact as Evil Boy smashes into Good boy
Uniman: NNNOOOOOOOOOooooo!!!!

Panel 18: There is a bright light and Uniman and Bc Boy are in stark contrasting shadow

Panel 19: Same scene layout as Panel 1, but the photocopy room door is open, Uniman is still slumped against the shelf, and there is nothing where the two bc boys met
Uniman: wha- what the...? They blew themsleves up?
Voice from inside photocopy room: Ahh, just the person we were expecting. I think you're making just a litle bit too much noise in the Library..

Panel 20: Librarius stands in the photocopy room doorway wiht an evil grin. Henchmen are behind her
Librarius: Uniman!!
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Well then, if only someone that had a macbook could actually make it into a comic using comic life.
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Well then, if only someone that had a macbook could actually make it into a comic using comic life.
I have comic life but, I am too lazy to make it and I don't have any time, I'll probably, start on it after my surgery, anyway this thread is mainly where I am going to repost the comic panels the Unicyclists Superhero is where we discuss things related to the comic
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wow that was excessively long. sorry, havent got the time to read it.
it must be good though!
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it must be good though!
Why because it is long? I hope you don't live your life this way, you will be very dissapointed by many movies, not to mention textbooks, they are long, but that doesn't mean they are good to read.
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Why because it is long? I hope you don't live your life this way, you will be very dissapointed by many movies, not to mention textbooks, they are long, but that doesn't mean they are good to read.
Hey no Thread jacking!!!!!!!!!!! Geez take this discussion to MR
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Why because it is long? I hope you don't live your life this way, you will be very dissapointed by many movies, not to mention textbooks, they are long, but that doesn't mean they are good to read.
no, of course not because it it long. there are many long things i have read or watched ect and they were a waste of my life. but i have read one of the comics before, and it was quite creative!
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Hey no Thread jacking!!!!!!!!!!! Geez take this discussion to MR
GEEZ, anyway Blame Samia for it being long she wrote it all
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Wow... How long did it take you to type all this stuff up?
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