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Old 2006-08-17, 04:45 AM   #1
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How do we sleep at night (miss teen usa content)?

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the answer to a question by the winner of Miss Teen USA:

Judge: What does Integrity mean to you?

Miss Montana: Integrity...to me...means....making a goal...and working towards the goal...and staying with the goal...till you reach the end of that goal....thats what integrity means to me.


How are we, as a society, able to produce these types of people...and still find ways to sleep at night?
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Old 2006-08-17, 04:49 AM   #2
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Today my dad and I went to Subway and asked for a 12" long savory turkey breast sandwich on wheat bread. When we asked if it was actually going to be savory as advertised, the lady (teenager) looked at us funny. She didn't know what it meant. Then we asked the other employee. Same deal.
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Old 2006-08-17, 04:55 AM   #3
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Today my dad and I went to Subway and asked for a 12" long savory turkey breast sandwich on wheat bread. When we asked if it was actually going to be savory as advertised, the lady (teenager) looked at us funny. She didn't know what it meant. Then we asked the other employee. Same deal.
a few weeks ago i went to subway and the lady (teenager) was cutting the bread and sliced half way through her thumb. then her and the other lady working there went out back and didn't come back for 10-15 minutes.
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Old 2006-08-17, 05:19 AM   #4
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We sleep with visions of Miss Teen USA jumping on a trampoline. Works for me. Better than counting sheep.
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Old 2006-08-17, 05:23 AM   #5
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We sleep with visions of Miss Teen USA jumping on a trampoline. Works for me. Better than counting sheep.
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Old 2006-08-17, 05:34 AM   #7
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Old 2006-08-17, 05:59 AM   #8
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Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the answer to a question by the winner of Miss Teen USA:

Judge: What does Integrity mean to you?

Miss Montana: Integrity...to me...means....making a goal...and working towards the goal...and staying with the goal...till you reach the end of that goal....thats what integrity means to me.


How are we, as a society, able to produce these types of people...and still find ways to sleep at night?
How are we, as a society, able to produce people who watch that show...and still find wasy to sleep at night?
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Old 2006-08-17, 01:11 PM   #12
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How are we, as a society, able to produce people who watch that show...and still find wasy to sleep at night?
You've got one point JJuggle (mind if I call you Raphael?).
Fortunately we do not have "miss teen France" contest, but we still have a lot of crappy TV shows (no pun intended but most of those come from the US).
Last week I was watching TV, desperately trying to find something interesting to watch, when I saw a few seconds of "l'île de la tentation" (tentation Island), and I told myself "how can people be so stupid and go to this kind of show, what do they expect from such an "experience"?"
The answer was tough: "they expect stupid people like you (me) to watch them".
I turned the TV off but It's so easy to get caught by those b***s***, people watching the show feel so clever compared with those poor stupid men/women... It's a good and cheap way to get self satisfied

Back to the topic, this contest must be fun to watch: I guess it's a kind of human robot-fight,
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Old 2006-08-17, 01:56 PM   #13
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How are we, as a society, able to produce these types of people...and still find ways to sleep at night?
We, as individuals in society, are able to produce all types of people by ... not sleeping at night.
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You've got one point JJuggle (mind if I call you Raphael?).
Fortunately we do not have "miss teen France" contest, but we still have a lot of crappy TV shows...

... it's a good and cheap way to get self satisfied

Back to the topic, this contest must be fun to watch: I guess it's a kind of human robot-fight,
I did not happen to catch the Miss Teen USA competition, but I watch more than my share of crappy TV, so my comment should be taken with grain of salt.

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Old 2006-08-17, 06:16 PM   #15
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How are we, as a society, able to produce these types of people...and still find ways to sleep at night?
I'll answer that question in two parts.

Part A: We can produce these people because there's no license required for having children. We've dumbed down society to the point where Darwin can no longer "do his work" and a myriad of stupid people are multiplying like so many rabbits.

Part B: Society has relaxed it's view on those who aren't well-educated or cannot express themselves eloquently. We don't call people dumb anymore, they're challenged individuals. Heck, we even put them on reality TV shows and digitally parade them around the country for our entertainment. It's hip to be clueless and intelligence just isn't as sexy as it used to be. Meh.
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