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Old 2006-11-13, 01:26 PM   #1
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i was a lovely child

apparently i wrote this about my new kitten when i was in grade seven
Mother just dug it out of a old school book whilst on one of here usual
scavenger hunts:

How peacefull you look
Curled up on that chair
Your stomach moves slow
As you use the world’s air

How small are your paws
Coiled up really tight
Your ears, they waggle
To your dreams delight

The night is cold
But hair you have
To keep the weather
From freezing your sav

Not really worth a thread but then again, what is?
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Old 2006-11-13, 01:35 PM   #2
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Ha, that's great!
Pretty deep, too.
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Old 2006-11-13, 01:44 PM   #3
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haha wow.

written when i was 7:

I've been on a plane i went to cairns on a plane and it was fun.

I went to my aunts party yesterday. We had a party.

i found 1 easteregg in my room. downstairs i found eastereggs in my bag of eastereggs. i have 20 easter eggs.

Narrative:

You are what you eat

there was a boy called Daniel. he ate healthy because he ate healthy foods. then 5 years later Daniel ate junk food. He got sick and unhealthy so he ate healthy foods again. One day he got sick so he went to the hospital but then he didnt get to the hospital because they dad a car crash and he died.

Narritive:

One day a boy walked through a farm he saw a scare crow he touther it a man came up "are you crazy mr machnoodle cast a speal on in i never want to see it again lets go" so they went home and never was it seen again.



its so funny reading back over these old books
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Old 2006-11-13, 02:45 PM   #4
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that is the most beautiful poem i have ever read..::cries::
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Old 2006-11-13, 05:53 PM   #5
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Hehe that's great better than what I wrote here is somthing as realistic as possible:

for kristmasss i want a duck. i like duck. if he gets firsty i get him a drunk. if i call him duk but put a FFFF on the frunt of hees name and call him fuck(sorry gilby ) wooden he b a swar wurd duck?

I wrote this in grade 2.
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Old 2006-11-13, 07:07 PM   #6
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actually i found one aswell (like last month)...i was like 8-9...and i wrote this

the sun shun brightly
they danced all around
while i was sitting on a bench
dying to the ground

i actually quite like it
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Old 2006-11-13, 08:51 PM   #7
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Haha these are so hilarious!!!
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Old 2006-11-14, 02:57 AM   #8
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here is a haiku (5-7-5) I wrote in third grade, so I was 8 years old:

Soft grayish mushrooms
Sitting in the morning grass
Slowly decompose.

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Old 2006-11-14, 03:04 AM   #9
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ha these are great, Podzol that was very sombre of you.
Sparrow, you kinda really jumped from one extreme to the other there.
lol BCwheelridermanfaceperson that is kind of intense for grade 2, bet you would have been king of the class after writing that.
and i believe the you are what you eat healthy story gives Saw a running for crazy ending twists.
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Old 2006-11-14, 03:11 AM   #10
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Some kids definitely have a dark side. I know I did. My son's comes out once in a while. As an adult, I find it can be disturbing to see. I have to remind myself of what I was like as a kid, then I relax a bit!
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i shall have to remmember that when i begin parentaling.
i do remmember one story i wrote about some one going crazy and killing people, but i think that was more in jest.
i cant wait to get into the old school books later.
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ha these are great, Podzol that was very sombre of you.
Sparrow, you kinda really jumped from one extreme to the other there.
lol BCwheelridermanfaceperson that is kind of intense for grade 2, bet you would have been king of the class after writing that.
and i believe the you are what you eat healthy story gives Saw a running for crazy ending twists.
Well I remember thinking about it and if I called my duck duck and put an f in front would it be a swear? I didn't even get any trouble but teacher smelled like mommy and daddy's spcial cabnet with fancy bottles that make em act silly.
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hey evan i've got the same blue nipples as you !!!!!
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