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An Amusing Incident
Unicycling along the canal lunchtime, with my jogging companion, we passed three young boys fishing. My friend says
"Caught anything lads?" Quick as a flash, the reply, from a lad who might have been about 12 years old: "Yeah, syphilis". I was so surprised that I fell off. Can't be many people who have UPD'd because of an STD. Nao
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2006-08-07, 12:06 PM
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i just dribbled
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he's been waiting years for someone to ask him thta, then he finally got to pull it off.
hahahaha
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2006-08-07, 12:18 PM
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he was probably just pretending to fish! then waited for weeks and weeks until someone asked him
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2006-08-07, 12:25 PM
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Get up on your roof!
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You'd probably catch syphilis (or worse!) from fishing in the Glasgow canals!
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2006-08-07, 01:24 PM
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As the father of a 12 year old girl, I find that story more than a little disturbing.
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2006-08-07, 03:00 PM
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 Seriously though, it amazes me how having a daughter completely changes your world. I was fortunate enough to have two, and now while they are young, it is great. Ten years from now, it will be hell. At least that is what I am preparing for.
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2006-08-07, 03:22 PM
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2006-08-07, 04:31 PM
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Stupid Asian tart riding that thing
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Agreed: good to know that their "sex education" has at least mentioned disease. However this incident was in one of the poorer areas of Manchester. The casual observer would not be blamed here for suspecting, from visual evidence alone, that any teenage girl not already pushing a pram, is visibly pregnant. I think I read that Clamidia levels in teenagers in Manchester hovers around 1 in 14. Very worrying. Nao
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The dress in which I unicycled was not THAT short, but in retrospect, I think that maybe the blue one would have been more appropriate to the terrain. |
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2006-08-07, 05:06 PM
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Point being there's really no telling how this kid learned of syphilis, what it is or how you catch it.
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2006-08-07, 05:15 PM
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better knowledgable than ignorant.
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2006-08-07, 05:19 PM
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Stupid Asian tart riding that thing
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Exactly, that's why I used the quotes. Nao
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The dress in which I unicycled was not THAT short, but in retrospect, I think that maybe the blue one would have been more appropriate to the terrain. |
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2006-08-07, 05:30 PM
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2006-08-07, 05:34 PM
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Okay, was it clearly syphallis? or could it have been something else and you just misunderstood?
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2006-08-07, 05:34 PM
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