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Old 2008-10-25, 12:01 AM   #76
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  • on the seventh day Torker 09 rested.
  • If it lets you, a Torker 09 can be ridden on water.
  • If you dissmantle a Torker 09, scatter it over loamy soil and moisten with water, more Torker 09's will grow.
  • Whilst riding a Torker 09 one can drink slushies really fast and not get a headache.
  • The Torker 09 has two wheels.
  • Torker 09's dont get sticky.
  • You dont own a torker 09, you just look after it untill you die.
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Old 2008-10-25, 03:50 AM   #77
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  • on a torker 09 you dont UPD, you TPD(Torker planned dissmount)
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Old 2008-10-25, 05:58 AM   #78
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Neo was just a front man. The Torker 09 really brought down the Matrix.
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Old 2008-10-25, 07:10 AM   #79
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  • How many Torker 09's does it take to screw in a lightglobe? None, Torker 09's create their own light.
  • Back in the 1920's Torker 09 created sliced bread, torker 09 is still 'the best thing'.

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  • If it lets you, a Torker 09 can be ridden on water.
  • Whilst riding a Torker 09 one can drink slushies really fast and not get a headache.
  • The Torker 09 has two wheels.
  • Torker 09's dont get sticky.
  • You dont own a torker 09, you just look after it untill you die.
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Old 2008-10-25, 07:26 AM   #80
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The 09 Torker is working through Tobbogonist!
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Old 2008-10-25, 09:38 AM   #81
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An ancient prophecy stated one would be born of the dragon, be invincible, and vanquish evil from all the land....the Torker '09 is not that guy....the Torker '09 killed that guy...
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Old 2008-10-25, 03:26 PM   #82
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You dont own a torker 09, you just look after it untill you die.
Actually, the Torker 09 looks after you untill you die.
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Old 2008-10-25, 09:48 PM   #83
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The '09 Torker is my unicycle of choice.
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Old 2008-10-25, 10:13 PM   #84
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The '09 Torker is my unicycle of choice.
Hahahahahahaha. you win

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Old 2008-10-26, 12:14 AM   #85
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The '09 Torker is my unicycle of choice.
Why would you ride your father?
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Old 2008-10-26, 12:31 AM   #86
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Why would you ride your father?
While at first glance the Torker '09 may appear godly, it's simply the devil's left horn.
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Old 2008-10-26, 12:40 AM   #87
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Wrong! The devil is the torker 09's brainchild. My first question still stands.
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Old 2008-10-26, 03:03 AM   #88
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Who do you think knows more? You or Jesus Christ, lord and Savior?

And don't answer "Torker '09."
You are most certainly not a Torker '09.

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Old 2008-10-26, 03:48 AM   #89
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Torker 09. Because its real.
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Old 2008-10-26, 08:05 AM   #90
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