my coker is armed

The Yang · 2005-07-28, 02:35 AM

A while ago, a friend of mine told me to launch bottle rockets from my uni. So I gave it a shot, thanks to my trusty GB handle, I can slide a bottle rocket down the tube, light it and fire off rocket after rocket, and the best part is, they appear to come from my crotch!

Anybody else manage to arm their unis with any unique equipment?

munidobs · 2005-07-28, 11:43 AM

HA HA HA HA !!!!

"Where's your other ..."

Whoosh ! - "Take that, sucker!"

You've just got to post some pics.

I'm looking for a way to mount a wooden keg of a high quality foaming english real ale onto the 36"er and a delivery mechanism to facilitate imbibement without dismount. That'd keep the average ride-speed up nicely.

napalm · 2005-07-28, 12:18 PM

well i suppose it is cheating a little because it is not attached directly to my unicycle, but i have fired my trusty fruit bazooka (an apple goes about 170m's and a semi frozen orange about 200m) while riding my 24" muni. The recoil is a little hard to get used to but after a few goes i got it without UPDing.

tylercox · 2005-07-28, 04:59 PM

Those are dangerous, my dad won't let me play with even toy guns because they're violent and dangerous.

forrestunifreak · 2005-07-28, 05:19 PM

I've thrown them while riding before, does that count?

Dang. Be careful with those bottle rockets. On the 3rd of july me and a couple of my freinds rode down to the bridge to throw bottle rockets into the river. We unicycled, so of course I put them in my pocket. UH OH. I got to the bridge, I got of my uni and was watching my freind do somthing, when 25 bottle rockets (the screaming kind, too) went off in my pocket, all at once. Burned my pocket off! They thought it was funny to see me jumping around trying to pull live fireworks out of my burning pants.

DK · 2005-07-28, 06:47 PM

haha I've go a potato cannon, but haven't fired it on my uni yet...

habbywall · 2005-07-28, 07:20 PM

could you please give me a link on how to make that potoato canon and the fruit launcher since my ozee is getting kinda boring attached to the bottom of my seat(blowing trees to smithereines isn't much fun anymore)

DigitalDave · 2005-07-28, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by habbywall
could you please give me a link on how to make that potoato canon and the fruit launcher since my ozee is getting kinda boring attached to the bottom of my seat(blowing trees to smithereines isn't much fun anymore)

http://www.spudtech.com/

this site should keep you pyros happy for alittle while ..

john_childs · 2005-07-28, 11:13 PM

You have obviously not seen the launching barrel on my Coker.

Just be good and don't burn someone's house down by firing a bottle rocket onto someones porch or roof or into a dry field of grass.

john_childs · 2005-07-28, 11:15 PM

Oh, forgot to attach a pic:

2005-07-28, 02:35 AM	#1
The Yang Everything with practice Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Des Moines, Iowa Age: 26 Posts: 126	my coker is armed A while ago, a friend of mine told me to launch bottle rockets from my uni. So I gave it a shot, thanks to my trusty GB handle, I can slide a bottle rocket down the tube, light it and fire off rocket after rocket, and the best part is, they appear to come from my crotch! Anybody else manage to arm their unis with any unique equipment? __________________ "Dude, I once saw a unicycle breastfeed a flamingo back to health" -Random drunk rantings of a drunk man

2005-07-28, 12:18 PM	#3
napalm Because i can. Join Date: May 2003 Location: Bar Beach, Newcastle, Australia Age: 25 Posts: 957	well i suppose it is cheating a little because it is not attached directly to my unicycle, but i have fired my trusty fruit bazooka (an apple goes about 170m's and a semi frozen orange about 200m) while riding my 24" muni. The recoil is a little hard to get used to but after a few goes i got it without UPDing. Attached Images __________________ Find out about my latest Enduro XC rides and races at my blog. http://www.markandhisunicycle.wordpress.com

2005-07-28, 05:19 PM	#5
forrestunifreak is in college. and on magazines. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Montana, USA Age: 23 Posts: 8,071	I've thrown them while riding before, does that count? Dang. Be careful with those bottle rockets. On the 3rd of july me and a couple of my freinds rode down to the bridge to throw bottle rockets into the river. We unicycled, so of course I put them in my pocket. UH OH. I got to the bridge, I got of my uni and was watching my freind do somthing, when 25 bottle rockets (the screaming kind, too) went off in my pocket, all at once. Burned my pocket off! They thought it was funny to see me jumping around trying to pull live fireworks out of my burning pants. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

2005-07-28, 07:20 PM	#7
habbywall Groovy! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Michigan Age: 23 Posts: 4,802	could you please give me a link on how to make that potoato canon and the fruit launcher since my ozee is getting kinda boring attached to the bottom of my seat(blowing trees to smithereines isn't much fun anymore) __________________ Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.

2005-07-28, 11:13 PM	#9
john_childs Guinness Mojo Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Portland, Oregon USA Posts: 12,420	You have obviously not seen the launching barrel on my Coker. Just be good and don't burn someone's house down by firing a bottle rocket onto someones porch or roof or into a dry field of grass. __________________ john_childs (att) hotmail (dott) com Team Never Wash Your Muni My Gallery :: Unicycling Bookmark List :: World Clock

2005-07-28, 11:43 AM	#2
munidobs Level - probably not ! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Rugby, UK Posts: 184	HA HA HA HA !!!! "Where's your other ..." Whoosh ! - "Take that, sucker!" You've just got to post some pics. I'm looking for a way to mount a wooden keg of a high quality foaming english real ale onto the 36"er and a delivery mechanism to facilitate imbibement without dismount. That'd keep the average ride-speed up nicely.

2005-07-28, 04:59 PM	#4
tylercox Newsgroup User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Washington Age: 19 Posts: 3	Those are dangerous, my dad won't let me play with even toy guns because they're violent and dangerous.

2005-07-28, 11:15 PM	#10
john_childs Guinness Mojo Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Portland, Oregon USA Posts: 12,420	Oh, forgot to attach a pic: Attached Images __________________ john_childs (att) hotmail (dott) com Team Never Wash Your Muni My Gallery :: Unicycling Bookmark List :: World Clock

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