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A question that seems to come to mind everytime Total Uni (Evan Byrne) posts.
Now, usually I'm not the type to single people out... but meh I'll give it a go.
Here's a question I'm sure we've all wondered to ourselves: "How (and why) does Evan keep buying all these new "toys"?". By this I mean it seems to me that atleast once a month there would be a thread about him building some new super-robust (and likewise expensive) bc wheel, planning on purchasing the equipment to assemble not one but TWO street unicycles etc (I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about) So tell us Evan, you sellin' dope to your high-school buddies?
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2005-10-20, 01:21 AM
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Maybe his great great grand-daddy had lots of slaves and made money in the cotton business...
Or he has a job and only spends his money on unis...
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2005-10-20, 01:27 AM
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I'd be more willing to beleive the grand-daddy story... I guess we'll just wait to see what he has to say.
Maybe he'll teach us his secret and we can rejoice in material wealth aswell!
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2005-10-20, 01:29 AM
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just kiddin! about the being seven part, not the I don't think he has a job yet part. |
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2005-10-20, 01:32 AM
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He could be a man-whore
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2005-10-20, 01:39 AM
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could be... but wait... Shouldn't we be feeling sorry for him then? As in: "oh poor kid was depreived of a childhood" and whatnot? I guess not though... he DOES have all these neat toys!
edit to what DK said: "Boy-whore"
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2005-10-20, 01:42 AM
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Hes no boy....
Haven't you seen pictures of Evan shirtless? Hes quite the beast 
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2005-10-20, 01:58 AM
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job?
if he has a job i dont think he is making enough to earn like 400 a month i am 15 and finding a job is pretty hard, let alone making 400 dollars a month, but maybe all he ever does is work? but then how did he get so good? is he some kind of super human?
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2005-10-20, 04:55 AM
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2005-10-20, 06:40 AM
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Well I think he jsut has a lot of money..you ever seen his house?? But he makes alot of stuff himself since he has his own machining stuff...
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2005-10-20, 10:23 AM
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Rich parents.
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SWAT Gallery SWAT webpage Arrow Racing Sixsixone "Obie is definately a trend setter, I got in to unicycling because of him, and came here because of him" - KJ-52 "try not to annoy the great Obie, for he is better than us." - Murde Mental Disclaimer: The above message was not intended to offend anyone. If you are offended I can take no responsibility for my actions because I don't feel like it. Also you are reading an internet newsgroup where not everyone will share your same views and beliefs, be able to take criticism and post/read threads at your own risk. |
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2005-10-20, 10:36 AM
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I had a thing in here one time!
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It's kind of like talking behind his back, yet... not.
This thread is dirty. Maybe he just works alot? What else does a youngin' spend money on? Certainly not rent or food... Why not just ask him? Why does it freakin' matter? |
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2005-10-20, 10:39 AM
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Yeah, but he will see it soon. I don't think he will be offended by us saying he has rich parents. He probably realizes that his parents are at least well off. The only thing I can't understand is why he gets a new uni every month or two and his parents let him sell the old ones.
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SWAT Gallery SWAT webpage Arrow Racing Sixsixone "Obie is definately a trend setter, I got in to unicycling because of him, and came here because of him" - KJ-52 "try not to annoy the great Obie, for he is better than us." - Murde Mental Disclaimer: The above message was not intended to offend anyone. If you are offended I can take no responsibility for my actions because I don't feel like it. Also you are reading an internet newsgroup where not everyone will share your same views and beliefs, be able to take criticism and post/read threads at your own risk. |
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2005-10-20, 12:57 PM
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Well I'm thankful that he's a man of means. That's my old Muni he on in that picture.
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2005-10-20, 05:47 PM
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Why am i here? I dont unicycle.
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HAHA, this is a funny thread, i usualy sell somehting to get somehting, i sold my p-file trials to get my new bcs. I sold my coker and giraffe and 16" and 12" for my street uni
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