Gallery of remarkable comments - Page 4

tennisgh22 · 2004-10-11, 05:01 AM

50 year old lady walking by: "i probably couldn't even ride 20 feet on that!"

-grant

onetiredguy · 2004-10-11, 05:48 AM

Here's one that I received from a an Omaha Police officer who was on a horse!

police: "No bikes on the sidewalk!"

me: "That's good, it's not a bike"

police: "well, if you really want to get smart I can arrest you and then we can talk about it"

me: "I think ill just walk it back to my car"

2004-10-11, 05:53 AM

On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 21:01:28 -0500, "onewheeljoe" wrote:

>onewheeljoe - Former Cyclist

Why did you quit uniCYCLING? :-)

Klaas Bil - Newsgroup Addict
--
"The more you think, the less you have to do. - Leo Vandewoestijne"

me7777 · 2004-12-24, 10:52 AM

hey, onetiredguy... Im not sure about this. and there is probably another thread about it, but legaly it is not a bicycle... but then your not a pedestrian either. oh well.

I was in london south bank a few months ago with some fellow unicyclists, a guy called joe, he has only been riding for 6 months. but we were riding near this kind of underground skatepark. There wer a bunch of mountain bikers taking photo's of eachother jumping a stair set (I think it was a 9 or 10 set) and they all looked at joe who was powering full throttle towards them and said stuff like

"what the F*ck are you doing you d*ck"
"F*ing unicycles"... ect. ect.

the he jumped and cleard the stairs, which shut them up straight away... I was amazed he had done it myself... !

GILD · 2004-12-24, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by me7777
then he jumped and cleared the stairs

eloquent, very eloquent

ICP8456 · 2004-12-24, 09:37 PM

Quote:

[the he jumped and cleard the stairs, which shut them up straight away... I was amazed he had done it myself... ! [/B]

Hell yea

GizmoDuck · 2004-12-25, 09:38 AM

Lot's of comments similar to the above, but the best ones:

"you got balls made of coconuts"- 12hr Mountainbike race

"I can't believe I'm drafting behind a unicyclist"- 100mile cycling event

"Wow, a half bike"...tandem unicyclists
"Hehe, a Siamese unicycle" Me

Uniwitold · 2004-12-25, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GILD
eloquent, very eloquent

Hi !!!Namaste!!! I ,accidentaly, had a lunch with
God- today-(Christmas)- of all days.Salut!

die-hard uni · 2004-12-27, 02:41 AM

someone once said "now he's got a reason to grab his crotch" while i was hopping.

UniBrier · 2004-12-27, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GizmoDuck
"Wow, a half bike"...tandem unicyclists

Tandemists refer to their single seater bicycles as half-bikes.

I do not believe unicycles are half-bikes. Half a single with only one wheel would technically be UNI, not BI. The tandemists' half bike is still a bike.

Great comment though.

Steve, Unicyclist and Tandemist (got to keep the rider to wheel ratio at one to one).

(BTW, if you ever need to search tandem and bike list archives for Internet-BOB, RBW (Rivendell Bicycle Works), Touring Today, Saluki (Saluki Owners' Bunch), Framebuilders Today, Tandem@hobbes, Classic Rendezvous, Seawheels Today, SIR Today, & WET go to http://search.bikelist.org/ . You can search all the lists or each individually).

brockfisher05 · 2004-12-27, 04:28 AM

I was riding once and this ladie pointed me out to her kids and she said look kids that boy is missing a wheel and one of her kids turned to her and said "mom your so dumb he is suppost to have only one wheel" oh good I laughed so hard

eljest · 2004-12-27, 05:27 AM

one guy said ones this:

" a man is born with two legs, growing up with one wheel "

Simon

2004-10-11, 05:01 AM	#46
tennisgh22 Haha you fool Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: rockville, maryland (right near washington. d.c.) Age: 25 Posts: 676	50 year old lady walking by: "i probably couldn't even ride 20 feet on that!" -grant __________________ The word gullible is written above my avatar!

2004-10-11, 05:48 AM	#47
onetiredguy Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 14	comments Here's one that I received from a an Omaha Police officer who was on a horse! police: "No bikes on the sidewalk!" me: "That's good, it's not a bike" police: "well, if you really want to get smart I can arrest you and then we can talk about it" me: "I think ill just walk it back to my car" __________________ I invented popular videos games such as "Dig Dug" and "Q-Bert" I also came up with the name "Frogger." Can you believe they wanted to name it "Highway Crossing Frog"?

2004-10-11, 05:53 AM	#48
Klaas Bil Newsgroup User Posts: n/a	Re: Gallery of remarkable comments On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 21:01:28 -0500, "onewheeljoe" wrote: >onewheeljoe - Former Cyclist Why did you quit uniCYCLING? :-) Klaas Bil - Newsgroup Addict -- "The more you think, the less you have to do. - Leo Vandewoestijne"

2004-12-25, 09:38 AM	#52
GizmoDuck Uni Hour Record Holder 29.993km Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wellington, New Zealand/ Middle of NSW, Australia Posts: 3,411	Lot's of comments similar to the above, but the best ones: "you got balls made of coconuts"- 12hr Mountainbike race "I can't believe I'm drafting behind a unicyclist"- 100mile cycling event "Wow, a half bike"...tandem unicyclists "Hehe, a Siamese unicycle" Me __________________ Adventure Unicyclist Unitour Slideshows: SINZ: The South Island, New Zealand Unitour Induni: The India Unicycle Tour Monguni: The Mongolia Unicycle Tour

2004-12-27, 02:41 AM	#54
die-hard uni Electic Wizard Join Date: May 2004 Location: Soquel, Santa Cruz, California Posts: 27	someone once said "now he's got a reason to grab his crotch" while i was hopping. __________________ "I already gave my best. I have no regrets at all." -William Hung

2004-12-24, 10:52 AM	#49
me7777 the byronator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: leighton buzzard Age: 26 Posts: 21	hey, onetiredguy... Im not sure about this. and there is probably another thread about it, but legaly it is not a bicycle... but then your not a pedestrian either. oh well. I was in london south bank a few months ago with some fellow unicyclists, a guy called joe, he has only been riding for 6 months. but we were riding near this kind of underground skatepark. There wer a bunch of mountain bikers taking photo's of eachother jumping a stair set (I think it was a 9 or 10 set) and they all looked at joe who was powering full throttle towards them and said stuff like "what the Fck are you doing you dck" "F*ing unicycles"... ect. ect. the he jumped and cleard the stairs, which shut them up straight away... I was amazed he had done it myself... !

2004-12-27, 04:28 AM	#56
brockfisher05 THE YAM FATHER Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Vancouver British Columbia Age: 24 Posts: 1,261	I was riding once and this ladie pointed me out to her kids and she said look kids that boy is missing a wheel and one of her kids turned to her and said "mom your so dumb he is suppost to have only one wheel" oh good I laughed so hard __________________ email me! brockfisher05@gmail.com

2004-12-27, 05:27 AM	#57
eljest Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jiellivarre, North Sweden Posts: 305	one guy said ones this: " a man is born with two legs, growing up with one wheel " Simon

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