A question that seems to come to mind everytime Total Uni (Evan Byrne) posts.

[Evan Byrne]

Id like to know how phil buys all his unis, hes buying atleast 3 every week, and still marryed?! WHATS UP WITH DAT

[litldude2]

Hah, dont change the subject evan!

Anyway,

Originally Posted by pdc

Well I'm thankful that he's a man of means. That's my old Muni he on in that picture.

And i made that hat

Originally Posted by catboy

Have you ever met evan in person? He's much smaller in real life. Looks like he's just hitting 5 feet tall at the most.

Well I am 5' and he's taller than me

[burjzyntski]

1) Although there is no shortage of buyers, selling dope doesn't make much profit around these parts..so a little birdy tells me.

2) I think he has rich-ish parents. I mean, California, as far as I know, has a pretty high cost-of-living. If the COL is high, then people must earn more money to stay "middle-class" (using the term loosely because it varies from area to area). Since the price of unicycles doesn't vary from place to place, they have that much extra money to put into purchasing them.

3) Evan is definately short, and young, and posing on that unicycle for the picture. I mean, I don't think he landed like that and someone took a picture.

4)

Id like to know how phil buys all his unis, hes buying atleast 3 every week, and still marryed?! WHATS UP WITH DAT

Don't change the subject, the spotlight is still on you in this thread ! He probably works hard for the money he earns, just like the rest of us drug deale..err...hard workers..(jk )

I can't wait until I start making money at the place I'm interning (Information Services Dept. at the Martin Memorial Hospital). I'm going to buy a KH20, a nice splined Qu-Ax, or, maybe, a Coker. I've been toying with the idea of a Coker lately...

Look at that^, I managed to stray from the subject of the thread yet again.. d'oh!

[flyer]

A lot of it is often perception too. I'm a great fan of the electronic toys, and I usually buy one now and again when I have some spare cash. Now often, when people see me that don't see me much, I have a new toy to show them. They then get the impression all I ever spend my money on is electronic goodies. Little do they know I also have a debilitating unicycle habit.

[chosen]

hes hustlin. big time.