Jagur Thomas: Northward, HO!?

rhysling · 2003-06-04, 05:57 PM

In light of Jagur's refusal to belly-up to the bar and comitte to the expence of UNICON Nihon (depriving himself of the joy of buying used ladies undergarmets from credit card accepting vending machines [I know, I know- no card: but I'd watch for Coppers while he jiggled the machine]), what, dear reader, is your valued opinion on the J-Man's ability to scrape together sufficiant funds to make the Nationals in Minnisota AND show his fellow Militia-Men a good time in the Twin Cities?

tomblackwood · 2003-06-04, 08:05 PM

You forgot one other choice:

The gathering of such a large number of Cokers in a single location will provide a target-rich environment he will simply be unable to resist, so he'll get there by any means necessary, including his 29", which after all is a superior form of touring transporation and should never be confused with 36" of Hell.

foolish · 2003-06-04, 08:08 PM

The blue pill?? I think you mean the red pill, no??

As for THIS:

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36" of Hell

I can't hear you LA LA LA LA LA

sendhair · 2003-06-05, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by rhysling
In light of Jagur's refusal to belly-up to the bar and comitte to the expence of UNICON Nihon (depriving himself of the joy of buying used ladies undergarmets from credit card accepting vending machines [I know, I know- no card: but I'd watch for Coppers while he jiggled the machine]), what, dear reader, is your valued opinion on the J-Man's ability to scrape together sufficiant funds to make the Nationals in Minnisota AND show his fellow Militia-Men a good time in the Twin Cities?

Sorry to burst your bubble, Chris, but the cops over here clamped-down on those used panties vending machines several years ago...
so, you'll need to come up with some other lure...
there are still machines on the streets that sell new panties, and cut-away fishnet body-stockings and little French maid uniforms and such...
I don't really know what Jagur's into...

Also, according to my atlas:

Salem, Oregon: . . . . . . . . . . 44° 55' N 123° 1' W
Minneapolis/St. Paul: . . . . . . 44° 53' N 93° 13' W

So, shouldn't your thread be titled, "Eastward (and a tiny bit South), HO!"?

Nitpickingly,

Rick

jagur · 2003-06-05, 07:05 PM

my life is basicly a service for my kids,i am their dad slave.if i leave longer than 3 hours i get beat up or squerted with water (depends on the weather)

if i went to lake Wobegone there would be a complete resonance cascade ,but not in my head,in my house.

they let me have a window here at least.

just call me Emily Dickenson.

johnfoss · 2003-06-05, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by jagur
my life is basicly a service for my kids,i am their dad slave.if i leave longer than 3 hours i get beat up or squerted with water (depends on the weather)

So once you're over the three hours, maybe it doesn't matter. Three hours or six days...

But just think of the opportunities to trade up your unicycles, as someone else mentioned. See something you want, and have the best market anywhere to unload your suddenly-oudated machines.

I imagine it should be possible for a group of OR and even WA riders to hook up somehow and share the driving/gas/hassle to get to MN.

sendhair · 2003-06-05, 07:26 PM

Quote:

originally posted by Jagur:
my life is basicly a service for my kids,i am their dad slave.if i leave longer than 3 hours i get beat up or squerted with water (depends on the weather)

if i went to lake Wobegone there would be a complete resonance cascade ,but not in my head,in my house.

they let me have a window here at least.

just call me Emily Dickenson.

So, there y'all have it.

The definitive statement of non-compliance to peer-pressure due to previous surrender to familial allegiance!

Jagur, you will be fondly remembered by your children!

That ain't no mean (little/belittle-able) feat!

Rick

View Poll Results: Can the J-Man scrape together the cash for the NAUCC?
By cashing in the deposit on his collection of Pap's Blue Ribbon cans he should be 'Live'n Large' in the Land of Lakes	2	16.67%
This would require pulling the plug on his fermentation tank, swallowing the Blue Pill, and awaking to the cruel realization that his body has been enslaved to produce alchohal for The Machines -and that unicycling was all just an impossible dream.	2	16.67%
Just thinking about the chance to trade up cycles again at the Con will result in a complete resonance cascade in his central nervouse system, causing him to spend the rest of the season aimlessly wondering the streets of Salem asking strangers if they 'have the real one wheel deal'.	5	41.67%
This would violate his parole -so he's sure to attend.	3	25.00%
Voters: 12. You may not vote on this poll

2003-06-04, 05:57 PM	#1
rhysling Simmian Envoy from Fenetic Climate Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Circling overhead. Posts: 1,867	Jagur Thomas: Northward, HO!? In light of Jagur's refusal to belly-up to the bar and comitte to the expence of UNICON Nihon (depriving himself of the joy of buying used ladies undergarmets from credit card accepting vending machines [I know, I know- no card: but I'd watch for Coppers while he jiggled the machine]), what, dear reader, is your valued opinion on the J-Man's ability to scrape together sufficiant funds to make the Nationals in Minnisota AND show his fellow Militia-Men a good time in the Twin Cities? __________________ "Jeeeezus! I can be misunderstood enough all by myself" -Uni57 "Jesus would love you if he were real." -Catboy "Could someone please pass the brain soap?" -Jethro

2003-06-05, 07:05 PM	#5
jagur My Uzi is a Tongue Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: {So-Lame,Oregon} Posts: 6,197	my life is basicly a service for my kids,i am their dad slave.if i leave longer than 3 hours i get beat up or squerted with water (depends on the weather) if i went to lake Wobegone there would be a complete resonance cascade ,but not in my head,in my house. they let me have a window here at least. just call me Emily Dickenson. __________________ theres enough BS in life, without mobius contributing. Forget_Your_Life -------------------------------------- -------MUNI MILITIA ------- One Wheeled Death Squad twitter> @shot of jagur

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2003-06-04, 08:05 PM	#2
tomblackwood Tailgate at your own risk... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Issaquah, WA USA Posts: 3,873	You forgot one other choice: The gathering of such a large number of Cokers in a single location will provide a target-rich environment he will simply be unable to resist, so he'll get there by any means necessary, including his 29", which after all is a superior form of touring transporation and should never be confused with 36" of Hell.

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