OK to alk about drugs+uni?

[Sofa]

This seems to be a pretty wholesome discussion board. I wonder, if it'k ok to discuss drugs and unis, and the exerience of the two combined. I'm sure alot of folks here have some pretty entertaining stories...but are they taboo?

Thoughts?

Sofa ->not trying to cause crap

[sendhair]

Don't ever call us "wholesome" again... if you want to keep your teeth, that is.

And what are you alking about, anyhow?

Haven't you noticed all the threads about the new addictive menace from England that so many Unicyclists on this forum are enthralled with? Appalling! I mean, over "there", they're hooking babies on it before they're even weaned! If there's one thing the 60's taught us, substance abuse is rarely self-arresting...
Oh, sure, everyone says "Just Marmite... and only recreationally... you know, a little on the weekends with friends... I'm not a serious user..." but mark my words! Marmite only leads to the stronger stuff! Like sugar! Myself, I skipped straight past GO to sugar. Can't get on my Uni now until I've done at least 2 bowls of Frosted Flakes.

But, I've always found drug stories to be pretty boring.
Well, OK... "Helter Skelter" wasn't boring, but as far as I've ever heard, Charles Manson couldn't ride a Uni.
Maybe you're hoping to find the Hunter S. Thompson of Unicycles out there somewhere...

[sned]

I know when I'm riding with my "green" wheel I always tend to head straight for the nearest Taco Bell.

[gauss]

mmmmmm. Taco bell= free food
-g

[ekimstorm]

wha???????//

free??????

do you work there or somethin?

[Sofa]

wha???

food???


I find my green wheel doesn't ride as straight as my two-green-wheeler, that's for sure. Sure beats riding with a beer buzz though!

[ekimstorm]

hey sofa, isnt that accordnsx's signature?


oh well, who cares

[gauss]

Well, not free in the sense that you walk in and they just give it to you, but free this way. How much money do you have on you right now?


think a moment



for real



You have a number in mind. That is how much you have. Now, root around in your couch, no, better yet, just go to the drive through. While you are in line, fish around under your seat while ordering a bean burrito. Surely you are enough of a slob to come up with the 88 cents before it is time to pay. If your car is so clean you can't do this, then you don't need free food anyway. Now while driving away, how much money is left in your wallet??? Aha!

[sendhair]

And all this time, I thought you were talking about dumpster-diving.

You must be a pretty well-off slob to be able to find enough change for lunch every time you drive through the drive-through. Or do you let the guy who empties the parking meters borrow your car from time to time?

If it only happened to you one time, it's hardly a basis for an economic formula. Not even enough for a postulate or theorum.

So, Sofa! When are you going to start with the bedtime drug stories?

[Sofa]

As it turns out, it's more fun to talk about Taco-Bell.

[AccordNSX]

Originally posted by ekimstorm
hey sofa, isnt that accordnsx's signature?


oh well, who cares

[sendhair]

originally signatured by AccordNSX:
If I had a signature, would you forge it?

Well, Adam, at least now you have an answer to your question... eh?

[sendhair]

originally osted by ofa:
As it turns out, it's more fun to talk about Taco-Bell.

Ah! Just as I suspected! Another spiked-breath poseur! I'll bet you've never even done refined sucrose! Or sniffed an almost empty Right-Guard cannister...

Oh, ... BIG DEAL !!! Toying with Sal Monella and Bot Ulism around a Taco Hell Refuse Container! OOOOH! So, give! We all want to hear the exciting low life tales of a fast food freak in the fast lane...

[sned]

Let's go unijunkie spit out your stories of "altered state" unicycling. .............you son of a b*@!* - how's that sendhair?

[sendhair]

Still waitin' for that two-beaned, hairy teen. Spokiest rim I've never seen! See 'im goob in soup tureen. Silly teen!

Mock on!

Where do we go from here?