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Old 2007-09-29, 12:13 PM   #1
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drew ( and crying )Repost from th wizard's psychic blog

Subject: drew ( and crying )Repost from th wizard's psychic blog
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Followup-To: alt.tv.charmed

drew ( and crying )
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wow

sunday lunchtime

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i might even eat

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i made my last wife promise me
pls darlin

dont ever call our boy drew
i know we cant

stop what other ppl call him

but i want yur promise
cause
i wont call him drew

less of course

he goes

dad


i be this name

cause i dont own th guy
ya dig

love ya man
but
when i came


i called ut yur name

and it was andrew

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course she didnt belive me for a month
ya got a belly full of legs andlegs woman

but it all turned out in th end

told ya lady
i psychic

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just dont get evrything
right

thank th fuckin lord

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went out lst night
wearin my new
farm overalls
with a bib and all

and dropped into barbie girls

after a coffee
couple of cones with my dealers

fuck they look after me

their two little daughters

4 and 2

and mum
but

hey

her girls are doin homework on makeup
on jenny's face

"paulie slash jenny"

no babe
no slash

usin litle girls
makeup

they doin facepainting

ok dear

but pls
not too girlie

paulie goin singin
in th fortitude valley

and they did a lovely job

art

was a bit like th face

id seen with their father
wacthin stripes on th telly
th mad zebra rchorse ya know

cept in mainly blue and green

cause

i'm caramel
and little four year old girl
playin with colours


doin art on my face
and i an wear any art

and go out to play

they'l lov eit
and yes sweetie

i wont wash it off
when i come home from singin
to pretty girls

i promise


we'd discussed it earlier
barbie girl and i
little girl makeup gunna

slide down th face pretty quick
when th sweat hits
from ridin th unicycle thru th
nighttime crowd

but

she done real fine job
stripe paintjob

and

i finlly relented

ok

on th llips

you can put blue too

but not th lipstick




still got that page of mine

on a bad day
theres always lipstick

etched in my mind

made me look


kinda asher
i dunnp

felt special

hadnt shaved though

bristlie beard

took my leave
said my thank yous

you know which way round

and went to th valley

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singin and
drummin with


brother julian on one corner

and up with kombi dude


and up near t
swingi dance clubs
with rock spider and

all these ppl givin me buds of marijauana

slippin em to me

i dont do it for money

are you mad ?


fnally get back to th car

i'd mentioned th litle girls paint
to few

and started to get blank looks

what out of it
fucked
street entertainer ravin about ?



look inth mirror

all gone



so sad little darlin
dont you cry

ransack th car

i got some facepaint here

but
cant find th green

ok
<<< smile >>>

i find th black


so i redo my makeup
in thmirror in th dark


stark stark black

sitrtin there in my white falcon

gave you a lovely song last night

brought tears


to a few boys


and back out to play
"dint mention yur cry"

a different page

"ok"

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johnno
stuck there in new zealand man

incredible guitar
singin
brother of th faith

yur good lady
miss you so bad
hug me and kiss me

and buy me a pack of my favourite smokes


and she hurtin so bad

you singin so nice
and me background and

intertwined in th music

all three of us sittin on a corner

watchinth pretty girls and th pretty boys alk by

and stop
and

dance and

smiel and shit


all of it


she hurtin so bad

i hurtin so bad

miss you johnno


and when we did play


and im sittin singin with mika and jess
and yur good lady said im goin paulie
a kiss on th cheek and


flown away


im feelin insecure mika
can i prop on th drum
iwontplay it

watchin th pigs
seen them watchin you
and me


and th drum

annoyin em

i keep it quiet brother


want th suppport


and


this girl walks up

man
she look like drew barrymore
full luscious lips
and

cute dimpled smile

and th voice


wow

singin with us boys



not as skinny as i seen drew last

on th wedding singer ont h tv

while th litle girls doin my face


mor like i sen her th other day
onth tube

pregnant and

a few pounds on but


fuck man

pretty


and singin with me

and mika and jess

and th guy propped inf ornt of th guitar

case


her and i

kind aignorin his byplay

he sing good but

no fel man

sittin in front of th hat



so i wheedle art ya in thmusic occasionally

are you listening man ?


ubt im so fuckin ;lost
in this girl


who looks like drew
specially in th lips


and she sing so sweet


not dressed mega
frumpie if truth told


dressed down


and im lost

she singin girls blues


and imsingin

lock that girl down

and aint that shitty

she want her freedom and


she dont have it

scattin


we back and forth

and

starin at each other in th bridge

mika flamenco

wanderin inth brodge and
i

slip into background
with wild tiger stripes on


my mask in place


smiling

and this drop dead gorgeous

black haired young

drippig

man she wanted me
hey mika


sidles into my arm


and elat
im fuckin torn

cause she's

so fuckin pretty and

i singin with so fuckin pretty


this girl is stunning


i double stunned

and coupel of othe girls

her girlfriends

plonk infornt of me and


she asks

what y story
and i getinto it
a few lines

i like to sing and play and



not my story ya want

wanna tell me your story


thats where its goin


ok


tell me your story

"but fuck i'm torn"


still tryin to sing background
to
drew

"carried away"

ana ccountant

real pretty

features so fine and

fucked at th world

never know what i wanna do

what cant i know what i wanna do ?

oh pretty lady


fuck
cant stand to see apretty lady cryin inside

and they all pretty lady cryin inside

ya know


i get up every morning
and its good

gad to be alive



and you bitchin

all of oyu


youa nd yur friends

i got to uni

ot m,y paper

ig ot work and

makin money

and im not happy


we got boilermakers
do their trade five years
and learn somethin else
they cant keep em

shity job

all day

so they multi skill


we go tbuilders


start as a brickie

be tiel layer

get a gas ticket


dont wann be bored all day



smilin at me
fuckin stunning


smilin at me
kissin me on cheek

i kiss hers bvack

bnig streak of black


my makeup over yurs

got wipe it of

im sorry


and she no
no way

kiss me again
and we rub faces

wanna knwo where i live

wanna fly away


"i'm torn"
"cryin inside"
"still pullin back to"
"beauiful girl"

"still singin"
"wanna go back to drew"
"And fly away"


but yur smilin at me now
and guck you are stunning

and tellina nther lost soul
a man hurti


talk to this guy
talk to this guy
and he say shi
and

i say hi
but

"i'm torn"
"and"
"i'm makin music"

"and i'm sorry"
"bu i am gunna turn away"

"ya got th worng anatomy"
"but io aint gunna tell ya that"

"gunna sing sweetly at ya"
"and msile"

"still got that"
"stunning girls smile"


"but man"
"gunna lock eyes with drew again"


"and listen to her lyrics"
"comin outta her"

"she easin th pain"

"for all of us"



"and mika and jess and i"

we all lookin at eachother
inthmix

and listenin to all four of us



five of us
dont really wnat you to go away


we just want th pretty girl
with th stunning voice

to keep lettin go

cause all us three black boys


man

we all flyin away


tears when she walked away

we sitin there

we aint talkin about

th stuinnin creature
with blackhair

that dripped off paulies shoulder

with

little kisses
and




but we will later

"paulie"
"fuck pualie"


yeah man
but


it's still fuckin good
to come and song to a pretty grl

even if ya dont wanna take em

take em flyin away



ah jess


she stanidnwith you to sing

i sittin next to mika


two guitars goin

th drums doin nuthin
i'm leanin on it


cause i outta th mix


doin my job
stunnings left


and i'm leanin on th drum
and

drew lookalike

not what th other boys saw


we talked

stunning voice


lyrics from inside



and

stuttered at th start


so cute
so


just get me started

wanna sing
got somethin to sing


wantin to sing
somethin

a cover


mika go


somethin
we all know

smilin


we allsmile
and i go

off th beaten path



no woman no cry
she in fckin pain

and ignore th fuckin words

i singin so loud
and so confident

and free


that fucin

outo f it
guy
ther ein jamaica


ya thinka fter tnwenty three cones

eh know th fuckin words ?


and she grin at me

i dig it man


i singin he got cue cards


an auto cue


onlysung it
that way

once



ya dig it ?

do ya ?


"fucking huge msile"
"And she come out to play"

"and she sing hard"
"and free"

"she fucking carried me"



"ut he rown words"
"sung what it's in her heart"



"give me fuckin freedom"

"i got no shirt on"


"im freezing"
"it's winter"
"in my farm overalls"

"With tiger stripes"
"in deep"


"bold black"

"running donmy facE"

"and these just"

"dont fall of"

"when i do it had"

"and th sweat"

"runs down my makeup"




"i got my freedom"

"paulei let me out to play"


"lock th at girl down"

"i sing"

"lock that girl down"



"and give it another refrain"

"fuckin so happy"



"she smilin at me"
"and she feelin th free"


"feel me"


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nice jenny


i'm cryig




scuse i

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"double stunning"

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thank you barbie girl
made jennifer


so fuckin happy

and htat yur sisters name

and im tellin
jess


a litle girl
called jess
paint my face


and it faded away


so

i just put it back on
so i can keep my promise

and come home
and not


wash it away


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we sang poor poor michael

i dont fuckin know

but what if



fuck man
what if


rockspider
sensitive soul
with a michael jackson mask

dancin
do it in front man

give us a moonwalk

and ya did and


we all nearly cried

im singin i'm missin michael

i'm in th buskers jam at dawn


and michael's not here

love you micahel

we all miss ya man



singin poor poor michael

he so fuckin rich michael

everybody wanna piece of im




but what if
what if
he didnt do it

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ever

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i sang ben

cause i write about ben
my doberman dog

saved my life


just yesterday


and i remember
wathin this litle boy on th tv
singin ben
and

man i could do it better than that
know i can

michael jackson's ben

but it wasnt michael on th tv
was on pot of gold

and man

it was fucked

and ya know

last night
i got th big vpoice
ad rock spider


playin on th drum and trombone
with his michale fac eon

i sang it fucked
exactly as i remember it
as you sang it
little boy


and ya know

i saw some nice smiles

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and some really hurt ppl
what if

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and yeah michael i did
too fuckin easy

joined th throng and

played it th other way

iy didnt get as long


and that be right

and that be all i got to say

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a little girl
four and two

did put my makeup on this day
and with no michael face on

he did say
th pedophile rap

but they my family man
pls dont think that way

but we all men
and we all worry

and

we all get freaked by it


and prejudged
i not thinkin that way


but h reason you sayin it to me
brother


is cause yur sensitive too
and it bugging you


and we not doin it to make money
we make th pretty girls dance anyway

always


what if


what if he didnt fuckin do it

no way



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i laughed
i cried

i flew everywhich
fuckin way


specially on my fly
wheel


my unicycle did say


love ya babe



gotta fly away


..
..
..

one harmonius eternal pig

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p.s.


"that yur species man"
"that latin soundin name ?"

yeah i guess
but i happy prick all th same...
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