You know you're improving when...

[Graeme]

Originally posted by jagur
no Animation, i dont mean "Hoover" i mean hover as in craft.learn to seperate consumer products from innuendoe's.

Innuendo? What have Italian suppositories got to do with hoovers?

[jagur]

Originally posted by Graeme


Innuendo? What have Italian suppositories got to do with hoovers?

okay your De-lurking a little bit more than i'm comfortable with,now go back in your hole..

[Graeme]

Originally posted by GILD
when did u last see a floating vacuum cleaner?
really!

Sometime round about 1985. Take a vaccum cleaner that can also blow, one large sheet of plywood with a "skirt" (wooden battens or cloth will do). Cut a hole in the wood to take the nozzle. Put vacuum cleaner on board, plug in, turn on and voila! One floating vacuum cleaner!

Hey, it was a long wet summer, and the idea of building a hovercraft seemed like a good one. This was our "proof of concept" model, we never got to the stage of building the one with the moped engine and extractor fan.

Have fun!

Graeme

[Animation]

Originally posted by GILD
when did u last see a floating vacuum cleaner?
really!

<straight man>

The phrase "hover", which had been used, in conjunction with the "sucking" comment, made me thing Hoover Vacuum cleaners. They do suck. In a good way.

Not that I'd want to attach one to my saddle.

</straight man>

Lewis

>They (the vacuum cleaners) do suck.
>In a good way.

I don't really want to know anything more about your sex-life )

Rasmus Rimestad

> Real progress you ask? A real measure of progress is riding 5 hours
> without a dismount. Not a big deal right?

5 hours without a dismount is indeed a big deal. I'm sure few have done it.

> How about the fact that I peed at about the 4 hour
> mark and realized the goal. Anal? -Maybe.
> Goal oriented? -Yes. A real and unusual measure
> of progress? - Absolutely!

As to that, I just want to get in, hopefully before Harper does, and say "NO
pictures please!"

JF

[harper]

Originally posted by Animation


<straight man>


</straight man>

Lewis-

My browser did not correctly process the

begin: straightman, end: straightman

commands. It will, however, always correctly process the

begin: numbskull, end: numbskull

commands. What am I doing wrong?

[harper]

Originally posted by John Foss

As to that, I just want to get in, hopefully before Harper does, and say "NO
pictures please!"

John is correct. This is not an appropriate forum for photos such as these. Instead, send them by e-mail directly to John.

> Real progress you ask? A real measure of progress is riding 5 hours
> without a dismount. Not a big deal right?

5 hours without a dismount is indeed a big deal. I'm sure few have done it.

> How about the fact that I peed at about the 4 hour
> mark and realized the goal. Anal? -Maybe.
> Goal oriented? -Yes. A real and unusual measure
> of progress? - Absolutely!

As to that, I just want to get in, hopefully before Harper does, and say "NO
pictures please!"

JF

> John is correct. This is not an appropriate forum for photos such as
> these. Instead, send them by e-mail directly to John.

Uh, I believe my message was clear enough. But come to think of it, I
suppose a picture of that (yuck) wouldn't be too out of place on my 'Things
not to do' page, right after #35:
http://www.unicycling.com/things/default.htm#35
(don't look if you think you won't like what you'll see--a picture of
Bloodman could scare anybody!)

JF

[unijess]

that was a lot of talk generated from my one comment... don't try to explain, i'd rather not understand what the hell you mean by all this suggestive talk... keep in mind i'm 15 here guys! i still use phrases like "that sucks", and... well... STOP CORRUPTING MY INNOCENT MIND!

Jess

[GILD]

suggestive talk?
currupting?
r u trying to insult me?!?
and if one more person comes up with this age discrimination thing i'm going to lose it!
all the beauty queens 'oh, i wanna twirl my baton till my fingers fall off and then i want to look after the children, the children, the children. . .' what's with this child-worship sect?
do ppl reach a certain age and then dissapear off your love-list?
either love people of all ages or shut right up!
(with apologies to bill hicks)

oh yeah, i manage to throw and catch a diabolo while riding my uni down at the club last night

In a message dated 6/27/02 5:46:24 PM, harper.6x1qz@timelimit.unicyclist.com
writes:

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Animation wrote:
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Lewis-

My browser did not correctly process the

begin: straightman, end: straightman

commands. It will, however, always correctly process the

begin: numbskull, end: numbskull

commands. What am I doing wrong?


--
harper - Gearhead

-Greg Harper
>>

Greg Harper is the greatest man in the univerce.

Trevor Andersen

On 26/6/02 8:10 pm, Graeme posted:



>
> So has anyone else come across any other unusual measure of progress?

Until recently, I had to stop if I needed a drink. On a long-ish ride last
weekend I discovered for the first time that I can reach my bottle out of
its cage, take a drink, and return it whilst on the move. Now *that* felt
like progress!

--
Trevor Coultart