World's most spoken languages

[paco]

This came up in a thread a little while ago, so I thought I'd share.
Here is a breakdown of the most spoken languages in the world.

The world's most spoken languages

I'd just like to point out that Portuguese is in the top 10, no matter how you look at it! (I love the Portuguese language).

[uniextreme]

Does sign language count as a language?

[James_Potter]

Did you know that English is the hardest language to learn? Wait, I think Arabic is, actually.... English is second. There was some sort of poll done, or something. Yep.
And did you know that if the entire population of China was to walk past you, single file, then the line would never end due to the rate of population growth?

[Eublapharis13]

The reason English is hard to learn is because of it's Words spelled the same way but are totally different words... like He wound the bandage around the wound. Stuff like that.

[joona]

Originally posted by Eublapharis13
The reason English is hard to learn is because of it's Words spelled the same way but are totally different words... like He wound the bandage around the wound. Stuff like that.

Well there are things like that in most languages. Well, atleast in Finnish and Swedish. And Swedish is pretty much related to English. I guess there's more problems with the pronouncing of the words. In Finnish there is only one way to pronounce a letter. Well, for most of them. The only one I can think of that can be pronounced in two ways is 'n'. In words that have 'nk' or 'ng' in them, and there is a vowel after that, the 'n' is pronounced like 'ng' in 'bring', otherwise it's pronounced like 'n' in 'can'. The 'k' and 'g' are said just like in any other finnish word.

[Logan_A.]

937,132,000 is the number of people who speak chinese in the worlds most spoken language post.

Clue #7 the final Clue super dooper tough.

don't cheat with this one!

I say hello
YOu say good bye
devo
it's not time, why, why, why

[paco]

One of the reasons English is so hard to speak is because spoken English was not solidified when the printing press was invented. The printing press formalized the spelling before the pronunciation was done changing. There was also a great influx of French into English, even though it's a Germanic language.

But English isn't that hard to learn. Not like the oriental languages. Japanese has three different alphabets!

By the way, Brazilians think that Portuguese is the hardest language to learn, and Americans think it's English. Until I see some proof, I'm calling it national pride on both accounts.

[jimmy]

If you think that English is easy try reading this out loud.

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.


Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.


Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.


Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.


Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.


Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.


Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.


Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.


Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.


Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.


Pronunciation -- think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.


Finally, which rhymes with enough --
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!


Enjoy

James

[treepotato]

appently its impossible to learn all the chinese alphabet... don't know if its true though anyone chinese here?

[Fool]

One of the benifits of having a language like english is that we can make puns and other plays on words. Cryptic crosswords are also possible in a way apparently not viable in french say.

Fool

[wobbling bear]

Originally posted by Fool
One of the benifits of having a language like english is that we can make puns and other plays on words. Cryptic crosswords are also possible in a way apparently not viable in french say.

each language has his ways of doing that:
french are fond of switcheroos , songs with aliterations,
transmogrification of words .....
in a ways that use the language's nature and rythm,
it's use by poets, songwriters, and ordinary people is as old as the language
itself (though a recent article in the "economist" pretended that french had
no sense of humour!)

each language has it's way to play with words.

this said the real benefit of english is it's ambiguity: it's good for business!

[Fool]

Rabdom Language Trivia; apparently the Discworld books by Terry Prattchet translate well into Polish.

[joona]

More about Discworld-books. They don't translate too well in Finnish. Translators are having a hard time trying to figure out something funny to replace of those wordplays. You can't translate them just from english or they just sound stupid.

[GizmoDuck]

Originally posted by treepotato
appently its impossible to learn all the chinese alphabet... don't know if its true though anyone chinese here?

English doesn't even come close to Chinese in terms of learning difficulty. You have to learn a different character for each and every word.

I stopped learning when I was 9yrs old- I can't write anything except the most basic sentences. Most of my friends couldn't write a decent letter until they were in their teens.

[paco]

Originally posted by Fool
One of the benifits of having a language like english is that we can make puns and other plays on words.

Did you know that American Sign Language has their own system of puns? It's something along the lines of using signs which look similar, but with very different meanings.