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Old 2004-11-14, 09:46 AM   #31
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Old 2005-10-19, 07:20 PM   #32
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Old 2005-10-19, 08:10 PM   #33
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I think you guys all need to shut-up for a minute.


you silly people you... asking questions that lead to no results.. PFFF! AS if that ever lead to anything.
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Old 2005-10-19, 08:42 PM   #34
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Puzzle...

An adventurer exploring mysterious lost jungles is captured by a mysterious lost tribe. Their chief decides he doesn't like mysterious lost adventurers, so tells the adventurer he is to be put to death one of two ways.

The chief tells the adventurer, "You may make one statement. If it is true, you will be thrown off the highest cliff; if it is false you will be fed to the lions."

The adventurer uses all his training as a lawyer to thoroughly annoy the local populace by finding the loophole in the arrangement and coming up with a statement that gets him off the hook. What was it?

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Old 2005-10-19, 08:51 PM   #35
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The adventurer uses all his training as a lawyer to thoroughly annoy the local populace by finding the loophole in the arrangement and coming up with a statement that gets him off the hook. What was it?
How about "I will be fed to the lions?"

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Old 2005-10-19, 10:12 PM   #36
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How about "I will be fed to the lions?"

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dang john your smart!
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Old 2005-10-20, 02:24 AM   #37
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Old 2005-10-20, 04:45 AM   #38
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Old 2005-10-20, 05:03 AM   #39
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How about "I will be fed to the lions?"
Darn, I came up with "I will not be thrown off the highest cliff".

Yours is simpler. But both answers are right.
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Old 2005-10-20, 10:45 PM   #40
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On some juice bottles it says really big on the front "100% juice" then when you look at the list of ingredients, water is the first thing listed.
juice from concentrate still counts as juice, however, even with this very leanient definition, many "juices" still are not a very high percentage of juice.



lets see, self contradictory statements....

...I can't think of one right now.
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Old 2005-10-20, 11:34 PM   #41
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On some juice bottles it says really big on the front "100% juice" then when you look at the list of ingredients, water is the first thing listed.
They may be complying with the labeling laws, by listing the ingredients of the actual juice. 100% fruit juice is probably at least 50% water...
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Old 2005-10-21, 07:45 PM   #42
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Old 2005-10-22, 01:35 AM   #43
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