Talk about lucky...

[unifreak7]

I don't get it.

How did the government cause the flooding in Fargo?

Are you seriously 31 years old? It's funny how you see a post of mine, and being the first one to post, posts sarcasticly that it isn't like most my other threads. An interesting side fact, being here at NDSU, (basically just a university), the kids tend to believe, or look into furtherly, in 9/11 as an inside. Now university kids are generally smarter than kids that didn't go to college. Now don't give me that drunken collegeness, because everyone knows kids all drink the same amount whether in college or not. It's just the type of parties that change. (We just don't hear about all the parties that happen outside of college).

Seriously you can't be 31 with comments like that.

Watch In Plain Sight for me. Maybe you'll believe someone older telling the story. (That's sad on its own though.)

I don't believe in "luck", but in the providence of God.

lol, God was awfully nice to an atheist.

[captainconcarne]

Originally Posted by unifreak7

lol, God was awfully nice to an atheist.

ya, that happens alot. But it's fine by me.

[maestro8]

Originally Posted by unifreak7

it isn't like most my other threads

It isn't?

the kids tend to believe, or look into furtherly, in 9/11 as an inside.

There we go!

Thanks, you've furtherlied my belief in you, Shaun!

[C-ZER]

I knew a guy named lucky one time and he was a big bully. then one day he took my lunch money and I cryed :*(

[spazdude222]

Originally Posted by unifreak7

Are you seriously 31 years old? It's funny...

Watch In Plain Sight for me. Maybe you'll believe someone older telling the story. (That's sad on its own though.)



lol, God was awfully nice to an atheist.

Two thoughts: 1) It WAS funny... that's why he posted it. Regardless of how old or young he is, that post made me chuckle.
2) Maybe God is trying to show you that He loves you even if you spit in His face and claim he doesn't exist... He IS a loving God.

Also, my story. Last week was spring break for us too. I don't have a car so i was grabbing a ride with a buddy of mine. We were heading north on Highway 6 when the left front tire caught gravel (we had drifted to the left a bit, and were already in the left lane on a part of the road with no shoulder) we swerved back to the right to stay on the road, and almost hit another car in the right lane. To avoid that though, we swerved back to the left and ended up in the wet, muddy, grassy median. At this point all control of the vehicle was lost. We careened towards a crossover lane (the ones used by emergency vehicles only to quickly change directions on a rural highway). The hill/crossover lane launched us into the air and started us rolling. We rolled through oncoming traffic (without being hit or hitting anything) and ended up between the southbound lanes of traffic and the access road, facing south, on all four wheels, about 100-200 yards down the road (North) from where we first caught gravel. Me and my friend who was driving were the only two people involved, because we were the only car involved. According to the truck that pulled over to help us we rolled about 5 times and had they hit their brakes a fraction of a second later than they did, they would have hit us as we crossed the oncoming traffic lanes. My suitcase ended up outside the the SUV, the roof was caved in about 8 inches from where my friend's head was, and a backpack full of heavy text books that was in the back seat was now at my feet (suggesting that at some point it must have come close to my head as it made the switch from back of car to front of car). Both my friend and I walked away from the wreckage unharmed except for one or two minor abrasions between the both of us. My unicycle was also undamaged. The paramedics told us (or, mentioned and we overheard) the last wreck they saw that was that bad killed one of the cars occupants and maimed the others. God exists.

[wickedbob]

Originally Posted by spazdude222

Two thoughts: 1) It WAS funny... that's why he posted it. Regardless of how old or young he is, that post made me chuckle.
2) Maybe God is trying to show you that He loves you even if you spit in His face and claim he doesn't exist... He IS a loving God.

Also, my story. Last week was spring break for us too. I don't have a car so i was grabbing a ride with a buddy of mine. We were heading north on Highway 6 when the left front tire caught gravel (we had drifted to the left a bit, and were already in the left lane on a part of the road with no shoulder) we swerved back to the right to stay on the road, and almost hit another car in the right lane. To avoid that though, we swerved back to the left and ended up in the wet, muddy, grassy median. At this point all control of the vehicle was lost. We careened towards a crossover lane (the ones used by emergency vehicles only to quickly change directions on a rural highway). The hill/crossover lane launched us into the air and started us rolling. We rolled through oncoming traffic (without being hit or hitting anything) and ended up between the southbound lanes of traffic and the access road, facing south, on all four wheels, about 100-200 yards down the road (North) from where we first caught gravel. Me and my friend who was driving were the only two people involved, because we were the only car involved. According to the truck that pulled over to help us we rolled about 5 times and had they hit their brakes a fraction of a second later than they did, they would have hit us as we crossed the oncoming traffic lanes. My suitcase ended up outside the the SUV, the roof was caved in about 8 inches from where my friend's head was, and a backpack full of heavy text books that was in the back seat was now at my feet (suggesting that at some point it must have come close to my head as it made the switch from back of car to front of car). Both my friend and I walked away from the wreckage unharmed except for one or two minor abrasions between the both of us. My unicycle was also undamaged. The paramedics told us (or, mentioned and we overheard) the last wreck they saw that was that bad killed one of the cars occupants and maimed the others. God exists.

Let me say I'm glad your Okay. Seems like quite the deal, with the flipping and the spinning. But,


...so because the worst possible outcome didn't happen god exists... I don't follow.....

The people in the other car who you were told about were Atheist gay sinners, or did god have off time?
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............................................................... Catching the Z's?

I don't understand.

Originally Posted by spazdude222

I was kidding... It was meant as a joke. Geez, do I really seem that retarded when I AM being serious?

I don't even know anymore, I don't even know.

Apparently bad drivers exist.

................................................. Bad driver = Omnipotent all powerful figure who can screw you over/ and is worshiped?

Excuse my general dickery, but I just did not follow how any of that means god exists.

-Work Cited

Do not know, Sam. "Pope: Don't use condoms." Unicyclist.com. 3/26/2009. Unicycle for Christ. 26 Mar 2009 http://unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1212926&postcount=100.

Don't know, Sam. "Talk about lucky...." Unicyclist.com. 3/26/2009. Unicycle for Christ. 26 Mar 2009 http://unicyclist.com/forums/showpos...2&postcount=17.

[Jerrick]

Take it to another thread Bob.

Last night I thought I was getting a little low on cash, after paying rent and a few other things. Luckily, after I opened my door, there was a $20 bill just sitting right outside.

Nothing too lcuky for today. Im heading to a friends hosue and maybe something will happen once im back home.

[maestro8]

Luck is the attachment of fate, karma or some other supernatural force to a probabilistic event. It's superstition.

There is no such thing as luck. There is only probability.

Let's talk about probability instead!

[BillyTheMountain]

Originally Posted by maestro8

Luck is the attachment of fate, karma or some other supernatural force to a probabilistic event. It's superstition.

There is no such thing as luck. There is only probability.

Let's talk about probability instead!

Take it to another thread.

I pwnd you!

[maestro8]

Originally Posted by BillyTheMountain

I pwnd you!

Billy, you're like a child with a new drum set, with this "pwnd" business. Every where you go, you're beating your "pwnd" drum to no end, irritating everyone around you.

I'm hereby taking your drumset from you.

[wickedbob]

Originally Posted by Jerrick

Take it to another thread Bob..

Is luck so serious of a topic?


It was crazy. I was so lucky, about 2 years back I became a unicyclist and through some crazy happening ended up on unicyclist.com. I was really, really extremely embarrassingly dumb. Check out my early post, retarded. Some how the dudes on that site didn't really hate my guts for it. I kind of got pc a little bit, then I started going on OTN and they rubbed off on me. What makes me lucky is the people on Unicyclist are still putting up with me and my bs.

[dudewithasock]

Putting up with it? Dude, I actually find your posts entertaining and sometimes thought-provoking. No joke.

[wickedbob]

Read it. Love it, Hate it. IDK

KTHNXBI

[rant]I'm a pretty big ass. I admit it, I'm the same way in real life, I can get people to laugh though, I'm just a major r-tard with enough sense to be annoying.

I find it annoying people still take me seriously. I'm a sarcastic, ironic dick and I've come to terms with that. I'm over it, and after as long as I've been here you all should be aswell.

There is a pm I sent to somebody who was frustrated with me. Getting frustrated at me is like getting mad at the DMV, just wtf. It's not going to change, you can leave, but your probably missing out?


Bonus if you get who it was sent to and why, can't respond if you were the receiver.

I don't even take myself seriously, honestly, I take you more seriously than myself on this topic, you've had to think, me not so much. It's easier to pick apart something rather than construct and find solutions. I'll agree, I'm pretty ignorant, just being a 16yr old and not a very bright one, don't know to much outside of 'my world', at least compared to most on here probably, or that is how it seems.

You think I made you seem like imbecile? It's pretty obvious you gave it more thought than I, as said it's a lot easier to pick a part. Ask anybody, I'm the imbecile using stupid arguments and going what exactly the words you type, not necessarily the meaning. Pretty stupid way to argue.
Why? I get bored, get some entertainment out of it and some knowledge at the expense of myself when I eventually got shot down for arguing like a republican.( Just saying, or in my case typing the same thing over and over as loud as you can) I get to see how you should argue, I'm learning, but getting people going can be entertaining. It's obvious you won out verbal match up, if anything people think I'm stupid. I'm alright with that since this is the Internet though, I'm not really serious, maybe I come off that way? I was lol'ing while typing it up.
As for having a real argument or theory, it's damn obvious I don't have one and I'm just stirring the pot. I figured everybody would take your side, me being the dumbass, guess I just got lucky? In reality I got the message you were trying to convey rather quickly, but ending it there would be no fun. Egg on my face!

-Mike

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[spazdude222]

Originally Posted by wickedbob

Let me say I'm glad your Okay. Seems like quite the deal, with the flipping and the spinning. But,


...so because the worst possible outcome didn't happen god exists... I don't follow.....

The people in the other car who you were told about were Atheist gay sinners, or did god have off time?
........................................................................ ...
............................................................... Catching the Z's?

I don't understand.






I don't even know anymore, I don't even know.

Apparently bad drivers exist.

................................................. Bad driver = Omnipotent all powerful figure who can screw you over/ and is worshiped?

Excuse my general dickery, but I just did not follow how any of that means god exists.

-Work Cited

Do not know, Sam. "Pope: Don't use condoms." Unicyclist.com. 3/26/2009. Unicycle for Christ. 26 Mar 2009 http://unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1212926&postcount=100.

Don't know, Sam. "Talk about lucky...." Unicyclist.com. 3/26/2009. Unicycle for Christ. 26 Mar 2009 http://unicyclist.com/forums/showpos...2&postcount=17.

Ok... I'm not actually suggesting that my survival PROVES the existence of God, I'm merely asserting that I attribute my survival to God. Also, it seems you are using my post that shows I believe in God to show that I am, as I asked in the Pope/condom thread, retarded. So what I'm sensing is that you equate lack of faith with intelligence level. Or that you equate Christianity with stupidity? Either way, I'm not sure why it is necessary to try and tear someone down for not believing as you do. Chances are I've in the past made similarly rude posts towards non-Christian folks, and for that I apologize. I've matured a lot since coming to college, both in what I believe and how I react to those who disagree. As far as starting a debate, I don't want to, so I'm not going to get into why other people die and I didn't; at least not here and now.

[wickedbob]

Originally Posted by spazdude222

Ok... I'm not actually suggesting that my survival PROVES the existence of God, I'm merely asserting that I attribute my survival to God. Also, it seems you are using my post that shows I believe in God to show that I am, as I asked in the Pope/condom thread, retarded. So what I'm sensing is that you equate lack of faith with intelligence level. Or that you equate Christianity with stupidity? Either way, I'm not sure why it is necessary to try and tear someone down for not believing as you do. Chances are I've in the past made similarly rude posts towards non-Christian folks, and for that I apologize. I've matured a lot since coming to college, both in what I believe and how I react to those who disagree. As far as starting a debate, I don't want to, so I'm not going to get into why other people die and I didn't; at least not here and now.

Originally Posted by wickedbob

Excuse my general dickery, but I just did not follow how any of that means god exists.

R.I.P Mitch Hedberg > White people I'm not serious ever, seriously.
Add wickedbob to your ignorelist. HighlyRecommended. "This is my serious face"
Live Hard. Die Young. Rest Assured.
My posts don't count they came from MR...would they matter anyways?

You can politely excuse all of my post in JC a question and or statement wrapped in sarcastic stupid bs, because I'm immature. Extremely immature. I'm the kid at the back of the class who makes dick and fart jokes. Thinking about my posts will just make you crazy, since I'm the dumbest dude on here.

Thank you,

Mikey