Cool Quotes

[thinuniking]

"FOOL" mr T

[theamazingmolio]

originally written by our future PM
If sex is legal and selling is legal why is selling sex illegal?

[andrew_carter]

"Before you critisize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticise them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes!"
- Someone's signature line...sorry I've forgotten who

[Mellick]

"See, we love—we love freedom. That's what they didn't understand. They hate things; we love things. They act out of hatred; we don't seek revenge, we seek justice out of love."—Oklahoma City, Aug. 29, 2002


"I think we agree, the past is over."—On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000


George W. Bush

[weeble]

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.

- Clarence Darrow

[James_Potter]

640K ought to be enough for anybody's computer.
- Bill Gates, 1981

Join the army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Give a man a match, he's warm for a minute. Light a man on fire, he's warm for life.

[northern_dragon]

lmao james, thats awsome!

Last night i lay in bed lookin at the stars then i started 2 think....where the hell is mah damn roof?

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every moment of it.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.

The best quote eva!:
"That a man can take pleasure in marching in formation to the strains of a band is enough to make me despise him. He has only been given his big brain by mistake; a backbone was all he needed. This plague-spot of civilization ought to be abolished with all possible speed. --Albert Einstein"

[Worminton]

We're all minorities on the inside.
---Spam

Some people like to die
---Spam

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
---Jearmy from Zits

I've just drank 18 wiskeys in a row, I do believe that is a reacord.
---Some politician before he died from achohol poisoning

'Tis a hard place, these forums. Many people don't survive their first day or two; the rest struggle through the days, barely hanging on in the cruel emotional desert that is unicyclist.com.
---Phile

[uniextreme]

Sadatay-pootie tang

[Krashin'Kenny]

Insanity is hereditary: You get it from your kids

They say marriages are made in Heaven, but so are thunder and lighting

When I got married I vowed 'til death do us part, I just didn't know it'd take this long

[Krashin'Kenny]

Willie Nelson:

If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their ass

[digitalattrition]

I've just drank 18 wiskeys in a row, I do believe that is a reacord.

Actually, that was a writer, not a politician, or at least I think so.

"Rule number 6, make sure your sidearms sweet, so when the shootout starts you leave them 6 feet deep"

"BRAAAP! Have a face full of f**k you!"

"I am a node of server. Born of flesh and blood, but enhanced by the power of its web. I have no use for pain or fear. My scripts are a focus of my will. My strength is my knowledge, my weapons are my skills. Information is the blood of my body; I am part of the greater network. I am host to the vast data of server. My flesh is weak but my connection is eternal, and therefore I am a god"
--Sean Kennedy (tales from the afternow )

[Worminton]

People from Minnesotta might go ''Yah" but people from Germany go ''Jah''.
---Gilby

In Heaven I shall hear!!!!!
---Beathoven

[Worminton]

When I rule the world I'll just slaughter all hippies and Punk teens.
---Worminton

It takes special people to make people feel special.
---One dude from the Nick@Night road crew.

Payne don't touch the equipment or I'll beat you.
---My science teachet telling my friend Payne Helmers to stay off the experiment stuff.

[PopeSamXVI]

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.---Groucho Marx

If you give a man a sandwich he will eat for a day. If you teach a man to sandwich...---Sam Hunter