[For Sale] Shoppin' for the uni-riders on your list:

[dogzilla]

Thought I'd mercilessly toot my own horn and remind everyone to do your holiday shoppin' at:

http://www.cafepress.com/unicycles

[subsonic87]

Oh, I mean, awesome products. I would definitely consider getting one o' dems if they weren't all white. It's no my color (not "in my essence" as my friend would say).

[dogzilla]

Yeah, that's the downside to doing CafePress. You can only get colors they can do their prints on- there's always the rumor that they've worked out a way to do sublimation printing on black shirts. Their business is huge now, but it'll be monsterous huge when they can print on black.

On the upside, they do Crimmus cards and tree ornaments for those of us old enough to send cards and hang %$#@ on fake trees in the living room. Those don't have to be on black backgrounds.

[dogzilla]

I'm stupid.

I went back and checked my cafepress store (Thanks, by the way, Janice S in CA, and Mark W in Cambridgeshire) and the Black Shirts are a go. So if the spam's not too much for ya, subsonic, there's black Ts now. I added 'em a minute ago.

[forrestunifreak]

Hey, Andrew Carter is on a T-shirt!

[subsonic87]

Originally Posted by dogzilla

Yeah, that's the downside to doing CafePress. You can only get colors they can do their prints on- there's always the rumor that they've worked out a way to do sublimation printing on black shirts. Their business is huge now, but it'll be monsterous huge when they can print on black.

On the upside, they do Crimmus cards and tree ornaments for those of us old enough to send cards and hang %$#@ on fake trees in the living room. Those don't have to be on black backgrounds.

Oo oo! I gotta check those out! Maybe somethin' new for my Chistmas list...

[subsonic87]

Hmmmm. I'm not too keen on that design that's on the black shirt. I would like it if this came in black, though.

[dogzilla]

Yep, and Andrew was kind enough to use my cartoon of him for his avatar. Andrew's my hero, and I wanna be him if I grow up.

I've gotta upgrade to a premium cafepress site and pay 'em money if I want to have more than one black shirt on the site. I plan to do it, but I also have to change up the art so that it'll work on black. I've got another design ready to go, too, so I better get on the stick.

Got some cartoons due at the syndicate before I can get to it, though. Technically, I'm loafing right now.

[dogzilla]

Oh, and another thing. That is one fine wooden jail ceiling. I need to prevent my wife from learning that such a thing exists, or I'll have to get another home improvement loan.

[subsonic87]

Originally Posted by dogzilla

Oh, and another thing. That is one fine wooden jail ceiling. I need to prevent my wife from learning that such a thing exists, or I'll have to get another home improvement loan.

Yeah, nice little jail accomodations, eh? Not cheap, either (that one probably cost upwards of 500,000 or something). Just remember that if you do decide to buy your own jail ceiling (or other type of ceiling), think "9Wood" and not "Rulon" or "Armstrong."

[dogzilla]

I'm in Memphis. I'm afraid to ask how much that'd add to the price...
"Yeah, we'll fly the guys in on thursday to install the Craftsman style wooden ceiling. We'll be at the airport at 4:15 a.m. Bring your credit card. What hotel have you booked us into?"

[dogzilla]

Anyone else have a request before I spruce up the cafepress/unicycles store?

[abbabibble]

you need to offer one of those "Ha ha ha ha 'Wheres My other wheel!' Hahahaha that's funny! idiot..." Shirts if no one offers them already...

[dogzilla]

I've got this one I did back in the summer...
Will it do, or should I spruce it up?

http://www.cafepress.com/unicycles.14808860

[dogzilla]

Thanks, Donna in Ontario!


And if you're a unicycling friend of Donna's in Ontario... well, I have NO idea what you're getting for Christmas.