Farting, the sociology of and jokes about

[dan de man]

while im here im just going to ask one question,
am i the only one here who posses the rare talent of being able to suck in farts?if you people want i can get an audio clip ,they are big farts

[smcmorrow]

Burned fart smell HORRIBLE. Millions of times worse than a raw fart. I think farting is very satisfying, and it should not be looked down upon. Everyone should fart every day, and try to make it as loud as possible, its such a great feeling.

[tobbogonist]

Originally Posted by dan de man

while im here im just going to ask one question,
am i the only one here who posses the rare talent of being able to suck in farts?if you people want i can get an audio clip ,they are big farts

I had a friend who could do that, he is no longer my friend.

Lets just say he tried to do it under water and got himself into a spot of trouble.

[UniBrier]

Originally Posted by dan de man

the rare talent of being able to suck in farts?

Two words:

Le Petomane

Maybe some day you can do a term paper on him. The presentation should be interesting. Be sure you rinse well first.

Edit: Looks like he has a modern protege.

[tobbogonist]

hHey i forgot about Petomane, i seem to remmeber doing a group negotiated study on him in grade eight or there abouts.

[dan de man]

Originally Posted by tobbogonist

I had a friend who could do that, he is no longer my friend.

Lets just say he tried to do it under water and got himself into a spot of trouble.

FIRE THE TORPEDOS

[BillyTheMountain]

Originally Posted by dan de man

while im here im just going to ask one question,
am i the only one here who posses the rare talent of being able to suck in farts?if you people want i can get an audio clip ,they are big farts

Shall I ask: What do you suck in farts with?

[wobbling bear]

that thread reminds me of something:
in the small village where my wife traces back her origins there is a wood
named "the russian hymn wood"
why?
because my wife's great-grand-father (a famous hunter) was there one morning hunting and suddenly let booming farts scare the game: another hunter noticed that the music was like the beginning of the russian hymn (late 19th century version)... and so the wood kept that name!

[JJuggle]

Originally Posted by wobbling bear

that thread reminds me of something:
in the small village where my wife traces back her origins there is a wood
named "the russian hymn wood"
why?
because my wife's great-grand-father (a famous hunter) was there one morning hunting and suddenly let booming farts scare the game: another hunter noticed that the music was like the beginning of the russian hymn (late 19th century version)... and so the wood kept that name!

I do believe you're pulling our collective leg so I will have to insist that you pull our collective finger.