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Old 2007-02-16, 12:58 PM   #1
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Beat the Crowd to become Illegal
>Becoming Illegal (From a Maryland resident to his senator)
> The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
> Senate Office Building
> 309 Hart
> Washington DC, 20510
> Dear Senator Sarbanes,
> As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal
>Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted
>the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the
>process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
>My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen
>to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by
>the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's
>provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United
>States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a
>$2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a
>good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before
>everyone figures it out.
> Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
>taxes e
>very year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes
>in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be
>illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my
>fami ly because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
> Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the
>local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have
>stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I
>could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status
>would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to
>her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many
>colleges throughout the United States for my son.
> Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the
>burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
>insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have
>college age children driving my car.
> If you would provide me with an outline of the p rocess to become
>illegal(retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I
>would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
> Your Loyal Constituent,
> Pete McGlaughlin
> Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service
>1-800-289-1040. Please pass this onto your friends so they can save on this
>great offer!!!!
While you and I are having our cake-and-ice-cream party, the others are having a drink-the-blood-of-the-poor party in the back room. --[QUOTE=maestro8;1433130]
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Old 2007-02-16, 02:38 PM   #2
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Actually, becoming illegal and then being naturalized, would cause you to be a 14th ammendment citizen of the United States, whereas previously you were a national of the United States and a Citizen of your State. This makes you a second class citizen as it gives you "privileges" and "civil rights" whereas an ordinary American has "inalienable rights". So, you may be signing up for paying income taxes, which is an excise tax, which most Americans do even though they otherwise would not be a subject of income taxes (under the law... though you still have the guns pointed at you and a hard fight against a jail term).
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Also other than the tax thing is things you already have the right to anyway. It's not just illegals who are forced to use the emergency room as their primary care giver because they aren't paid well enough to afford health insurance. And as for the drivers license thing most "illegals" WOULD have a driver's license and pay car insurance if we would allow them to.

If you live well below the poverty lie you can pay very little in taxes as well.
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