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Old 2007-11-21, 07:26 PM   #1
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Chuck Norris Jokes

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only one per post please...

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-Chuck Norris Has Counted To Infinity

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Old 2007-11-21, 07:36 PM   #2
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GO HERE
No.

Go HERE.

Then go HERE.

There's hardly a shortage of Chuck Norris jokes on this forum.
They're also about Xyears old, so please chew up forum bandwidth with something more usefull.

Thanx for the spot-on thread-title tho.

Finally, click HERE and HERE.

You are now done.

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Old 2007-11-21, 07:38 PM   #3
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Old 2007-11-21, 09:07 PM   #4
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chuck norris is an actor. Nothing tough about that.
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Old 2007-11-21, 09:09 PM   #5
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No.

Go HERE.

Then go HERE.

There's hardly a shortage of Chuck Norris jokes on this forum.
They're also about Xyears old, so please chew up forum bandwidth with something more usefull.

Thanx for the spot-on thread-title tho.

Finally, click HERE and HERE.

You are now done.
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Old 2007-11-21, 09:24 PM   #6
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No real joke; just remember getting a ride from Chuck when I was walking to his Karate Studio way back in 1970..TWO years before the famous fight scene with Bruce Lee in "Way of the Dragon" in 1972! (Bruce Lee won, of course!)

He was driving his White Caddy el Dorado and while at a stop signal I said hello and he recognized me as one of his students and gave me a ride to his studio! I was 14. It was cool!
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Old 2007-11-21, 09:33 PM   #7
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chuck norris is an actor. Nothing tough about that.
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Old 2007-11-21, 09:37 PM   #8
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don't dis chuck norris...he knows
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Old 2007-11-21, 11:00 PM   #9
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Why do all the pirates have eye-patches?

Chuck Norris.
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Old 2007-11-22, 04:59 AM   #10
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Old 2007-11-22, 05:04 AM   #11
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No real joke; just remember getting a ride from Chuck when I was walking to his Karate Studio way back in 1970..TWO years before the famous fight scene with Bruce Lee in "Way of the Dragon" in 1972! (Bruce Lee won, of course!)

He was driving his White Caddy el Dorado and while at a stop signal I said hello and he recognized me as one of his students and gave me a ride to his studio! I was 14. It was cool!
that's so cool. I liked that Chuck anecdote more than some of the Chuck Norris jokes.
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Old 2007-11-22, 07:51 AM   #12
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No real joke; just remember getting a ride from Chuck when I was walking to his Karate Studio way back in 1970..TWO years before the famous fight scene with Bruce Lee in "Way of the Dragon" in 1972! (Bruce Lee won, of course!)

He was driving his White Caddy el Dorado and while at a stop signal I said hello and he recognized me as one of his students and gave me a ride to his studio! I was 14. It was cool!
Wow, Thats really cool!

Chuck Norris is the man
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Old 2007-11-22, 07:55 AM   #13
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Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.

It's a shame he doesn't cry.
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Old 2007-11-22, 11:05 AM   #14
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Chuck Norris Swore on world of warcraft trade Chat and a GM banned him.
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Old 2007-11-22, 03:28 PM   #15
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Chuck Norris Swore on world of warcraft trade Chat and a GM banned him.
Bahahahaha.

I lol'ed.
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