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hazmat, that still doesn't make sense. if you could learn to uni faster than a bike, there would be a lot more unicyclists.
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2008-07-29, 06:34 PM
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unicyclists aren't crazy, just slightly unbalanced
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2008-07-29, 07:37 PM
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Two unicycles roll into a bar...
One unicycle orders two beers. Bartender brings the beers and says "That'll be $25 please." The unicycles look at each other - and go ahead and pay the bill. Bartender says "Y'know...we don't get a lot of unicycles coming in here." One unicycle says back; "Yeah, and at those prices you probably won't see too many more either." 
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2008-07-29, 07:43 PM
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Hey, where did this thread come from?
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2008-07-29, 10:10 PM
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that's what little kid say when they see me:
1-unicycle! 2-bike with one wheel! 3-bike with one pedal!  one time when i was RIDING in my town a guy see my and tell my: Can you ride a unicycle??? Last edited by jaco_flans; 2008-07-29 at 10:11 PM. |
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2008-07-29, 10:45 PM
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This isn't a joke, but I get a lot of "hey look, a tricycle" comments.
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2008-07-29, 11:16 PM
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Q: Why can't unicycles stand up by themselves?
A: Because they're two tired...no, wait, that doesn't work...now I'm confused... ...never mind.
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2008-07-30, 12:27 AM
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Quote:
OMG IT'S A UNICYCLE, ONLY ONE WHEEL!!! AND ONLY ONE SEAT!!!!!!  
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2012-04-02, 04:19 PM
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show me the muni!
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When riding her unicycle, how does Carrie Underwood respond to "Where's your other wheel?"
"Jesus took it!" 
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2012-04-03, 08:57 AM
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I bought three apples the other, the man at the counter said "would you like a bag with that?"
I replied: "no, I unicycle"
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2012-04-07, 12:16 PM
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Couldn't really find a good place to put this. I know it does not really fit here. It's not worthy of it's own thread but it is going mostly unread over in the trading post. So here it is... My nomination for the funniest post of all time! You really need to see the pictures (guess you had to be there) and the title of the original thread to get the joke. Congratulations bb23. I'm not even sure if you still roam these forums but you, my friend, are a riot.
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