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Non-Danish Girl
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Dutch Swears
As you can see, Tobbogonist and I are learning Dutch. In other news, I just got permabanned on physics-forums.com. I'm not certain whether I should advertises this, but oh well...
Anyway, the reason I got permabanned is that I was swearing. Stupid and childish, I know, but sometimes you just have to. I'm intending to register again, but from now on if I ever feel the urge to swear(and with their moderation policies I probably will before too soon), I'm gonna swear in Dutch. So, can you help me out? Please post Dutch swears, translation in English and pronunciation if possible. Thanks a lot, Holland is the hottest!
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2007-08-10, 08:18 AM
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I think that...nuek=fuck..maybe
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2007-08-11, 08:17 PM
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Penis
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2007-08-21, 07:41 PM
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is in college. and on magazines.
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Ask Dustin.
He likes to teach people on the subject.
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2007-08-22, 10:18 AM
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 Zakkenwasser - Testicle washer Stoep hoer - Sidewalk prostitute Dus tin - Very sexy guy Neuken - To make love Neuken in de keuken - To make love in the kitchen Neuken in de douche - To make love in the shower (the english people loved the variations )What else do you want to know? |
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2007-08-22, 10:22 AM
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I typed out a list, but then thought whether it was appropriate to post it on a public forum...
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2007-08-22, 10:25 AM
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2007-08-22, 10:27 AM
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That's German. Ooh, and how do you pronounce them?
Is neuken = noi ken? and douche = doo sh eh?
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2007-08-22, 10:29 AM
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2007-08-22, 10:53 AM
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Thank God. Just tell me how to pronounce the words. Please! Now!!!
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2007-08-22, 12:43 PM
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wow i posted penis here. i dont ever remmember doing that.
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2007-10-15, 04:49 AM
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I learnt some German..
Porste. all i can remmember  after a few to many porstes my memory goes a little fuzzy.
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2008-10-19, 03:59 PM
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4 Paletten!!!
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everything means alles in german, too... i only know: goede nacht - good night
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2008-10-19, 06:14 PM
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kut = vagina (but is used as fuck/shit/damn in english)
(god)verdomme = (god) damn (it) klootzak = asshole (actually translates to scrotum) eikel = asshole (direct translation = acorn, nipple I think) mierenneuker = antfucker meaning somebody who considers small details important (not really a swearword) These should get you started swearing in dutch!
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