Gallery of clean jokes

[spazdude222]

Contrary to poplar belief, Dead baby jokes are extremly offensive to people who've lost brothers or sisters while they were babies.

[Into the blue]

A man was cruising on his Harley up the California coast when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. Of course I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how a woman feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

[GILD]

Originally Posted by JJuggle

Ba-dum

www.instantrimshot.com

Same thing, just a kewler url.

[maestro8]

Originally Posted by spazdude222

Contrary to poplar belief, Dead baby jokes are extremly offensive to people who've lost brothers or sisters while they were babies.

Even better are those who've suffered miscarriages or stillborn babies. You should see the looks on their faces when they hear the punchline!

[reprah]

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.

[tobbogonist]

Originally Posted by maestro8

Even better are those who've suffered miscarriages or stillborn babies. You should see the looks on their faces when they hear the punchline!

whats funnier then a dead baby?
A sad mum.