gallery of unicycle jokes

forrestunifreak · 2004-09-25, 01:15 PM

I know theres already a clean jokes thread(somwere)but this is for unicycle jokes.(it can be anything funny related to unicycles).

come on,it'll be fun.

Robbie · 2004-09-25, 01:37 PM

I'll start off with the most common ones which aren't funny, but I guess they still qualify as jokes, just bad ones.

Where's your other wheel?
Where'es your handle bars?
You've only got half a bike.
Was that bike half price?
Look, it's a tricycle.

munimanpete · 2004-09-26, 10:14 AM

Q. Why did Bob fall off his unicycle?

A. Because Bob's a fish!

forrestunifreak · 2004-10-02, 04:03 PM

Give blood.

Go unicycling!

DigitalDave · 2004-10-02, 04:12 PM

I think there should be a 'stupid human reactions' thread.

I got ALOT of stories for that one ... lol

jsm · 2004-10-02, 09:23 PM

"The best mantinence for your unicycle is to ride it regularly, as the keeps the eccentric nut on the saddle in shape." (I read this somewhere on the forum, but I don't remember where.)
"Why is it people are impressed by more balls and less wheels? Things would be so much simpler if they wanted less balls and more wheels."

tomuni977 · 2007-07-12, 04:48 PM

One time, three of my friends were riding unis together and this guy was like, "hey put together you guys only have 1 and a half bikes."

jamesbaa · 2007-07-12, 05:33 PM

i find the most common one is "couldnt you afford the other wheel then!!!"

johnfoss · 2007-07-12, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie

Where's your other wheel?
Where'es your handle bars?
You've only got half a bike.
Was that bike half price?
Look, it's a tricycle.

Those aren't jokes, they're the first half of riddles. It's our job to have the second half ready.

Or you can call them stupid comments.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DigitalDave

I think there should be a 'stupid human reactions' thread.

I got ALOT of stories for that one ... lol

It might be more useful to revive one of the older threads that already covers most of the common ones, so we can add to that. Look for "snappy comebacks" and "stupid comments."

feel the light · 2007-07-12, 06:24 PM

It saves twice as much gas as riding a bicycle. I wave to twice as many friends and the dogs only chase me half as far.

feel the light · 2007-07-12, 06:28 PM

They kept stealing my bicycle and I got sick of only getting it back half the time. Now anyone that's past half drunk has to leave it alone.

feel the light · 2007-07-12, 06:43 PM

It used to be kind of stressful at times., until I learned the secret was meditation. What comes around goes around. As long as I don't forget that, the whole world remains in balance.
There was this cop who kept busting me for not having a bell on my handlebars. So now I always carry a picture of my handle bars.

feel the light · 2007-07-12, 06:49 PM

Until I saw a video on you tube of this guy riding down a set of stairs, so I just had to try it. I broke my neck before I even got to the bottom !
Really ?
No , just kidding. I made it all the way down.

dudewithasock · 2007-07-12, 07:28 PM

Unicycle jokes?

Mullethunter · 2007-07-12, 09:19 PM

that's a good one!

2004-09-25, 01:15 PM	#1
forrestunifreak is in college. and on magazines. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Montana, USA Age: 23 Posts: 8,071	gallery of unicycle jokes I know theres already a clean jokes thread(somwere)but this is for unicycle jokes.(it can be anything funny related to unicycles). come on,it'll be fun. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

2004-09-25, 01:37 PM	#2
Robbie Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 822	I'll start off with the most common ones which aren't funny, but I guess they still qualify as jokes, just bad ones. Where's your other wheel? Where'es your handle bars? You've only got half a bike. Was that bike half price? Look, it's a tricycle. __________________ Quick, get the access codes!

2004-09-26, 10:14 AM	#3
munimanpete the unicycling kiwi Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Nelson, New Zealand Age: 24 Posts: 922	Q. Why did Bob fall off his unicycle? A. Because Bob's a fish! __________________ www.muniman.2ya.com www.unicycletips.com www.unicycle.co.nz

2004-10-02, 04:03 PM	#4
forrestunifreak is in college. and on magazines. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Montana, USA Age: 23 Posts: 8,071	Give blood. Go unicycling! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

2007-07-12, 06:28 PM	#11
feel the light level 1 fat guy Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Key West, FL Posts: 2,523	The drunks are terrible here They kept stealing my bicycle and I got sick of only getting it back half the time. Now anyone that's past half drunk has to leave it alone.

2004-10-02, 04:12 PM	#5
DigitalDave Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: lalaland Posts: 1,217	I think there should be a 'stupid human reactions' thread. I got ALOT of stories for that one ... lol

2004-10-02, 09:23 PM	#6
jsm Freestyler Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Spokane, WA USA Age: 24 Posts: 897	"The best mantinence for your unicycle is to ride it regularly, as the keeps the eccentric nut on the saddle in shape." (I read this somewhere on the forum, but I don't remember where.) "Why is it people are impressed by more balls and less wheels? Things would be so much simpler if they wanted less balls and more wheels."

2007-07-12, 04:48 PM	#7
tomuni977 unicycala Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Saint John, NB Age: 20 Posts: 13	One time, three of my friends were riding unis together and this guy was like, "hey put together you guys only have 1 and a half bikes."

2007-07-12, 05:33 PM	#8
jamesbaa Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: surrey (near heathrow) Age: 25 Posts: 23	i find the most common one is "couldnt you afford the other wheel then!!!"

2007-07-12, 06:24 PM	#10
feel the light level 1 fat guy Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Key West, FL Posts: 2,523	It saves twice as much gas as riding a bicycle. I wave to twice as many friends and the dogs only chase me half as far.

2007-07-12, 06:43 PM	#12
feel the light level 1 fat guy Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Key West, FL Posts: 2,523	It used to be kind of stressful at times., until I learned the secret was meditation. What comes around goes around. As long as I don't forget that, the whole world remains in balance. There was this cop who kept busting me for not having a bell on my handlebars. So now I always carry a picture of my handle bars.

2007-07-12, 06:49 PM	#13
feel the light level 1 fat guy Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Key West, FL Posts: 2,523	I used to think I was really good Until I saw a video on you tube of this guy riding down a set of stairs, so I just had to try it. I broke my neck before I even got to the bottom ! Really ? No , just kidding. I made it all the way down.

2007-07-12, 09:19 PM	#15
Mullethunter sup Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Chaska, MN Posts: 197	that's a good one!

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