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Old 2005-10-20, 01:02 AM   #1
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A question that seems to come to mind everytime Total Uni (Evan Byrne) posts.

Now, usually I'm not the type to single people out... but meh I'll give it a go.

Here's a question I'm sure we've all wondered to ourselves:

"How (and why) does Evan keep buying all these new "toys"?".

By this I mean it seems to me that atleast once a month there would be a thread about him building some new super-robust (and likewise expensive) bc wheel, planning on purchasing the equipment to assemble not one but TWO street unicycles etc (I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about)

So tell us Evan, you sellin' dope to your high-school buddies?
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Old 2005-10-20, 01:21 AM   #2
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Maybe his great great grand-daddy had lots of slaves and made money in the cotton business...

Or he has a job and only spends his money on unis...
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Old 2005-10-20, 01:27 AM   #3
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I'd be more willing to beleive the grand-daddy story... I guess we'll just wait to see what he has to say.

Maybe he'll teach us his secret and we can rejoice in material wealth aswell!
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Old 2005-10-20, 01:29 AM   #4
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Maybe his great great grand-daddy had lots of slaves and made money in the cotton business...
Or he has a job and only spends his money on unis...
well, he's like seven, so I don't think he has a job yet.
just kiddin!
about the being seven part, not the I don't think he has a job yet part.
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He could be a man-whore
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Old 2005-10-20, 01:39 AM   #6
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could be... but wait... Shouldn't we be feeling sorry for him then? As in: "oh poor kid was depreived of a childhood" and whatnot? I guess not though... he DOES have all these neat toys!

edit to what DK said: "Boy-whore"
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Old 2005-10-20, 01:42 AM   #7
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Hes no boy....


Haven't you seen pictures of Evan shirtless? Hes quite the beast

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Old 2005-10-20, 01:58 AM   #8
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job?
if he has a job i dont think he is making enough to earn like 400 a month i am 15 and finding a job is pretty hard, let alone making 400 dollars a month, but maybe all he ever does is work?
but then how did he get so good? is he some kind of super human?
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Old 2005-10-20, 04:55 AM   #9
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Hes no boy....


Haven't you seen pictures of Evan shirtless? Hes quite the beast
Have you ever met evan in person? He's much smaller in real life. Looks like he's just hitting 5 feet tall at the most.
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Old 2005-10-20, 06:40 AM   #10
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Well I think he jsut has a lot of money..you ever seen his house?? But he makes alot of stuff himself since he has his own machining stuff...
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Old 2005-10-20, 10:23 AM   #11
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Rich parents.
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Old 2005-10-20, 10:36 AM   #12
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It's kind of like talking behind his back, yet... not.

This thread is dirty.

Maybe he just works alot? What else does a youngin' spend money on? Certainly not rent or food... Why not just ask him? Why does it freakin' matter?
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It's kind of like talking behind his back, yet... not.

This thread is dirty.

Maybe he just works alot? What else does a youngin' spend money on? Certainly not rent or food... Why not just ask him? Why does it freakin' matter?

Yeah, but he will see it soon. I don't think he will be offended by us saying he has rich parents. He probably realizes that his parents are at least well off.

The only thing I can't understand is why he gets a new uni every month or two and his parents let him sell the old ones.
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Old 2005-10-20, 12:57 PM   #14
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Well I'm thankful that he's a man of means. That's my old Muni he on in that picture.
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Old 2005-10-20, 05:47 PM   #15
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HAHA, this is a funny thread, i usualy sell somehting to get somehting, i sold my p-file trials to get my new bcs. I sold my coker and giraffe and 16" and 12" for my street uni
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