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Time To Ride
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Brier, WA USA
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Have you ever done something so embarrassing or incriminating...?
I'm sometimes surprise with what gets posted on these fora.
So... Have you ever done something so embarrassing or incriminating that you would never admit it to anybody?
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Unicyclist, Linux Geek, & swell guy
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The skinny part of Idaho
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Recently at my school we had Arts Fest, which is a week full of assemblies where students perform artistic stuff or whatever...one guy, let's call him Matt, did a stand up comedy routine, and then towards the end he announced that he was going to tell everyone something that he has never told anyone before, because it is very embarrassing. What it was, see, is that while he was running practice in cross country one time, he started to feel really bad, so Coach told him to go back to the school and stretch and cool down. With about a mile left, his stomach was hurting him, and suddenly, his butt went SPLOOOSH! and a bunch of POOP came out...and he was wearing spandex. So instead of going back to school, he walked home, with his pants full of poop.
It was the funniest thing I have EVER heard. |
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Groovy!
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that would suck, but hes very brave, i would never have the courage to say something like that
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I think I read somewhere that crapping in spandex is called a Winston Churchill or something?
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Groovy!
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and since when do you wear spandex for cross country?
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A lot of people wear compression shorts (spandex type material) for a lot of sports (football baseball soccer etc...pretty much any sport where you have to run)
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SWAT Gallery SWAT webpage Arrow Racing Sixsixone "Obie is definately a trend setter, I got in to unicycling because of him, and came here because of him" - KJ-52 "try not to annoy the great Obie, for he is better than us." - Murde Mental Disclaimer: The above message was not intended to offend anyone. If you are offended I can take no responsibility for my actions because I don't feel like it. Also you are reading an internet newsgroup where not everyone will share your same views and beliefs, be able to take criticism and post/read threads at your own risk. |
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Groovy!
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o, so like underarmor?
and james, im sure he likes you now, that you posted it on the internet for all to see
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Life's a beach
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If I have, I'm not going to tell you.
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Happy Wal-Mart Employee
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: NYC, USA
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I know someone who jacked off a thread on Unicyclist.com.
I'll wait for him to out himself....
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If I hear that tune one more time..
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That's a hilarious story, Matt |
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Bill Hugo
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Yes.
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Antigonish, NS, Canada
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JP's reminded me of one from our winter carnival. We have this thing called ironman, where its like a competition where you do different things and eat weird food and junk on stage. One of the challenges was to say the best pickupline to one of our vice principals, the girls said it to the male one and the guys said it to the female one. So they went through with a few obvious ones "Are those astronaut pants..." etc, etc. Some were funny, some not. It got to the last guy who was grade twelve and he said to our vice principal (female) "Don't turn this rape into murder." The entire school (it was an assemblie type dealy) just went silent and nobody talked to that guy for a week.
David
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King of Carnies
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If anything embarrassing happens to me, ill tell anyone =p and i really dont get embarrassed at all, so ill just find it funny then type it up in a thread somewhere
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Ringsted, Denmark
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Yes.
It wouldn't be the end of the world if you knew. It's telling that's the problem. |
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