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Old 2008-10-31, 07:41 PM   #136
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Fixed That For You re read the quote.
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Old 2008-11-01, 10:59 AM   #137
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LMAO!!! wow dude....that was genious
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Old 2008-11-01, 02:07 PM   #138
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Old 2008-11-02, 06:29 AM   #139
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The soviet union is planning a reformation with the help of the 09 Torker.
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Old 2008-11-03, 11:03 AM   #140
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the 09 torker is the reason waldo is hiding
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Old 2008-11-03, 11:41 PM   #141
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Old 2008-11-04, 12:14 AM   #142
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The torker 09 knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is...
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Old 2008-11-04, 12:52 AM   #143
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The 09 torker is nothing to joke about.
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The 09 Torker is the reason Atlantis sunk!
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Old 2008-11-04, 06:46 AM   #145
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Mufasa: Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
Young Simba: Wow.
Mufasa: A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.
Young Simba: And this'll all be mine?
Mufasa: Everything.
Young Simba: Everything the light touches... But what about that shadowy place?
Mufasa: That's beyond our borders. You must never go there, Simba.
Young Simba: But I thought a king can do whatever he wants.
Mufasa: Aww hell no son! That is where the Toker 09 lives. Ruler of the darkness, and even the light when he chooses. We kings aint got nothing on Torker 09...
Young Simba: Torker 09?
Mufasa: [laughing] Simba. You have much to learn. And learn it quick before you die. Torker 09 is a vicious mother fu*#$%
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When the 09 Torker falls into water, the 09 Torker does not get wet. The water gets 09 Torker.

Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet as the 09 Torker.

When taking the SAT, write "09 Torker" for every answer. You will score over 9000.


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When the 09 Torker falls into water, the 09 Torker does not get wet. The water gets 09 Torker.

Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet as the 09 Torker.

When taking the SAT, write "09 Torker" for every answer. You will score over 9000.


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Old 2008-11-04, 10:07 PM   #148
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Torker 09 has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.

If you have ten bucks and Torker 09 has ten bucks, Torker 09 has more money than you.
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When the 09 Torker falls into water, the 09 Torker does not get wet. The water gets 09 Torker.

Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet as the 09 Torker.

When taking the SAT, write "09 Torker" for every answer. You will score over 9000.


OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
The Torker 09 slashed you tires inadvertently by thinking about them.

John Connor was a disguise for the torker.

The All spark cube is made from a spare seat bolt of the torker 09.

The torker 09 will never give you up, never let you down, or hurt you.

The torker 09 just fired its lazar.

when the numeric value of Julius Caesar, George Washington, Bill Gates, and other world leaders are added up, divided by the meaning of life (42), it equals the 09 torkers numeric value.

This isn't anything special because anything involving 42 equals 09 torker. 11611911132116104111117115 971101003211010511010132116111114107101114321001201352 - 42 = 09 torker.
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the 09 torker will win the election
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