if you hate clowns you've got to see this!

jagur · 2002-10-22, 10:22 PM

i found this on Webdiscuss is takes awile to load but i did it on my 56k.its worth it

http://www.matazone.co.uk/halloween_special_2002.html

ekimstorm · 2002-10-22, 10:40 PM

WOW, that is one messed up poem/story. That guy who made it must be really strange.

I dont think that guy has a life. Spending all that time on some animation which bashes clowns.

-Mike

harper · 2002-10-22, 10:56 PM

Excellent recommendation. This guy is totally disturbed and should be producing more "art" preferably of the home-grown, poorly understood and inaccurately measured pyrotechnic variety.

By the way, your Britney Spears avatar is even MORE disturbing. I can't get enough of it. Is there a more revealing flavor you could experiment with? Rhysling keeps promising to send me a Britney t-shirt which, apparently, middle aged men in Mississippi wear. I would imagine that Chris has quite a stunning collection himself any one item of which he is loathe to part with. I think it will prove to be one of his "empty" promises.

unicus · 2002-10-22, 10:59 PM

That Brit needs HELP, hope he doesn't live near me.

BTW jagur I've got broadband so I hadn't read the intro before it had loaded

Gary

Scott Stephens · 2002-10-22, 11:06 PM

From what i can tell, that avitar is not Britney Spears, but it is none other than..............BABY SPICE!!!

Oh yeah, that video was kind of freaky, that guy needs to buy a unicycle so he doesnt have to spend all his time making horrid movies

Scott

phil · 2002-10-22, 11:08 PM

Quote:

From what i can tell, that avitar is not Britney Spears, but it is none other than..............BABY SPICE!!!

I was thinking that too. Shudder...

Phil, just me

ekimstorm · 2002-10-22, 11:12 PM

Quote:

From what i can tell, that avitar is not Britney Spears, but it is none other than..............BABY SPICE!!!

I was about to write a post to say that too. but you two beat me. arghh.

-Mike

john_childs · 2002-10-22, 11:45 PM

Thanks Jagur. Edgar Allan Poe couldn't have told the story any better.

Unispin · 2002-10-23, 12:02 AM

HOLY FUDGED UP!!!! WHAT A MESSED UP LITTLE CRACKER!

Graeme · 2002-10-23, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by unicus
That Brit needs HELP, hope he doesn't live near me.

I don't know, it was a bit weird, but then again if you judged someone like Stephen King by what he wrote then he'd have been locked up a long time ago. I'm not saying that his clown tale is the same quality as King (who isn't my cup of tea anyway), but it is in a similar style. Yes, it smacks more of teenage angst type poetry (i.e. decidedly average at best) but you get the general idea. The guy put a lot of work into this and best of luck to him.

Mind you, if at some point in the future it is shown that this guy was a total nut case and goes "postal" during a circus parade, then I will deny having written any of this

Have fun!

Graeme

rhysling · 2002-10-23, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by john_childs
Thanks Jagur. Edgar Allan Poe couldn't have told the story any better.

...but Vincent Price could have. Substitute Price's voice of impending doom for the rushed I'm-reading-fast-because-you-may-stop-listening-at-any-time prose of the author, and the product might actualy come close to the concept. Still, I'm lucky enough to have Vincent narrate most of my day, so I enjoyed it none the less -although it was a trial at times to make out the dialouge over Vince's add-lib, 'Every time a Flash site dies, another takes it's place ...another takes it's place ...another...'.

-Christopher

Hold fast
your toung
so the Dead may sleep
With Britney's shirt
to help count sheep.

-Vincent

Graeme · 2002-10-23, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rhysling
Substitute Price's voice of impending doom for the rushed I'm-reading-fast-because-you-may-stop-listening-at-any-time prose of the author

I thought it was more of a "I screwed up on the timing of this Flash movie and can't be bothered correcting it" type blather. I did think the narration let the rest of it down (technically at least, ignoring the quality of the story), Donald Duck could have narrated it better

Have fun!

Graeme

jagur · 2002-10-23, 04:07 PM

well im glad you all liked it,i thought the poetry was great and he got to be the cool gothic clown at the end.

unisteve · 2002-10-23, 10:27 PM

that "worth it" bit there at the beginning of the thread is right on the money. that was pretty good. one of the funniest animations ive ever seen. if only they had one for peope who hate dolphins..

_________

dolphins are evil.

unisteve · 2002-10-23, 10:41 PM

that "worth it" bit there at the beginning of the thread is right on the money. that was pretty good. one of the funniest animations ive ever seen. if only they had one for peope who hate dolphins..

_________

dolphins are evil.

2002-10-22, 10:22 PM	#1
jagur My Uzi is a Tongue Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: {So-Lame,Oregon} Posts: 6,197	if you hate clowns you've got to see this! i found this on Webdiscuss is takes awile to load but i did it on my 56k.its worth it http://www.matazone.co.uk/halloween_special_2002.html __________________ theres enough BS in life, without mobius contributing. Forget_Your_Life -------------------------------------- -------MUNI MILITIA ------- One Wheeled Death Squad twitter> @shot of jagur

2002-10-22, 10:40 PM	#2
ekimstorm Mike Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Ottawa, Ontario !! CANADA !! Age: 27 Posts: 252	WOW, that is one messed up poem/story. That guy who made it must be really strange. I dont think that guy has a life. Spending all that time on some animation which bashes clowns. -Mike __________________ - Mike

2002-10-22, 10:56 PM	#3
harper 768 - It's in your DNA Join Date: Sep 2001 Age: 60 Posts: 8,557	Excellent recommendation. This guy is totally disturbed and should be producing more "art" preferably of the home-grown, poorly understood and inaccurately measured pyrotechnic variety. By the way, your Britney Spears avatar is even MORE disturbing. I can't get enough of it. Is there a more revealing flavor you could experiment with? Rhysling keeps promising to send me a Britney t-shirt which, apparently, middle aged men in Mississippi wear. I would imagine that Chris has quite a stunning collection himself any one item of which he is loathe to part with. I think it will prove to be one of his "empty" promises. __________________ -Greg Harper Destroying the climate by shutting down nuclear power plants, one by one, since 1979. JC is the only main man. There can be no other. "A fool on a unicycle is redundant" - J.D. Miller

2002-10-22, 11:06 PM	#5
Scott Stephens Equipment Destroyer Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: San Antonio Texas Age: 25 Posts: 458	no From what i can tell, that avitar is not Britney Spears, but it is none other than..............BABY SPICE!!! Oh yeah, that video was kind of freaky, that guy needs to buy a unicycle so he doesnt have to spend all his time making horrid movies Scott __________________ If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." George Gobol I have worked too hard to be a clown. I am an athlete and wish to be respected as one.- Checkernuts

2002-10-22, 11:45 PM	#8
john_childs Guinness Mojo Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Portland, Oregon USA Posts: 12,420	Thanks Jagur. Edgar Allan Poe couldn't have told the story any better. __________________ john_childs (att) hotmail (dott) com Team Never Wash Your Muni My Gallery :: Unicycling Bookmark List :: World Clock

2002-10-22, 10:59 PM	#4
unicus EMUnicyclist Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 908	That Brit needs HELP, hope he doesn't live near me. BTW jagur I've got broadband so I hadn't read the intro before it had loaded Gary

2002-10-23, 12:02 AM	#9
Unispin Bah Humbug! Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Calgary, Alberta Posts: 448	HOLY FUDGED UP!!!! WHAT A MESSED UP LITTLE CRACKER! __________________ You can call him Roe! Or you can call him Joe! Or you call him Roejoe and........

2002-10-23, 04:07 PM	#13
jagur My Uzi is a Tongue Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: {So-Lame,Oregon} Posts: 6,197	well im glad you all liked it,i thought the poetry was great and he got to be the cool gothic clown at the end. __________________ theres enough BS in life, without mobius contributing. Forget_Your_Life -------------------------------------- -------MUNI MILITIA ------- One Wheeled Death Squad twitter> @shot of jagur

2002-10-23, 10:27 PM	#14
unisteve Yes? Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 23 Posts: 1,336	oh yeah that "worth it" bit there at the beginning of the thread is right on the money. that was pretty good. one of the funniest animations ive ever seen. if only they had one for peope who hate dolphins.. _________ dolphins are evil. __________________ "...if a bunch of fellow unicyclists can't rally around, commiserate and say 'chin up, lad', then what is this world coming to?" -GILD

2002-10-23, 10:41 PM	#15
unisteve Yes? Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 23 Posts: 1,336	oh yeah that "worth it" bit there at the beginning of the thread is right on the money. that was pretty good. one of the funniest animations ive ever seen. if only they had one for peope who hate dolphins.. _________ dolphins are evil. __________________ "...if a bunch of fellow unicyclists can't rally around, commiserate and say 'chin up, lad', then what is this world coming to?" -GILD

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