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Old 2004-09-25, 01:15 PM   #1
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gallery of unicycle jokes

I know theres already a clean jokes thread(somwere)but this is for unicycle jokes.(it can be anything funny related to unicycles).



come on,it'll be fun.
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Old 2004-09-25, 01:37 PM   #2
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I'll start off with the most common ones which aren't funny, but I guess they still qualify as jokes, just bad ones.

Where's your other wheel?
Where'es your handle bars?
You've only got half a bike.
Was that bike half price?
Look, it's a tricycle.
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Old 2004-09-26, 10:14 AM   #3
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Q. Why did Bob fall off his unicycle?

A. Because Bob's a fish!
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Old 2004-10-02, 04:03 PM   #4
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Old 2004-10-02, 04:12 PM   #5
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I think there should be a 'stupid human reactions' thread.

I got ALOT of stories for that one ... lol
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Old 2004-10-02, 09:23 PM   #6
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"The best mantinence for your unicycle is to ride it regularly, as the keeps the eccentric nut on the saddle in shape." (I read this somewhere on the forum, but I don't remember where.)
"Why is it people are impressed by more balls and less wheels? Things would be so much simpler if they wanted less balls and more wheels."
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Old 2007-07-12, 04:48 PM   #7
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One time, three of my friends were riding unis together and this guy was like, "hey put together you guys only have 1 and a half bikes."
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Old 2007-07-12, 05:33 PM   #8
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i find the most common one is "couldnt you afford the other wheel then!!!"
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Old 2007-07-12, 06:17 PM   #9
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Quote:
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Where's your other wheel?
Where'es your handle bars?
You've only got half a bike.
Was that bike half price?
Look, it's a tricycle.
Those aren't jokes, they're the first half of riddles. It's our job to have the second half ready.

Or you can call them stupid comments.
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I think there should be a 'stupid human reactions' thread.

I got ALOT of stories for that one ... lol
It might be more useful to revive one of the older threads that already covers most of the common ones, so we can add to that. Look for "snappy comebacks" and "stupid comments."
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Old 2007-07-12, 06:24 PM   #10
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It saves twice as much gas as riding a bicycle. I wave to twice as many friends and the dogs only chase me half as far.
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Old 2007-07-12, 06:28 PM   #11
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The drunks are terrible here

They kept stealing my bicycle and I got sick of only getting it back half the time. Now anyone that's past half drunk has to leave it alone.
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Old 2007-07-12, 06:43 PM   #12
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It used to be kind of stressful at times., until I learned the secret was meditation. What comes around goes around. As long as I don't forget that, the whole world remains in balance.
There was this cop who kept busting me for not having a bell on my handlebars. So now I always carry a picture of my handle bars.
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Old 2007-07-12, 06:49 PM   #13
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I used to think I was really good

Until I saw a video on you tube of this guy riding down a set of stairs, so I just had to try it. I broke my neck before I even got to the bottom !
Really ?
No , just kidding. I made it all the way down.
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Old 2007-07-12, 07:28 PM   #14
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Unicycle jokes?

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Old 2007-07-12, 09:19 PM   #15
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that's a good one!
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