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Old 2008-02-10, 11:06 PM   #46
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Them: "Your balance must be really good!"
Me: "Yeah, about $230,000"
You put sunglasses on just for a comeback?

Dang, talk about dedication.

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Old 2008-02-10, 11:08 PM   #47
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You put sunglasses on just for a comeback?

Dang, talk about dedication.

Haha why not. point is, that was frickin GOLD! Simply a great line. No brag just fact lol!
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Old 2008-02-11, 03:37 AM   #48
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this one isn't mine, but is really good

bystander: doesn't that hurt your balls?
me: nah, after the calluses build up you don't feel anything!
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Old 2008-02-11, 10:12 AM   #49
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this one isn't mine, but is really good

bystander: doesn't that hurt your balls?
me: nah, after the calluses build up you don't feel anything!
I already posted the following in "favorite quotes from non rider" but it's quite original since I invented it:
bystander: doesn't that hurt your balls?
me: Only for a few month, then all the stuff dries up and falls painlessly.
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Old 2008-02-11, 12:23 PM   #50
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'real men only need one wheel' is the best and most original thing Iv'e heard so far.
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Old 2008-02-11, 02:34 PM   #51
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this one isn't mine, but is really good

bystander: doesn't that hurt your balls?
me: nah, after the calluses build up you don't feel anything!
Hehe, I've used that one a few times also

Once, when after a 4' drop I was asked if it hurt my balls I answered "Well, I landed on grass, the tire is big which cushions, your legs take most of the shock, and your balls cushion the rest"
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Old 2008-05-17, 08:49 PM   #52
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biker: you're missin a wheel!
you: no you've got one extra
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Old 2008-05-18, 09:27 AM   #53
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Horse rider: You've only got one wheel.
Me: Yes, and you've got four legs.
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Old 2008-05-18, 11:30 AM   #54
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Pedestrian: What the hell is wrong with you. Real people ride bikes.
Me: Soooo..... if i'm not real, then how come you can see me riding a better machine then a bike???
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Old 2008-05-18, 07:00 PM   #55
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"Where's your other wheel?"

Me: (look behind you were the other wheel should be) "OH SH*T!" (look really nervous and start looking around for it, perhaps turning back and riding away really fast)

That'll get them confused.
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Old 2008-05-18, 08:52 PM   #56
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'real men only need one wheel' is the best and most original thing Iv'e heard so far.
Are you serious?
'cause that one's truly old and is used about as much as "where's the other wheel"

Unless you're making a point about how many of these comebacks are also old, in which case I humbly disagree with you
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Old 2008-05-18, 09:19 PM   #57
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how do you do that?
i dont (and get off)

wheres your other wheel?
in my garage, attached to another seat and frame

dreaded circus song are you joining the circus?
no im going home for dinner

how do you do that?
with my legs

i do generally help people, the come backs are reserved for annoying people.

oh and one for saturday nights around the clubs and bars-
wheres your other wheel?
its there but your too drunk to see it ( i havent used that yet)
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Old 2008-05-18, 10:47 PM   #58
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mine to wheres your other wheel from a bycyclist was "i dont need a training wheel"
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Old 2008-05-19, 01:07 AM   #59
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Them: Where's your other wheel?

I usually just say I didn't have the money for it

After I said that to someone, the guy made my day and said, "Oh...yeah, I totally can understand then...."

Also when little kids on bikes mention it, I just say, "you gotta learn to ride on one before you can ride on two and why are you on four?"
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Old 2008-05-19, 03:11 AM   #60
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Them: "you must have really good balance."
Me: "IT'S OVER 9000!!"
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