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Old 2007-07-16, 03:02 PM   #31
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hazmat, that still doesn't make sense. if you could learn to uni faster than a bike, there would be a lot more unicyclists.

that UW joke was awesome.
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Old 2008-07-29, 06:34 PM   #32
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unicyclists aren't crazy, just slightly unbalanced
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Old 2008-07-29, 07:37 PM   #33
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Two unicycles roll into a bar...

One unicycle orders two beers.
Bartender brings the beers and says "That'll be $25 please."

The unicycles look at each other - and go ahead and pay the bill.
Bartender says "Y'know...we don't get a lot of unicycles coming in here."
One unicycle says back; "Yeah, and at those prices you probably won't see too many more either."


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Old 2008-07-29, 07:43 PM   #34
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Old 2008-07-29, 10:10 PM   #35
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that's what little kid say when they see me:
1-unicycle!
2-bike with one wheel!
3-bike with one pedal!

one time when i was RIDING in my town a guy see my and tell my: Can you ride a unicycle???
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Old 2008-07-29, 10:45 PM   #36
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This isn't a joke, but I get a lot of "hey look, a tricycle" comments.

WHY?
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Old 2008-07-29, 11:16 PM   #37
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Q: Why can't unicycles stand up by themselves?

A: Because they're two tired...no, wait, that doesn't work...now I'm confused...

...never mind.
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Old 2008-07-30, 12:27 AM   #38
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jaco_flans
that's what little kid say when they see me:
1-unicycle!
2-bike with one wheel!
3-bike with one pedal!

one time when i was RIDING in my town a guy see my and tell my: Can you ride a unicycle???
i've got a worse one.. some random girl i rode by..

OMG IT'S A UNICYCLE, ONLY ONE WHEEL!!! AND ONLY ONE SEAT!!!!!!

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Old 2012-04-02, 04:19 PM   #39
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When riding her unicycle, how does Carrie Underwood respond to "Where's your other wheel?"

"Jesus took it!"

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Old 2012-04-03, 08:57 AM   #40
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I bought three apples the other, the man at the counter said "would you like a bag with that?"

I replied: "no, I unicycle"
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Old 2012-04-07, 12:16 PM   #41
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Couldn't really find a good place to put this. I know it does not really fit here. It's not worthy of it's own thread but it is going mostly unread over in the trading post. So here it is... My nomination for the funniest post of all time! You really need to see the pictures (guess you had to be there) and the title of the original thread to get the joke. Congratulations bb23. I'm not even sure if you still roam these forums but you, my friend, are a riot.
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