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Flex Your Head
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Age: 28
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How do we sleep at night (miss teen usa content)?
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the answer to a question by the winner of Miss Teen USA:
Judge: What does Integrity mean to you? Miss Montana: Integrity...to me...means....making a goal...and working towards the goal...and staying with the goal...till you reach the end of that goal....thats what integrity means to me. How are we, as a society, able to produce these types of people...and still find ways to sleep at night?
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yeah.
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Chandler, AZ
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Today my dad and I went to Subway and asked for a 12" long savory turkey breast sandwich on wheat bread. When we asked if it was actually going to be savory as advertised, the lady (teenager) looked at us funny. She didn't know what it meant. Then we asked the other employee. Same deal.
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Brisbane Australia
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Guinness Mojo
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Portland, Oregon USA
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We sleep with visions of Miss Teen USA jumping on a trampoline. Works for me. Better than counting sheep.
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jumps stuff
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Brisbane Australia
Age: 23
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i get to sleep by wacking myself in the head with a mallet!
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I get places on 75% fewer wheels
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Irvine / Modesto
Age: 25
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I think most of the country gets to sleep with the aid of something called Tylenol PM.
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If I hear that tune one more time..
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i just dribbled
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ahahahaaaha
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Last of the Dogmato-Revisionists
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Threadjack surfer
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: France, NANTES (Bretagne)
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Fortunately we do not have "miss teen France" contest, but we still have a lot of crappy TV shows (no pun intended but most of those come from the US). Last week I was watching TV, desperately trying to find something interesting to watch, when I saw a few seconds of "l'île de la tentation" (tentation Island), and I told myself "how can people be so stupid and go to this kind of show, what do they expect from such an "experience"?" The answer was tough: "they expect stupid people like you (me) to watch them". I turned the TV off but It's so easy to get caught by those b***s***, people watching the show feel so clever compared with those poor stupid men/women... It's a good and cheap way to get self satisfied ![]() Back to the topic, this contest must be fun to watch: I guess it's a kind of human robot-fight,
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Location: Ringsted, Denmark
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Last of the Dogmato-Revisionists
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Please, feel free to call me Raphael.
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is what it is
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: hella Nor Cal
Age: 35
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Part A: We can produce these people because there's no license required for having children. We've dumbed down society to the point where Darwin can no longer "do his work" and a myriad of stupid people are multiplying like so many rabbits. Part B: Society has relaxed it's view on those who aren't well-educated or cannot express themselves eloquently. We don't call people dumb anymore, they're challenged individuals. Heck, we even put them on reality TV shows and digitally parade them around the country for our entertainment. It's hip to be clueless and intelligence just isn't as sexy as it used to be. Meh.
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