"Tah - Tan - Gahhhh" FACE PLANT !

Sarah,

Just do like we do inn Hong Kong, which is:

Keep a smile, hold your UNI in the air, and proclaim proudly to all
sheep around:

"Tah - Tan - Gahhhhhhhhh"

which means:

"I did it on purpose!!!!!!!!"

)--/==========O

Steve

At 09:34 PM 3/14/99 +0000, you wrote:
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[color=blue]>Dorset 13th March 1999 12.45pm[/color]
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[color=blue]>There I was uniing peacefully across a very muddy farm yard, the kind that is[/color]
[color=blue]>covered in two inches of mixed mud and sheep shit and water. When with no[/color]
[color=blue]>warning I face plant, worse still, I roll. Ending up covered from feet to[/color]
[color=blue]>collar in this light grey brown sludge. Picking my self up out of the primeviel[/color]
[color=blue]>swamp I see Paul is up ahead leaning on a landrover laughing, Jerry kindly if[/color]
[color=blue]>gingerly holds onto my filthy uni while I attempt to shift some of the muck[/color]
[color=blue]>with handfulls of straw. Two miles down the road my wet muddy shorts are still[/color]
[color=blue]>wet and muddy but the sludge on my flece has formed a crust. Thankfully Jerry[/color]
[color=blue]>allows me back in his van inspite of the smell and doesn't make me walk home.[/color]
[color=blue]>Thank you Jerry[/color]
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[color=blue]>Face Plant report over sarah[/color]
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